The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (2 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

 

[Clinton]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Your #5 is disqualified for not being American.

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

I appreciate the effort, but that's terrible ranking there. Having giant muscles doesn't = hot. And the gap between 4 and 3 is way too large.

Hi WR - Here at Footballguys we strive to achieve rankings that accurately refelct our very best interpretations. We aren't always on the mark, but feedback like yours will carry us across the goal line at the end of the day. As always, you have a choice in messageboards, and we appreciate your business on ours.

- J

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

 

[Keerock]

IT'S FRIDAY, LET'S FINALIZE THIS THING!

The 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 5 and 6: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5b.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

7 is way hotter than 8

 

[Ray Karpis]

Been working all day and just came back to this thread for the first time since yesterday.

What the #### did I just walk into?

 

[shuke]

I think I got a 7, 5, 6 all in one shot

edit: actually the girl in the middle had a great body (IIRC) so you could step her up to a 6 as well.

74/69/63

 

[Idiot Boxer]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

You really think a bald guy with a goatee and a scowl deserves the highest possible ranking? Do you see any movie star heartthrob types fitting that description?

 

[offdee]

IT'S FRIDAY, LET'S FINALIZE THIS THING!

The 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 3, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 5 and 6: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5b.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

7 is way hotter than 8

Wouldn't go that far, but if you catch up I do agree the 8 is overrated a bit here and am petitioning for new OFFICIAL 8 pic

 

[shuke]

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

I know she's getting hated on in here, but I have to know who this is.

 

[jamny]

I'm sure this will be a 8.5 or 9 for some:

how about this for an 8

 

[offdee]

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

I know she's getting hated on in here, but I have to know who this is.

Wrigley's sister in law

 

[offdee]

I'm sure this will be a 8.5 or 9 for some:

how about this for an 8

Demi Lavato. No celebrity whatsoever for 8 and below is the rule. (9+ needs to be a much lesser-known celebrity if needed, but trying to avoid any kind of celebrity if can help it)

 

[Clinton]

Legit 8

Anybody catch those Jim Brown pics?

 

[jamny]

I'm sure this will be a 8.5 or 9 for some:

how about this for an 8

Demi Lavato. No celebrity whatsoever for 8 and below is the rule. (9+ needs to be a much lesser-known celebrity if needed, but trying to avoid any kind of celebrity if can help it)

OK, how about her?

 

[Ray Karpis]

Chick I posted earlier...still think she is a prototypical "8" for the scale. Hotter than cute, but not stop you in your tracks gorgeous.

Pic 1

Pic 2

 

[General Malaise]

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

You really think a bald guy with a goatee and a scowl deserves the highest possible ranking? Do you see any movie star heartthrob types fitting that description?

Montel Williams? The guy that hosts Family Feud?

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

 

[Idiot Boxer]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm sure this will be a 8.5 or 9 for some:

how about this for an 8

Unless that is a bad photo that betrays her true figure, those legs are shapeless. Absolutely nowhere near an 8 with legs like that. GM Scale #3.5 at best.

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

So what? What if the name was Hortence Goldsteen? Would that make any difference? Is he famous or something?

 

[3 hour lunch]

It's probably been mentioned, but who is that #10? Holy shizz.......

 

[General Malaise]

Chick I posted earlier...still think she is a prototypical "8" for the scale. Hotter than cute, but not stop you in your tracks gorgeous. Pic 1

Pic 2

Oh, I'd at least yield...GM Scale #4.5

 

[Clinton]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

So what? What if the name was Hortence Goldsteen? Would that make any difference? Is he famous or something?

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

 

[General Malaise]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

So what? What if the name was Hortence Goldsteen? Would that make any difference? Is he famous or something?

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

Now how in the holy hell would I know that? What on earth would I read or watch that features black male models? I never heard of this guy in my life.

 

[jamny]

It's probably been mentioned, but who is that #10? Holy shizz.......

link

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

Now how in the holy hell would I know that? What on earth would I read or watch that features black male models?

racist

 

[Clinton]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

So what? What if the name was Hortence Goldsteen? Would that make any difference? Is he famous or something?

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

Now how in the holy hell would I know that? What on earth would I read or watch that features black male models? I never heard of this guy in my life.

Here are condenders to replace your 5, since your 5 African-American was Jamaican and not American...Contestant 1

Contestant 2

Contestant 3

 

[iamsmilin]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

Switch your 4 and 5. 5 has a good body but overly defined and an average face. Tyson has a better face and more realistic body type.

 

[iamsmilin]

GM Ranks African American Males:

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #2

GM Scale #1

Come ON. You've got your 5 and your 4 switched.4 is a clear 188F. 5 is about 167F

You are nuts. Did you see the flawless skin tone on #5? No moles, no warts, no freckles. I'm not sure there's a better looking white man on the planet than this guy.

4 is tyson beckford. TYSON BECKFORD.

I don't know what this mean.s

It's his name. It's there in the link.

So what? What if the name was Hortence Goldsteen? Would that make any difference? Is he famous or something?

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

Now how in the holy hell would I know that? What on earth would I read or watch that features black male models? I never heard of this guy in my life.

Here are condensers to replace your 5, since your 5 African-American was Jamsucan and not American...Contestant 2

GD he's hot and makes me drool. To be fair, he's mixed and not completely Black.

 

[General Malaise]

He's only like the most famous black male model ever.

Now how in the holy hell would I know that? What on earth would I read or watch that features black male models?

racist

Sorry. African American male models.

 

[General Malaise]

GD he's hot and makes me drool. To be fair, he's mixed and not completely Black.

Isn't he The Rock? The Rock is mixed race? I never knew that.Also, #1 is Eddie George. No celebs.

 

[Slider6]

A plethora of 6s & 7s available here, maybe even an 8:

The Sexy Chivers

6?

7? Possibly 8

6?

6? 7 maybe?

7 or MySpace Angles?

Took her NoAssAtAll this morning

6? 7 maybe

7?

 

[offdee]

Legit 8

Anybody catch those Jim Brown pics?

Isn't she the chick from that new 90210 show? No celebrties for 8 and below.

 

[General Malaise]

well......this thread was fun while it lasted.

 

[offdee]

how did this turn into a spot to rate doods?

 

[offdee]

Is an 8 a good rating?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100812091602AAVxwjA

 

[iamsmilin]

GD he's hot and makes me drool. To be fair, he's mixed and not completely Black.

Isn't he The Rock? The Rock is mixed race? I never knew that.Also, #1 is Eddie George. No celebs.

You posted Tyson Beckford. Come one now. Shemar Moore also a 5 on your scale.

The Rock is half Samoan and has been my person number one for over a decade. Yummmmmmmmmm.

 

[Clinton]

8?

 

[offdee]

Here's what I'm leaning towards as our new OFFICIAL 8. Great body, definitely hot (which automatically puts her above a 7)....nice face but that is where it may limit her from being a 9.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/carnaval.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4.5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3.5

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #3

Good?

 

[Fennis]

Chick I posted earlier...still think she is a prototypical "8" for the scale. Hotter than cute, but not stop you in your tracks gorgeous.

Pic 1

Pic 2

smokin hot, especially in pic 2.I'd giver her:

8 of the offdee scale

4.5 on the GM scale

a circle on the Fennis scale

a 837 on the Shuke scale

a Yes on the Christo/Bucky scale

a 257 degrees F on the IB scale

and a Tyson Beckford on the Iamsmilin scale.

Did I miss any other rating system?

 

[maxwelledison]

Here's what I'm leaning towards as our new OFFICIAL 8. Great body, definitely hot (which automatically puts her above a 7)....nice face but that is where it may limit her from being a 9. http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/carnaval.jpg

Her body is ridiculous. Still agree, though.

 

[General Malaise]

GD he's hot and makes me drool. To be fair, he's mixed and not completely Black.

Isn't he The Rock? The Rock is mixed race? I never knew that.Also, #1 is Eddie George. No celebs.

You posted Tyson Beckford. Come one now. Shemar Moore also a 5 on your scale.

The Rock is half Samoan and has been my person number one for over a decade. Yummmmmmmmmm.

I have never in my life heard of the guy. If I don't know him, he's not a celebrity. Come on now....

 

[Fennis]

GM Scale #5

GM Scale #4.5

GM Scale #4

GM Scale #3.5

GM Scale #3

GM Scale #3

Good?

 

[offdee]

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!! Christo be prepared to fart peppermint. Science has been made.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8c.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5c.png

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

8?

That is a GM Scale #4.5. Excellent.Here's another GM Scale #4.5

 

[Fennis]

8?

That is a GM Scale #4.5. Excellent.Here's another GM Scale #4.5

BOOBS!

 

[Fennis]

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!! Christo be prepared to fart peppermint. Science has been made.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8c.jpg

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS5c.png

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

i cant really argue