Things you can say both during a job interview or during sex (1 Viewer)

[Ilov80s]

I think you will be very impressed with the package I am willing to offer for your service. 

 

[Ilov80s]

I see that you have a few openings and I’m willing to fill any of them. 

 

[Prince Myshkin]

When do I get paid?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Oh. Oohhh.  Ooooohhhhhhh!  Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[In The Zone]

Am I in yet? 

 

[Zegras11]

I'll take anything. 

 

[Wrigley]

So, I should park it in the back?

 

[skol asylum]

Nice boobs.

 

[Captain Cranks]

I don't take very long to finish.  

 

[Kafka]

What's for lunch?

 

[James Bond]

I really need a job. Can you give me a hand?

 

[Ignoramus]

"I'm sorry."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'll need to leave early.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can i ejaculate inside your ######?

 

[DJackson10]

You'll find I'm pretty open minded to any task you give

Allow me to give you a hand with that

Is there a size requirement?

We'll have LOADS of fun

You'll find that I'm a very Hard worker

You'll find I'm a fast worker

I can be discreet about a project if needed 

My HS English teacher can vouch for me as a reference if needed

 

[Angry Beavers]

I take direction well.

I am not afraid to say what I am thinking

How exactly would I fit in here?

I excel at group projects

 

[ajm27501]

I'm giving you a raise!

 

[spOOfy]

I might not have the exact experience you're looking for, but I believe I'm capable of showing extraordinary growth in any position.  I think you'll find glowing reviews from all of my references if you're inclined to reach out to them.  @spOOfy's mom, in particular, gushes over my performance.  I've had multiple stints under her over the years, and she's always been satisfied.

:finger:

 

[Kanil]

Your compensation is directly tied to your performance.