Lieutenant Malaise

Reminds me of'Marvin said:NOBODY PICK UP THE PHONE! I'M PLAYING A GAME!!!!!
So is lycos.com. Crazy.Turns out excite.com is still around. Huh.
"Me sniff all the farts."Lieutenant Malaise
'belljr said:/me slaps shader with a large trout
Bolt chat led to some fun times.'Marvin said:NOBODY PICK UP THE PHONE! I'M PLAYING A GAME!!!!!
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this.I still remember the pre-AOL days when I would log onto the Columbus BBS (forget what it was actually called). This would have been 1993 or so, and MUDs were a big draw for my 14-year old self.Downloading an hour-long CD on my 28.8 connection would LITERALLY take all night. I would leave Napster on overnight downloading 3-4 albums.Back when NetZero was introduced, and was a completely free dial-up service. I used them for the better part of a year until we finally got broadband...Basically, I remember it ALL, at least from about 1993 onward.Surfing the web in text only green screen monitors in the college computer lab.My first foray into an online community was linking into the ISCABBS (Iowa Student Computer Association BBS). Many hours of study lost to iFlirting.RealmsMudMMORPG.
ICQ, IRC (I still use this at times today!), etc...I remember when you had to clear your schedule to get gay on yourself because it took an hour to load a picture of a chick licking her own boob.

Screw that, I was getting .JPEG files on 3.5" floppies back in 1990 or so from my buddy when we were in middle school. Would watch them on my crappy 286 computer.I remember when you had to clear your schedule to get gay on yourself because it took an hour to load a picture of a chick licking her own boob.
I think Christina Applegate was my first computer porn picture...OMG, have you seen the

lol'belljr said:/me slaps shader with a large trout
a/s/l/p?
Spent many late-nite hours in Prodigy chat rooms on the prowl. Actually stayed in touch with a few people I met there. 
flying toasters
I don't remember that but I do remember that for years there were people that thought AOL had to be used as THE browser on your computer. When I had AOL all you had to do was run it, log in, and then open up IE or Netscape.Remember when AOL wouldn't give you full access to the internet? You could only access the AOL intranet pages, the AOL chatrooms, and email. They actually scoffed at people who used the World Wide Web ("Why would anyone want to browse the WWW when AOL has everything you'd ever need right here!")![]()
AOL didn't even offer a browser until around 1995. Up to that point, you could only access the "outside world" by sending and receiving emails. It was like logging in to an old-school BBS.I don't remember that but I do remember that for years there were people that thought AOL had to be used as THE browser on your computer. When I had AOL all you had to do was run it, log in, and then open up IE or Netscape.Remember when AOL wouldn't give you full access to the internet? You could only access the AOL intranet pages, the AOL chatrooms, and email. They actually scoffed at people who used the World Wide Web ("Why would anyone want to browse the WWW when AOL has everything you'd ever need right here!")![]()
worse than fapping to AOL chat room lady while praying that the other person in the chat room was really a lady?dialup on netZero + fapping to slow loading lady pics + mom picks up phone to call auntie = worst thing ever.
'Marvin said:NOBODY PICK UP THE PHONE! I'M PLAYING A GAME!!!!!
ASCII graphics rendered slowly in 300 baudCan I find Alta Vista on Infoseek or World Wide Web Worm?What's the capital of Iceland? ####, man, let me hit up Alta Vista right quick.
Pfft...rookie. All you had to do was ask them to send you a picture. I met soooooooo many hot chicks on AOL chat.worse than fapping to AOL chat room lady while praying that the other person in the chat room was really a lady?dialup on netZero + fapping to slow loading lady pics + mom picks up phone to call auntie = worst thing ever.
You were pretty cutting edge.Upgrading from a 1200 to a 14.4K modem. It was like night and day difference speed wise. Those BBS pages loaded super fast! Almost as remarkable as the day I went from 56K to cable, back when most people were still on dialup.
I don't really know. It's on my Lynx.Can I find Alta Vista on Infoseek or World Wide Web Worm?What's the capital of Iceland? ####, man, let me hit up Alta Vista right quick.
Or you could just AskJeeves.What's the capital of Iceland? ####, man, let me hit up Alta Vista right quick.
Hotbot and Dogpile were the Googles of their day.Wow, it's still around.http://www.lycos.com/
I knew better than to do that. I often posed as a girl in the those chatrooms.worse than fapping to AOL chat room lady while praying that the other person in the chat room was really a lady?dialup on netZero + fapping to slow loading lady pics + mom picks up phone to call auntie = worst thing ever.
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