The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

[mr roboto]

Ranking on middle blonde, please?

Bad hairstyle in that photo. Probably 7 or 8, depending on body.

 

[Ray Karpis]

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nice pics, shes super cute. who is she?PS Tell her to drop her hands please.

That's weird, my original response to this was deleted.She's my wife's friend.

Gonna need a little follow-up here. How is it that you came into possession of said photographs? What's the story with this gal?

 

[zed2283]

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nice pics, shes super cute. who is she?PS Tell her to drop her hands please.

That's weird, my original response to this was deleted.She's my wife's friend.

Gonna need a little follow-up here. How is it that you came into possession of said photographs? What's the story with this gal?

They were good friends since grade school. She had the pictures done and sent them to my wife to show how they turned out. There were others taken, because the file numbers were like 45 and 50, but I never saw any others.

 

[Christo]

How would we rank Christo's dream girl?

 

[Christo]

Been working all day and just came back to this thread for the first time since yesterday.What the #### did I just walk into?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I hope all of you "gentlemen" are enjoying your objectifying of women. This is disgraceful.

 

[Tusken Raider]

I hope all of you "gentlemen" are enjoying your objectifying of women. This is disgraceful.

Y'all should listen to this Orton guy. He always shows good judgement.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

 

[EYLive]

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!! Christo be prepared to fart peppermint. Science has been made.

Not bad.My only suggestion would be to find examples with full body photos. I understand that we don't really need to see the body of the swamp trolls, but in the interest of ***Officialness***...

 

[Christo]

I hope all of you "gentlemen" are enjoying your objectifying of women. This is disgraceful.

Here you go, sweetie:

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I hope all of you "gentlemen" are enjoying your objectifying of women. This is disgraceful.

Here you go, sweetie:

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Totally inappropriate.

 

[mr roboto]

I hope all of you "gentlemen" are enjoying your objectifying of women. This is disgraceful.

Here you go, sweetie:

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Totally inappropriate.

 

[offdee]

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[Fennis]

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[Instinctive]

going viral...

 

[pollardsvision]

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nice pics, shes super cute. who is she?PS Tell her to drop her hands please.

That's weird, my original response to this was deleted.She's my wife's friend.

, I think we're looking at a 6.5 or 7 here.

She's in shape, so that puts the floor at about 6. The photos are hot, but we can't really judge on that. Seems to have a nice rack, but it's hard to tell.

The face is attractive, but pretty average. I suspect some moderate flaws might show up in a less done up photo.

I'd imagine, when she hits the club, she'll get hit on plenty, but she's not really going to stand out from a typical cute or attractive girl at a club.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

I've got the power

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've got the power

110F

 

[pollardsvision]

What numbers are still needed?

Sierra Nevada's website has a wealth of pics for 5-7 types. They've got some very average chicks modeling their gear.

This chick could be a prototyical 6: http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/sierra-nevada-womens-porter-short-sleeve-t-shirt.html

Or her (maybe even a 5): http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/ladies-ruthless-rye-ipa-t-shirt.html

Perfect 5?: http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/2437/image/2888/

She looks like a great 7 to me: http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/ladies-southern-hemisphere-harvest-t-shirt.html

More

http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/2437/image/2941/

http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/sierra-nevada-ladies-organic-cotton-v-neck-t-shirt.html

http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/sierra-nevada-womens-organic-vintage-banner-t-shirt-ocean-blue-small.html

http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/2303/image/2887/

http://www.sierranevadagiftshop.com/apparel/tshirts/organic-hoptimum-short-sleeve-ladies-t-shirt.html

 

[Fennis]

I've got the power

thats a big load of snacks on the floor

 

[Dez89]

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[36th Chamber]

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4.5

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container.

 

[Keerock]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

 

[Disco Stu]

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4.5

 

[Disco Stu]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

 

[Keerock]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

It means I do not find most Asians attractive (from the neck up, anyways).

 

[36th Chamber]

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4.5

Your right4

 

[Keerock]

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4.5

Your right4

What's to his right?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

 

[36th Chamber]

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4.5

Your right4

What's to his right?

You're

 

[Keerock]

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4.5

Your right4

What's to his right?

You're

No I'm not.

 

[36th Chamber]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

 

[36th Chamber]

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4.5

Your right4

What's to his right?

You're

No I'm not.

 

[EYLive]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

It means I do not find most Asians attractive (from the neck up, anyways).

She looks Mexicaned.

 

[Major]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

you sure that's a girl?? i have my doubts...those ladyboys in Thailand look quite feminine.

 

[Disco Stu]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

Oof. I'll give you the hair style and eye shadow, but if that's what we're basing scores on now... Well, we may need to reevaluate. :style:, NTTAWWT, :confetti:, etc.

Cute smile, good face overall, very nice body if you don't need huge breasts. There is zero doubt in my mind that both her face and her body are easily above average. Therefore a below average score is completely ridiculous.

I'd give her 7 myself.

And rate her a 7 also. :badabing:

 

[Disco Stu]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

you sure that's a girl?? i have my doubts...those ladyboys in Thailand look quite feminine.

Well, now I'm not.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

Oof. I'll give you the hair style and eye shadow, but if that's what we're basing scores on now... Well, we may need to reevaluate. :style:, NTTAWWT, :confetti:, etc.

Cute smile, good face overall, very nice body if you don't need huge breasts. There is zero doubt in my mind that both her face and her body are easily above average. Therefore a below average score is completely ridiculous.

I'd give her 7 myself.

And rate her a 7 also. :badabing:

I dont need huge, but c'mon she has nothing there so her body cant get a good score.

 

[36th Chamber]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

Oof. I'll give you the hair style and eye shadow, but if that's what we're basing scores on now... Well, we may need to reevaluate. :style:, NTTAWWT, :confetti:, etc.

Cute smile, good face overall, very nice body if you don't need huge breasts. There is zero doubt in my mind that both her face and her body are easily above average. Therefore a below average score is completely ridiculous.

I'd give her 7 myself.

And rate her a 7 also. :badabing:

I am curious what do you find "very" nice about her body? She has NO BODY....and NO BOOBS

Her face is average at best

And if "cute" smiles gets you then more power to you! Too each his own I guess.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

Oof. I'll give you the hair style and eye shadow, but if that's what we're basing scores on now... Well, we may need to reevaluate. :style:, NTTAWWT, :confetti:, etc.

Cute smile, good face overall, very nice body if you don't need huge breasts. There is zero doubt in my mind that both her face and her body are easily above average. Therefore a below average score is completely ridiculous.

I'd give her 7 myself.

And rate her a 7 also. :badabing:

I am curious what do you find "very" nice about her body? She has NO BODY....and NO BOOBS

Her face is average at best

And if "cute" smiles get you then more power to you! Too each his own I guess.

You would figure that the appearance of boobs would be rather important when judging a womans body.

 

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6.5 - Could go up to a 7 with implants and if she quit head butting the talcum powder container anti-Asian surgery.

Fixed.

I have no idea what this means, but that is an attractive girl.

No chest, her hair is a mess and her make up is a disaster. Whats your score for her?

AgreedNo chest

No body

Jacked up haircut

Scary outfit

so-so looking face wise but make up is a wreck

4.5 or 4 is being nice

Oof. I'll give you the hair style and eye shadow, but if that's what we're basing scores on now... Well, we may need to reevaluate. :style:, NTTAWWT, :confetti:, etc.

Cute smile, good face overall, very nice body if you don't need huge breasts. There is zero doubt in my mind that both her face and her body are easily above average. Therefore a below average score is completely ridiculous.

I'd give her 7 myself.

And rate her a 7 also. :badabing:

 

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I like her. Nice job.If I had to number her, I'd give her a strong 6 or a 7.

 

[Major]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

 

[Ray Karpis]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

7-7.5 - too much makeup, bad hair...looks as much Asian as Latina to me.

 

[Major]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

7-7.5 - too much makeup, bad hair...looks as much Asian as Latina to me.

yeah, agree with the make-up...the face could use some work but that body just don't stop. My rating of 8 is not just strictly looks. It's also b/c she's :fun: so I'm a bit jaded. She's def latina. I know from experience, dood.

 

[sbonomo]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

7-7.5 - too much makeup, bad hair...looks as much Asian as Latina to me.

yeah, agree with the make-up...the face could use some work but that body just don't stop. My rating of 8 is not just strictly looks. It's also b/c she's :fun: so I'm a bit jaded. She's def latina. I know from experience, dood.

Bad pic of her...6, 7 tops......

 

[Major]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

7-7.5 - too much makeup, bad hair...looks as much Asian as Latina to me.

yeah, agree with the make-up...the face could use some work but that body just don't stop. My rating of 8 is not just strictly looks. It's also b/c she's :fun: so I'm a bit jaded. She's def latina. I know from experience, dood.

Bad pic of her...6, 7 tops......

I disagree....everything you need to see is in the mirror

 

[Dez89]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

I'll give your latina a 6. What did you give mine?

 

[Major]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

I'll give your latina a 6. What did you give mine?

I forget...prolly gonorrhea

 

[36th Chamber]

What's the consensus on this bird? Fun and not afraid of happiness. I'm going 8. Note: Major latinas and like Kramer, is an a** man.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/selenia.jpg

Body 8+Face 5.5

Total = 6.8 - 7.2