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To my beloved dog:

Look, you have been a faithful companion and protector of the family for many, many, years. Thank you, I appreciate it. I feel bad that you have gone blind in your old age. Life can be so unfair. However, it really isn't funny anymore that you poop in the backyard right before I cut the grass. See that is why I pick it all up before hand. That 15 minute window when I'm trimming the landscaping in the front isn't private time for you. I'm sick of having to hose the lawn tracker off every week. While I'm at it, quit pooping right in front of the ladder for the slide. You don't think I don't know what you are doing? You have the whole ####### yard and that's where you feel most comfortable? Knock it the #### off.

Your master,

SLB

 
St. Louis Bob said:
To my beloved dog:Look, you have been a faithful companion and protector of the family for many, many, years. Thank you, I appreciate it. I feel bad that you have gone blind in your old age. Life can be so unfair. However, it really isn't funny anymore that you poop in the backyard right before I cut the grass. See that is why I pick it all up before hand. That 15 minute window when I'm trimming the landscaping in the front isn't private time for you. I'm sick of having to hose the lawn tracker off every week. While I'm at it, quit pooping right in front of the ladder for the slide. You don't think I don't know what you are doing? You have the whole ####### yard and that's where you feel most comfortable? Knock it the #### off.Your master,SLB
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:shrug: He might be doing it just to spite you. Have you done something to upset him lately?
 
Not hugely funny, but I wasn't sure where else to put this.

Saw this bumper-sticker:

Not as lean,

Not as mean,

But still a Marine!

Thought it was more funny to be on the back of a minivan.

uh-rah!

 
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."

 
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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wat
 
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :)
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :coffee:
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And how.
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :thumbup:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
 
Kal El said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :thumbup:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
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You're doing it again.
 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Kal El said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :hifive:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
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You're doing it again.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Kal El said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :rolleyes:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
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You're doing it again.
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oo0l
 
Kal El said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :lmao:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
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:lmao: Much funnier than the first post, but maybe not for the reason that you think.
 
Running with scissors said:
Kal El said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Kal El said:
So about a year ago, my wife (fiance at the time) was living in an apartment complex just outside of the school where we met, and where she was still attending. Anyway, she calls me one day to tell me that her neighbors (fellow schoolmates at college) found a large pile of bras on their deck, from the group oif girls living on the opposite side of them. She tells me that they don't know what to do with them, so I tell her to tell them to bag them up, put them on their doorstep with the note "Thanks for your support."
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Reread the thread title, please. TIA. :goodposting:
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Clearly many people do not draw a correlation between what something is and what it does. If I have to explain that I was referring to what a bra is used for, then the opportunity for humor is lost. But then again, It might have been one of those "you had to be there" stories.
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:goodposting: Much funnier than the first post, but maybe not for the reason that you think.
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It's mind-blowingly obvious that my attempt to relate a funny story bombed. Big time. I'm okay with that, after all, it could have been worse.
 
This is worthy of it's own thread, but considering I don't want the time off I'll bury it in here.

intercourse with a skull will get you 5 years in jail.

Skull ####ing << Attention! Language some might find offensive is used in this video.

 
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