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there is a special place in hell reserved for... (1 Viewer)

Fred Phelps.

If Satan has a sense of humor (and I think he does), Fred will get a big surprise party when he arrives. They'll decorate the place with puffy white clouds and naked pornstars with feathery wings and golden halos, and just after Fred smiles smugly to himself thinking he's been right all along, Satan will jump out from behind a couch and yell, "SURPRISE!"

 
A Texas thing. People in pickup trucks tailgating like NASCAR drivers in the right lane - when I'm going 5 MPH over the speed limit with my kids in the car.

 
School bus drivers with empty busses who come to a complete stop at railroad crossings on 55 mph highways, open the door, look down the tracks both ways to make really sure a train isn't coming, then finally go on their merry way after two minutes of this safety pantomime farce, all the while ignoring the mangled and smoking ten car pileup behind them.

 
Bourbon Cowboy said:
people who drive cars & people at grocery stores.
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maybe I have finally reached the acceptance stage, but I have been far less annoyed with other drivers over the last couple years. The grocery store though. Ugh. I try to go at 9 am on Sunday as often as possible.
 
Ministry of Pain said:
1. People who don't reserve ahead of time at Redbox kiosks and act like this is the first time they have ever rented a movie. They seem to be looking for the VHS option to no avail.

3. People who hug the speed limit in the left lanes on freeways.

4. People who make complete stops to make a right hand turn into a strip mall.
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These are strong entries

 
spreagle said:
School bus drivers with empty busses who come to a complete stop at railroad crossings on 55 mph highways, open the door, look down the tracks both ways to make really sure a train isn't coming, then finally go on their merry way after two minutes of this safety pantomime farce, all the while ignoring the mangled and smoking ten car pileup behind them.
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People who are so wrapped up in their own self importance that they don't realize it's illegal for school bus drivers to NOT do this. No to mention it's likely a fireable offense.

 
non disabled white women who get dropped off at the front of the store by their husbands.... #####!....walk with your husband!

-The white man is a dog to his women. When they are tired, he puts down his tomahawk to feed their laziness.-

 
Thunderlips said:
non disabled white women who get dropped off at the front of the store by their husbands.... #####!....walk with your husband!

-The white man is a dog to his women. When they are tired, he puts down his tomahawk to feed their laziness.-
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The Last of the Mohicans!

 
Jobber said:
spreagle said:
School bus drivers with empty busses who come to a complete stop at railroad crossings on 55 mph highways, open the door, look down the tracks both ways to make really sure a train isn't coming, then finally go on their merry way after two minutes of this safety pantomime farce, all the while ignoring the mangled and smoking ten car pileup behind them.
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People who are so wrapped up in their own self importance that they don't realize it's illegal for school bus drivers to NOT do this. No to mention it's likely a fireable offense.
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The manager responsible for leaving the 19 yr old female clerk who has been on the job for 2 days alone during the peak lunch rush while I am trying to grab a cheeseburger roll and a big gulp…7-11 stands for the approximate number of people you might be behind in line trying to check out.

 
spreagle said:
School bus drivers with empty busses who come to a complete stop at railroad crossings on 55 mph highways, open the door, look down the tracks both ways to make really sure a train isn't coming, then finally go on their merry way after two minutes of this safety pantomime farce, all the while ignoring the mangled and smoking ten car pileup behind them.
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:goodposting: Stupid bus drivers obeying the law and protecting kids. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL!

 
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
spreagle said:
School bus drivers with empty busses who come to a complete stop at railroad crossings on 55 mph highways, open the door, look down the tracks both ways to make really sure a train isn't coming, then finally go on their merry way after two minutes of this safety pantomime farce, all the while ignoring the mangled and smoking ten car pileup behind them.
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:goodposting: Stupid bus drivers obeying the law and protecting kids. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL!
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Didn't everyone learn that this is a law from schoolhouse rock?

Oh, and people that abandon their kids.

 
Out here, bus drivers don't get out of the bus at railroad crossings they just stop and look. Getting out seems like overkill to me.

 
Terpman22 said:
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.
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Actually, that's how it's supposed to be done. Known as the "zipper". Our state even started putting up signs for drivers to do this since so many people were ignorant on this one.

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Jobber said:
Terpman22 said:
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.
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Actually, that's how it's supposed to be done. Known as the "zipper". Our state even started putting up signs for drivers to do this since so many people were ignorant on this one.

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So you're the #####.

 
Terpman22 said:
Jobber said:
Terpman22 said:
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.
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Actually, that's how it's supposed to be done. Known as the "zipper". Our state even started putting up signs for drivers to do this since so many people were ignorant on this one.

Edited to fix typo.
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So you're the #####.
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In theory he is correct, it just never works in the real world since everyone would have to be going the same speed, leave proper space, etc. Just one of those things that works great on paper but has no real value in actual practice.

 
those who make deals with demons\devils and then die.

In these cases, the special places are usually pretty swank, because they cooperated with evil.

 
Apes with Guns said:
those who make deals with demons\devils and then die.

In these cases, the special places are usually pretty swank, because they cooperated with evil.
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I sold my soul to the devil when it hit $0.087 earlier today. Then I bought it back when it bottomed out at $0.081. Not including the transactions fees, I'm up on the day.

 
TheIronSheik said:
Apes with Guns said:
those who make deals with demons\devils and then die.

In these cases, the special places are usually pretty swank, because they cooperated with evil.
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I sold my soul to the devil when it hit $0.087 earlier today. Then I bought it back when it bottomed out at $0.081. Not including the transactions fees, I'm up on the day.
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Robert Johnson would be proud of you, if he knew what the hell you were talking about.

 
Bogeys said:
Terpman22 said:
Jobber said:
Terpman22 said:
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.
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Actually, that's how it's supposed to be done. Known as the "zipper". Our state even started putting up signs for drivers to do this since so many people were ignorant on this one.

Edited to fix typo.
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So you're the #####.
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In theory he is correct, it just never works in the real world since everyone would have to be going the same speed, leave proper space, etc. Just one of those things that works great on paper but has no real value in actual practice.
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Just because most people are too stupid to manage the zipper merge doesn't mean I'm going to waste an hour of my time waitin in a car line a mile long before the contruction even starts.

 
People who throw cigarette butts, gum, or chewing tobacco in urinals.

People who leave their kids/dogs in locked cars on hot days.

Punks

 
Bull Dozier said:
Bogeys said:
Terpman22 said:
Jobber said:
Terpman22 said:
That guy that ignores all the "Road work in 1/2 mile" signs, the cones closing off the lane, but still feels so important that he won't simply get in line. No. This guy has to try to cut in at the VERY LAST moment, almost taking out the cone and/or construction workers closing off the lane. That guy certainly can rot in hell. He probably has his own private lane reserved to get there.
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Actually, that's how it's supposed to be done. Known as the "zipper". Our state even started putting up signs for drivers to do this since so many people were ignorant on this one.

Edited to fix typo.
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So you're the #####.
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In theory he is correct, it just never works in the real world since everyone would have to be going the same speed, leave proper space, etc. Just one of those things that works great on paper but has no real value in actual practice.
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Just because most people are too stupid to manage the zipper merge doesn't mean I'm going to waste an hour of my time waitin in a car line a mile long before the contruction even starts.
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some places actually know how to merge. southern california may have horrendous traffic, but people seem to understand the simple concept of "every other car"

 
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