Things You Can Say About Your Coffee But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[James Bond]

Offshoot of another thread.  Can't wait for this.

I'll start.  Just don't like the Brazilian.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I like it best fresh out of a monkey's butt

 

[PIK95]

That's the darkest bean I have ever seen!

 

[Peyton Marino]

i wanna fill you up with cream

 

[Peyton Marino]

i wish you were black

 

[Zow]

It's black. 

 

[Zow]

i wish you were black

Racist

 

[Limp Ditka]

It gets me up

:(

 

[Peyton Marino]

i wanna grind you up and run scalding hot water over your ashes

 

[PIK95]

You want it in your mouth?  Deez Choke Full of Nuts?

 

[Zow]

The one that comes from exotic cat feces sounds interesting.  I'd like to try that. 

 

[Sabertooth]

#### you.  You are a selfish ####.  I hate you.  I love you.  I want to quit you or find a blacker version.

 

[belljr]

I prefer decaf

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Are these K-cups?

 

[Buttonhook]

You're not as hot as you should be.

 

[James Bond]

Sure wish mine was a bit sweeter.

 

[AAABatteries]

After I'm done with you I always have to ####.

 

[Ned]

I like the automatic drip.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I like you strong and black, with a little Danish on the side.

 

[Workhorse]

As satisfying as you are, if I have too much of you before bed, I can't sleep for hours.

 

[Van Dyman]

I get some every morning before going to work.

 

[captain_amazing]

i wanna fill you up with cream

THIEF!!!?!???!!

 

[captain_amazing]

I like to dip my cinnamon twist in it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"I like my women like I like my coffee...hand-picked from a field."

--Thomas Jefferson

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

It's pretty great, but I wish it didn't give me such runny *****.

 

[Van Dyman]

I grind it perfectly every time  

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

From a 3rd world country and reasonably priced.

 

[strykerpks]

You find the best at McDonalds or Dunkin Donuts

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

No pubic hair, please.

 

[Zow]

Is what I have the result of fair trade?

 

[eoMMan]

Jesus Christ, you are ####### bitter.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Has a nice mug.

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I'd rather get some from Tim Hortons.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

You find the best at McDonalds or Dunkin Donuts

https://youtu.be/FSvNhxKJJyU

 

[Cjw_55106]

I was grinding it right there in aisle 6. 

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

If it stops being hot, I'll just chuck er in the microwave.

 

[Don Quixote]

I like a pretty coarse bean.

 

[Worm]

I love the smell but do not enjoy the taste.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

In a pinch I can use it for an enema.

 

[The Duff Man]

I like an extra large. 

 

[Ned]

It's free at work, so why bother with it at home?

 

[top dog]

It's my turn to bring some in to share with the guys at work...

 

[James Bond]

The cans seem to be getting smaller every year.

 

[AAABatteries]

Juan Valdez flicked the bean

 

[Rove!]

You can get it for 99 cents up at the corner...

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[Dan Lambskin]

It's good but not really worth the price

 

[EYLive]

Mmmm! Tastes good.

 

[James Daulton]

What's this dribbling down my chin?

 

[Franknbeans]

I like my coffee like I like my women

Cold, black and bitter

 

[Politician Spock]

I like the smell of it in the morning.