TheAristocrat
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Boner-Man video down?
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- Thread starter Nigel Tufnel
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
The "Let's Give Homer Nightmares" thread is down the hall.Please re-read this thread's title and start posting appropriately. Thanks.
JoePlumber
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Sounds like she's also been talking with your brother about putting the salami in the toaster.Be careful what you ask for.
First off my mom is the typical goes to church every sunday, little lady.
Anyway, as a kid I started a grease fire by cooking salami in the toaster. Now at I'm 35 and whenever I use the toaster while visiting my mother, she ask's if I put salami in it, seriously concerned I still do. I finally tell her that I'm an adult now, and there are alot of things I did as a kid that I no longer do. She apologizes, things are fine. Or so I thought.
Next day she starts this conversation, since I'm an adult and all. My brother and his wife are having difficulties in the bedroom, his wife isn't interested. My mom says "his wife is neglecting her wifely duties,when I was with your father and I wasn't in the mood I took care of it manually.
A gift. Someday I'm going to have to give her eulogy knowing she felt she was some kind of a hand-job savant. I'm going to put a pork roast in the toaster now.
I was gonna go with the "start hiding salami" angle
EYLive
Footballguy
Has Righetti seen this?
the moops
Footballguy
If I was asked to do this by any of my idiot friends or girlfriends of theirs I would tell them to go eat ####. No way I would ever do something that lame in front of that many people.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Started laughing before hitting play.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah, women are stupid.
Statler & Waldorf
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Disco Stu
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Adebisi
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Fennis
Footballguy
my dog fell in love
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Woogie Lee
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I think it was just over 100 when I first posted it. Now over 10 million.
Not that the FFA had much (if anything) to do with this, but wow that thing took off...
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Thank you. Next speaker?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shut it down
Footballguy
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
It is creepy.
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Vegetablllllllllllllle!!!!!!
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Wow, guess it's real.....I kinda thought it was a gag.
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I don't know if it's real, actually.Wow, guess it's real.....I kinda thought it was a gag.
Flyin Pigs
Footballguy
Worm
slimy ninja
shut it down
Footballguy
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
That is so wrong, but
shut it down
Footballguy
Some of their pedo humor is really dark. I read one in the print edition a few months back that was essentially about a kid dreaming that he was free, and then he wakes up in his captors' dungeon. Even *I* was kind of offended.That is so wrong, but
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Oldie but goodie - still makes me laugh out loud repeatedly. This is probably in here somewhere - but its worth bringing back.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Classic SNL bit. One of the best ever.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
The Hardline
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
sublimeone
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
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