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The Next 100 best movies from the 80's (1 Viewer)

68 (tie). Children of the Corn
shuke - #26

There are about 10 movies that I am absolutely floored weren't in the first thread or on either Lambskin's or Scoresman's lists. This is one of them.
Maybe because as a kid, we watched this so many times, all the kids in the neighborhood loved it.

I look back and I can't believe some of the stuff our parents let us watch. This came out in 1984, which would have put me at 11 and my brother and sister at 7 and 6. Maybe they didn't realize we were watching it, but I find that hard to believe.

Had it at 72
84 here.
 
91 (tie). The Untouchables
shuke - #38

Very surprised to not see this in the other thread or the other lists.
Maybe people are allergic to Costner? He was real good in this, and played a character with restraint for probably the only time in his career.
He's kind of a doosh.....but yea, he's done some good acting.

My wife got to see his band play in Reno years ago. He surrounded himself with good musicians, his movie clips playing in the background, strummed a few chords on the geetar.....haha
 
One of the few movies I truly remember being scared of, like didn’t want to go in the basement alone scared. Always felt like that creepy little guy was right behind me

Also gave us the best worst sequel of all time (even though there is 0 connection, or trolls for that matter)

What do you mean "or trolls for that matter"? Isn't Trolls 2 where that awesome "oh my god" clip is from? There are trolls in that.

Not to spoil it, but those are goblins
“Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!”

But yes it’s the Oh My God movie.

Here’s a good history on it, basically they knew it was such a turd they branded it a sequel so someone would watch
I did watch this (and Troll) back when I had the Netflix DVD subscription because there was a lot of "you have to see this to believe it" chatter about it. It is even more ridiculous than the description.

When he grew up, the guy who played the protagonist as a kid made a documentary about how insane the experience was: https://www.avclub.com/best-worst-movie-and-the-cult-of-troll-2-1798225241
 
81 (tie) Pet Semetary
Lambskin - #32

I'm also a fan of this, just didn't make the cut. Pretty true to the book.
Actually saw this on my junior prom night. The dinner/dance was at a hotel right near Univeral Studios and this was playing at a near by theater. A group of us all wanted to see it (including our dates) as it just came out and we went to that right after dinner ended.
and????
Let's just say that everytime I watch it I have fond memories of that night
 
71 (tie). Rocky 4
Scoresman - #27

I remember seeing this in the theater. Even at the age of 12, I recognized how bad it was.

When I saw it, I was with a group of guys and we saw it in a theater at North Park Mall in Dallas which we were ALL led to believe was a target of a Russian nuke should WWIII break out. Russia was a REAL threat in our minds; Red Dawn, The Day After....the fear of communism and an attack was used to sell a TON of tickets and popcorn.

Anyhow, when this movie ended, we were all going USA USA and fighting each other on the walk home. The movie is cheese but it'll always have a place on my lists of favorite memories. It made us all feel good for a couple hours.
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive
I actually really like that one a lot....AC/DC soundtrack.....Who made who???? A frickin pop machine shoots out sodas at people.....pretty badass.

In fact, i'd wager that this one is on this countdown
 
75 (tie). All The Right Moves
shuke - #29

One of the grittiest high school movies ever.
Loved it. I usually don't care for "sports movies" but this was basically North Dallas Forty at the high school level -- both did a great job of showing how effed up the system/culture was at their respective levels. And it doubled as a "high school movie" almost on par with Fast Times. As I mentioned in the other thread, I was not allergic to Cruise here because he had not become TOM CRUISE yet.
 
71 (tie). Rocky 4
Scoresman - #27

I remember seeing this in the theater. Even at the age of 12, I recognized how bad it was.

When I saw it, I was with a group of guys and we saw it in a theater at North Park Mall in Dallas which we were ALL led to believe was a target of a Russian nuke should WWIII break out. Russia was a REAL threat in our minds; Red Dawn, The Day After....the fear of communism and an attack was used to sell a TON of tickets and popcorn.

Anyhow, when this movie ended, we were all going USA USA and fighting each other on the walk home. The movie is cheese but it'll always have a place on my lists of favorite memories. It made us all feel good for a couple hours.
Yea, the cold war in the 80's......that movie you mentioned with the color in it really got me and my buddies fired up.....I'm sure we will see that one later, and I'm betting pretty high up
 
75 (tie). All The Right Moves
shuke - #29

One of the grittiest high school movies ever.
Loved it. I usually don't care for "sports movies" but this was basically North Dallas Forty at the high school level -- both did a great job of showing how effed up the system/culture was at their respective levels. And it doubled as a "high school movie" almost on par with Fast Times. As I mentioned in the other thread, I was not allergic to Cruise here because he had not become TOM CRUISE yet.
Watching Salvucci's fumble at the goal line to lose the game to Walnut Heights, while trying to run out the clock, still haunts me to this day.
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive

No spotlighting!

ya want a great spotlight?

CLASS OF 1984 - STEGMAN IS THE FUTURE! MICHAEL J. FOX GETS STABBED! HALLELUJAH!

... there ya go

:popcorn:
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive

No spotlighting!

ya want a great spotlight?

CLASS OF 1984 - STEGMAN IS THE FUTURE! MICHAEL J. FOX GETS STABBED! HALLELUJAH!

... there ya go

:popcorn:
Salami has a big part in that IIRC.
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive

No spotlighting!

ya want a great spotlight?

CLASS OF 1984 - STEGMAN IS THE FUTURE! MICHAEL J. FOX GETS STABBED! HALLELUJAH!

... there ya go

:popcorn:
Salami has a big part in that IIRC.

Cornelius down?

🦧
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive

No spotlighting!

ya want a great spotlight?

CLASS OF 1984 - STEGMAN IS THE FUTURE! MICHAEL J. FOX GETS STABBED! HALLELUJAH!

... there ya go

:popcorn:

Never even heard of this. Won't be in the countdown.
 
81 (tie) Pet Semetary
Lambskin - #32

I'm also a fan of this, just didn't make the cut. Pretty true to the book.
Actually saw this on my junior prom night. The dinner/dance was at a hotel right near Univeral Studios and this was playing at a near by theater. A group of us all wanted to see it (including our dates) as it just came out and we went to that right after dinner ended.
and????
Let's just say that everytime I watch it I have fond memories of that night
Let's not just say that and instead to talk about your night in Dazed and Confused.
 
80s were a golden area for teets on film

Fact! My oldest son who is 22 likes 1980s culture and we've watched a ton of those movies. He laughs about how often they show up during films from the 80s. I just tell him, we didn't have the internet, bud. That's where we got to see that stuff. Also, sorry about all the gay bashing and date rapey/voyuerism that no one seemed to have a problem with in 1980s movies.
Username checks out
 
71 (tie). Lethal Weapon
Lambskin - #27

Sorry Dan, way too far down my list. But one of the better cop buddy films.
I get the love. A little to shark jumping for me, but overall a good movie.

Sidebar - what was the slapstick movie which had a scene of blowing up the Lethal Weapon trailer on the beach and Bruce Willis appears from it? I think I am remembering this right.
 
71 (tie). Rocky 4
Scoresman - #27

I remember seeing this in the theater. Even at the age of 12, I recognized how bad it was.
:penalty:

How bad it was? This is the 80s we are talking about. This is an absolute must see of Cold War Russia and the American underdog role of perseverance. Everytime I watch this movie I get motivated to do something. Not that I do anything, but I'm motivated for a couple minutes.

I have this #19 on my list. First real miss by the 100 crew
 
68 (tie). Children of the Corn
shuke - #26

There are about 10 movies that I am absolutely floored weren't in the first thread or on either Lambskin's or Scoresman's lists. This is one of them.
Maybe because as a kid, we watched this so many times, all the kids in the neighborhood loved it.

I look back and I can't believe some of the stuff our parents let us watch. This came out in 1984, which would have put me at 11 and my brother and sister at 7 and 6. Maybe they didn't realize we were watching it, but I find that hard to believe.
Do people like this movie because of the story or do they really like the movie?
"Children of the Corn" is a short story by Stephen King, first published in the March 1977 issue of Penthouse, and later collected in King's 1978 collection Night Shift.
 
68 (tie). Children of the Corn
shuke - #26

There are about 10 movies that I am absolutely floored weren't in the first thread or on either Lambskin's or Scoresman's lists. This is one of them.
Maybe because as a kid, we watched this so many times, all the kids in the neighborhood loved it.

I look back and I can't believe some of the stuff our parents let us watch. This came out in 1984, which would have put me at 11 and my brother and sister at 7 and 6. Maybe they didn't realize we were watching it, but I find that hard to believe.
Do people like this movie because of the story or do they really like the movie?
"Children of the Corn" is a short story by Stephen King, first published in the March 1977 issue of Penthouse, and later collected in King's 1978 collection Night Shift.
I liked it for the umm, articles.
 
Im not sure I have seen this. Though I watch the TV (on youtube) Muppet Family Christmas. Which BTW is the best muppet piece evah!
This was really a combined pick with the other 80s muppets movie, Muppets Take Manhattan. This is entirely a product of me growing up in the 80s. I thought Animal was the epitome of comedy when I was a kid.

Also, looking back as an adult, it has a very underrated performance by Charles Grodin.
 
Im not sure I have seen this. Though I watch the TV (on youtube) Muppet Family Christmas. Which BTW is the best muppet piece evah!
This was really a combined pick with the other 80s muppets movie, Muppets Take Manhattan. This is entirely a product of me growing up in the 80s. I thought Animal was the epitome of comedy when I was a kid.

Also, looking back as an adult, it has a very underrated performance by Charles Grodin.
I don't think I have seen any of the movies, but the TV show was insanely creative, funny, original TV, and should be on constant rotation on TNT or something for college stoners to watch. Works for adults very well, kids miss a lot of the funny nuance of the show.
This is an absolute must see of Cold War Russia and the American underdog role of perseverance.
Wellllll, some some successful propaganda here, comrade. :lmao:
 
68 (tie). Children of the Corn
shuke - #26

There are about 10 movies that I am absolutely floored weren't in the first thread or on either Lambskin's or Scoresman's lists. This is one of them.
Maybe because as a kid, we watched this so many times, all the kids in the neighborhood loved it.

I look back and I can't believe some of the stuff our parents let us watch. This came out in 1984, which would have put me at 11 and my brother and sister at 7 and 6. Maybe they didn't realize we were watching it, but I find that hard to believe.
It's crazy, but true, that the guy who played Isaac was 23 years old during filming. He had a growth hormone deficiency that made him look much younger. He wants you too, Malachi.
 
68 (tie). Children of the Corn
shuke - #26

There are about 10 movies that I am absolutely floored weren't in the first thread or on either Lambskin's or Scoresman's lists. This is one of them.
Maybe because as a kid, we watched this so many times, all the kids in the neighborhood loved it.

I look back and I can't believe some of the stuff our parents let us watch. This came out in 1984, which would have put me at 11 and my brother and sister at 7 and 6. Maybe they didn't realize we were watching it, but I find that hard to believe.
It's crazy, but true, that the guy who played Isaac was 23 years old during filming. He had a growth hormone deficiency that made him look much younger. He wants you too, Malachi.
Creepy yes......aged well? No. I like it....but I never voluntarily put it on....ever.

But yes....it still has a great creep factor until the final act where it sputters all over itself IMO. As far as Stephen King adaptions in the 80’s it ranks pretty low for me.

Christine on the other hand......oh yeah. Love this movie. To this day it is great. Great music (Carpenter of course) great characters, and solid believable performances by everyone including Christine herself!!

Fright Night was a romp. I loved that movie and I love watching it at least once a year. Such great characters, and Roddy McDowel steals the entire movie. Peter Vincent...The Great Vampire Killer!!!
 
New thread: Worst movie based off a Stephen King book?

1.01 Salem's Lot
Dreamcatcher......didn't it have the dude from the TV show wings? It was reeeeal bad
Sleepwalkers was awful
The one where the machines attacked people - Maximum Overdrive

No spotlighting!

ya want a great spotlight?

CLASS OF 1984 - STEGMAN IS THE FUTURE! MICHAEL J. FOX GETS STABBED! HALLELUJAH!

... there ya go

:popcorn:

Never even heard of this. Won't be in the countdown.
I think it's on Tubi.
 
@Ilov80s - I've been thinking about your comments about Carpenter, and honestly I mostly agree. I just have movies like The Thing that I love, but the rest are spotty. For me one reason is who he works with - it's not like actors such as Kurt Russel are faves, and works with a few like that a ton. But more importantly, it seems more than most directors, Carpenter is there for the paycheck and a job. He doesn't seem to come off as though he gives two craps about the "art" of it, or particularly attached to his work and I think his movies reflect that a bit. He stays in his lane about as much as a director can do, and if you don't really like that lane I could see not many movies sticking for people.

I think only Halloween, The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness, and maybe one that could show up here I would bother sticking my neck out for. The others have varying degrees of goodness for me, but nothing I would rate much higher than a 6 or 7/10.
 
I have 2 Carpenter films still on my list. One is a longshot to make the main list at this point unless shuke and/or dan have it ranked super high, but it's a bit of a dark horse. The other is one where if it's only on my list I'll lose all respect for this exercise. It was on my snub list from the main 101.

Also have three other Carpenter movies just off my top 60 but in my 100.
 

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