The next James Bond should be gay (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

I watched Skyfall for the first time, and that scene where Anton Chigurrh feels up James and asks him if it's first time came up. James implies he's ####ed a dude or two in his time. We all know they rotate through Bond actors regularly and we'll be getting a new one soon.

I think it's time we have a gay James Bond. Neil Patrick Harris would be a good candidate.

 

[Parrothead]

sure, why not..

instead of ##### Galore we'll have #### A'Doodledoo

 

[The General]

Pretty sure Roger Moore was the first gay James Bond.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"and Nathan Lane as Moneypenny"

 

[Eephus]

sure, why not..

instead of ##### Galore we'll have #### A'Doodledoo

Octo##### would be Octo#####

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Since Bond is British he is necessarily bi, if not gay. All Brits are at least bi.

 

[Hov34]

"and Nathan Lane as Moneypenny"

More like Asspenny

Amirite!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"and Nathan Lane as Moneypenny"

And years from now posters will be complaining how old he looks and should be replaced by a younger looking Mr. Moneypenny.

 

[Weeber]

You should costar it and be his gay lover.

 

[Ilov80s]

You can bring back Blofeld.

 

[D-Day]

"and Nathan Lane as Moneypenny"

More like Asspenny

Amirite!

Mr. Moneyshot

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I can already hear the theme music over the silhouette of Bond blowing some dude.

 

[Gr00vus]

I can already hear the theme music over the silhouette of Bond blowing some dude.

BrownFINGAAAAAAHHHH

 

[comfortably numb]

To die for another day!

 

[peaces]

Thunderballs

 

[jabarony]

Hilarious thread already. Brownfinger!

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thunder***

The Man with the Golden ****

The Spy who ****ed Me

Mooninvader

License to Suck

Goldenshower

This **** is not Enough

 

[Fennis]

Dr. ZhRest Stop

 

[Brady Marino]

Thunder***

The Man with the Golden ****

The Spy who ****ed Me

Mooninvader

License to Suck

Goldenshower

This **** is not Enough

NSFW

Spoiler

Dr. Yesth

Thundersack

The Man With The Golden Shower

The Spy Who Jerked Me

From Russia With Loverboy

Moonraper

The Living Dicklights

Browneye

The Anal Is Not Enough

Dribble Another Day

 

[MC Gas Money]

He likes his appletinis shaken, not stirred

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Dr. Mo

 

[Evilgrin 72]

From Russia With Balls

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Octodildo

 

[Ilov80s]

Hilarious thread already. Brownfinger!

And his henchman Hand Job.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

The Queen Who Loved Me

Try Another Gay

In a Major's Secret Orifice

The Man with the Very Hung Gun

His Hole Needs a Fill

Blowing Guy

His Wood is Almost Enough

And the soon to be released...

Sphincter

 

[The Ref]

Hilarious thread already. Brownfinger!

And his henchman Hand Job.

Winner

 

[Gr00vus]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr. Bond - I expect you to sodomize!"

 

[Parrothead]

Goldenbrowneye

soon to be released:
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Knot

 

[Evilgrin 72]

BrownEye

Thuperball !

 

[Gr00vus]

The Spy Who Loved To Go Shoe Shopping With Me

 

[Parrothead]

The Spy Who Soaked the Walls

 

[Ilov80s]

Bond S/M

Crikey, you have some stonking big hands mate

They call me Jaws for a reason.

The name's Buns, James Buns.

 

[Parrothead]

Bondage.. James Bondage

 

[msommer]

Is the world really ready for a Bond boy?