The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (2 Viewers)

[offdee]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

 

[offdee]

9 is hotter than 10

hogwash.

 

[Major]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

 

[El Floppo]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

Pretty sure that's a dude. An airbrushed dude.

 

[gmbacm]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

yep. jaime edmondson.

 

[Fennis]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

Pretty sure that's a dude. An airbrushed dude.

I wouldnt care, he's hot.

 

[Fennis]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

yep. jaime edmondson.

Who is a top playboy centerfold

 

[Major]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

Pretty sure that's a dude. An airbrushed dude.

I'm sure this all just a ploy to have me post bikini pics from Coachella but that's not happening

 

[Fennis]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

Pretty sure that's a dude. An airbrushed dude.

I'm sure this all just a ploy to have me post bikini pics from Coachella but that's not happening

 

[offdee]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

yep. jaime edmondson.

Alright then, well a new 9 pic is needed.Major, a prerequisite of these upper echelon hotties a visual of the body is needed. (hell, all pics 1 thru 10 should show the body actually...it's usually what separates between steps)

 

[Keerock]

:sehr0n:

 

[Slider6]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

yep. jaime edmondson.

And your "10" is Ashley Ann Vickers. I would suggest that if they have a Wikipedia page, then they shouldn't be eligible as criteria here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Ann_Vickers). Especially when the pics of 9 & 10 were both airbrushed. You won't find a candid pic of a random chick that will be better than these two on the simple fact that these are professionally shot & shopped models.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I agree with GM on the airbrush factor.

 

[No. 16]

Unless you go through Facebook almost every pro picture out there is airbrushed.

 

[offdee]

- pics of well-known "celebrities" do not count. We're looking for regular girls or lesser knowns.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS95.jpg

So much for the celebrities do not count. And 9 meets 10 criteria? (playboy centerfold)? If you are going to keep celebrities in this 9 and 10 should be swapped IMO.

is the "9" a celebrity that I'm unaware of? If so, my bad.

yep. jaime edmondson.

And your "10" is Ashley Ann Vickers. I would suggest that if they have a Wikipedia page, then they shouldn't be eligible as criteria here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Ann_Vickers). Especially when the pics of 9 & 10 were both airbrushed. You won't find a candid pic of a random chick that will be better than these two on the simple fact that these are professionally shot & shopped models.

I gave this some thought over lunch. One would be hard pressed to find a 9 or 10 worthy pic floating around out there of a real-world chick (and if you have them, please present them which is kind of the point of this exercise). And honestly if you're a 9 or 10, meaning having both a near flawless face and body, than it's most likely going to be someone who's making money off of God's gifts and published/airbrushed like the two examples I provided.

When I said "nobody famous" I meant more along the lines of worldwide known stars....didn't want to see pics of Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba or whoever that EVERYONE knows. My 10 and 9 examples may be published, but not everyone knows who they are or have seen them before. Having a Wikipedia page doesn't mean much these days...hell, "the offdee scale" had its own Wiki page for a while there.

8 and below are where the more attainable and real-world everyday females fall into place, so that is where I'll draw the line of any type of celebrity whatsoever. I'm going to give the 9 and above a pass and allow "lesser-known celebrities" fly.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

And the obnoxiously huge fake cans aren't great either.

 

[offdee]

And the obnoxiously huge fake cans aren't great either.

PRESENT A BETTER PICTURE.

 

[General Malaise]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

 

[Fennis]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

I hear the bikini pics are pending

 

[General Malaise]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pulchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY.

And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pultchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY. And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

PM link to that board/thread.TIA

 

[Fennis]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pultchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY. And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

 

[offdee]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pultchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY. And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

I appreciated the effort GB, but that pic you posted was not a 10 (or even a 9). If someone can find me a real-world pic of a 9 or 10 that stacks up than it will obviously be considered. Nobody has been able to do it yet...so that's why the present pics still stand and are allowed professionally shot/airbrushed since 9s and 10s are in all reality usually just a figment of one's imagination and near impossible to attain. The associating visions shuld match that notion.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobuc...sel/offdee9.jpg

7

 

[TobiasFunke]

Major has been trying to tap this for a while now - she's easily a 9 and possibly a 10 (also has a great body, French Canadian and cool as hell). This pic won't stay up for privacy reasons but enjoy it while it lasts: http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/offdee9.jpg

Pretty sure that's a dude. An airbrushed dude.

I'm sure this all just a ploy to have me post bikini pics from Coachella but that's not happening

Wait ... are you musician Frank Ocean? Link

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

 

[Fennis]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

 

[General Malaise]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pultchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY. And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

I appreciated the effort GB, but that pic you posted was not a 10 (or even a 9). If someone can find me a real-world pic of a 9 or 10 that stacks up than it will obviously be considered. Nobody has been able to do it yet...so that's why the present pics still stand and are allowed professionally shot/airbrushed since 9s and 10s are in all reality usually just a figment of one's imagination and near impossible to attain. The associating visions shuld match that notion.

As you'll note, I'm not arguing that my 10 was better than your 10 (though I think she is, I realize it's not up for debate). My point that you continue to miss is that your links are acts of fiction. Strive harder, man. Find us something that is REAL. Because you don't give the 1s and 2s the benefit of professional, edited photos and they are the ones who need it most. Be consistent. That's all I'm asking.

 

[General Malaise]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

 

[offdee]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/072/542/tumblr_ksczlyQbeU1qzx4k0o1_500.jpg?1318992465

 

[General Malaise]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

 

[-jb-]

This is a nine

 

[-jb-]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

Seven

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

I appreciate the eloquence of your response, but if you'd ever read the :style: thread, you'll know that Offdee is more Colonel Sanders than Colonel Jessup.

 

[Fennis]

My attempt at a 9

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I agree with the problem, I dont think any girl in a normal photo will ever be called a 9 or a 10. If they are going to get a 9 or 10, they need professional make-up, lighting, etc.

 

[Fennis]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

I appreciate the eloquence of your response, but if you'd ever read the :style: thread, you'll know that Offdee is more Colonel Sanders than Colonel Jessup.

I'm horny, but not gay.and my response is only eloquent because its ripped off from this guy:

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

I appreciate the eloquence of your response, but if you'd ever read the :style: thread, you'll know that Offdee is more Colonel Sanders than Colonel Jessup.

I'm horny, but not gay.and my response is only eloquent because its ripped off from this guy:

I know what it is from, hence my reference to Jessup.

 

[Fennis]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

Son, we live in a world that has scales , and those scales have to be guarded by men on the Intenet. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Idiot Boxer? Offdee has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for a 10, and you curse the 1s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that 4's, while tragic, probably saved lives; and offdee's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want that scale-- you need that scale.

I appreciate the eloquence of your response, but if you'd ever read the :style: thread, you'll know that Offdee is more Colonel Sanders than Colonel Jessup.

I'm horny, but not gay.and my response is only eloquent because its ripped off from this guy:

Im also really slow.

 

[Disco Stu]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

 

[General Malaise]

See, my attempt at posting a 10 yesterday came from a thread on another board that contains nothing but real pictures of college aged girls. Most of them are nude, so I can't post those. But these are real pictures taken by iPhones, digital cameras and other high tech gadgets that are ubiquitous today. These shots are not doctored. They are not airbrushed. And none of the girls I looked at were even borderline famous. If we are going to search high and low for genuine pultchritude, we should work hard to mine it. Anybody can grab a picture from Maxim and say "LOOK AT 10!". Put some effort into it. Find a REAL PICTURE of a TRUE NOBODY. And for christ's sake, REVEAL the flaws. If a chick has a mole or a pelt of hair on her stomach or a scar, leave it in. Let us judge. Because the girls you listed as a 2 or 1 certainly didn't get the break of air-brushing out their flaws.

You guys really don't have a link to this? It's from :e: and it links to a bodybuilding website/message board. One of the threads has like 200 pages of coeds. Real coeds. No airbrushing. Most of pics contain nudity, but many do not. It is a fabulous, glorious thread. I can PM the link or you can find it at :e:.

 

[-jb-]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Did you really want to be surprised?

 

[offdee]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

8 through 4 are where it will get interesting GB.

 

[General Malaise]

My attempt at a 9

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Seven

Yeah, her elbow is kinda funky and we can't see her legs.But at least I posted an unprofessional shot. :shot:

 

[Fennis]

FWIW, I have a personal preference for 7s and 8s over 9s and 10s for real life or even that special alone time.

 

[offdee]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys. The offdee 10, isn't. GM's 10 was closer, though her eyes knock her down a notch.

I work by a scale of would I sleep with them. Yes, or no?

PM Shuke.

 

[Fennis]

My attempt at a 9

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Seven

Yeah, her elbow is kinda funky and we can't see her legs.But at least I posted an unprofessional shot. :shot:

throw in the woman in the purple bathing suit and together they get to a 9.

 

[General Malaise]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

 

[Clinton]

Maria Menounos rating?

 

[General Malaise]

Maria Menounos rating?

I want to see her without 7 layers of makeup.

 

[Clinton]

Maria Menounos rating?

I want to see her without 7 layers of makeup.

Swing by my place in the morning.