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If you picked the team with the better record to win every time, regardless of any other stat (using a tiebreaker of the home team), you would be:
Week1: 11-5
Week2: 7-9
Week3: 7-7
Week4: 8-6
Week5: 7-7
Week6: 11-3
Week7: 9-5
Week8: 9-5
Week9: 12-2
Week10: 11-3
Week11: 11-5
Week12: 13-3
Week13: 14-2
Week14: 10-6
Week15: 9-7
Week16: 8-8
Week17: 9-7
166-90 0.648
Also keep in mind teams that suffered season ending injuries and teams benching their players in the last week accounted for about a dozen gimme picks that you'd tell your girlfriend (picks that were like 97%+ consensus)
But I figured by that point in the season, you'd be trying to beat your girlfriend at pick'em, and therefore would not offer your invaluable fantasy advice to such a noble adversary.
Just some random expert picks from around the internet
ESPN Experts:
Theisman 148-92
Salisbury 180-76
Hoge 179-77
Jaworski 169-87
Schlereth 171-85
Allen 157-99
Mortenson 172-84
Golic 162-94
Yahoo Experts:
Carter 165-91
Beil 165-91
Funston 170-86
Harmon 172-84
Users 174-82
CBS Experts:
Harmon 142-111-5
Prisco 129-124-5
Judge 134-119-5
Bromberg 134-119-5
Fabiano 137-116-5
De Los Santos 122-131-5
Brief summation of seemingly pointless study:
ESPN is a cable sports network, so they have some homers. (Your girlfriend beat about half of them)
Yahoo is an internet sports site, so they are surrounded by fantasy information all the time. (Your girlfriend is no match for the true fantasy football nerds).
CBS is a major broadcast network that happens to cover sports, therefore they are full of morons that have no idea what they are talking about. (Your girlfriend was easily able to smite down their would-be opposition).
Therefore, if you're in a pickle and can't decide who to pick on any given Sunday, always remember: Your girlfriend is a solid option.
Week1: 11-5
Week2: 7-9
Week3: 7-7
Week4: 8-6
Week5: 7-7
Week6: 11-3
Week7: 9-5
Week8: 9-5
Week9: 12-2
Week10: 11-3
Week11: 11-5
Week12: 13-3
Week13: 14-2
Week14: 10-6
Week15: 9-7
Week16: 8-8
Week17: 9-7
166-90 0.648
Also keep in mind teams that suffered season ending injuries and teams benching their players in the last week accounted for about a dozen gimme picks that you'd tell your girlfriend (picks that were like 97%+ consensus)
But I figured by that point in the season, you'd be trying to beat your girlfriend at pick'em, and therefore would not offer your invaluable fantasy advice to such a noble adversary.
Just some random expert picks from around the internet
ESPN Experts:
Theisman 148-92
Salisbury 180-76
Hoge 179-77
Jaworski 169-87
Schlereth 171-85
Allen 157-99
Mortenson 172-84
Golic 162-94
Yahoo Experts:
Carter 165-91
Beil 165-91
Funston 170-86
Harmon 172-84
Users 174-82
CBS Experts:
Harmon 142-111-5
Prisco 129-124-5
Judge 134-119-5
Bromberg 134-119-5
Fabiano 137-116-5
De Los Santos 122-131-5
Brief summation of seemingly pointless study:
ESPN is a cable sports network, so they have some homers. (Your girlfriend beat about half of them)
Yahoo is an internet sports site, so they are surrounded by fantasy information all the time. (Your girlfriend is no match for the true fantasy football nerds).
CBS is a major broadcast network that happens to cover sports, therefore they are full of morons that have no idea what they are talking about. (Your girlfriend was easily able to smite down their would-be opposition).
Therefore, if you're in a pickle and can't decide who to pick on any given Sunday, always remember: Your girlfriend is a solid option.
