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Things my wife says, sans context (1 Viewer)

Ok, not my wife, but my pop's wife (me mom) had this for me this week:

Me: OK, I almost have the battery out of pop's scooter - I'll go out and get the new one in about an hour. Traffic will be better. 

Mom: No - you're too tired and have done too much already. Do it next week - go home right now

Me: <packs up tools and prepares to leave>

Mom: What about the garage? Weren't you going to clean the garage? 

Me: Well yeah - after the scooter fix - that's going to leave a mess

Mom: So - why haven't you finished the scooter? 

Me: 🤔. 😑  😣


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