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Time to Set the Record Straight: Clowns (1 Viewer)

The authorities have spoken - clowns are safe. Stop the unfair stereotyping, Hollywood!

My favorite part of this article:

According to THR, even before Twisty, the fear of clowns may have contributed to the fact that membership in Clowns of America is both aging and dwindling, down from 3,500 to 2,500 in the last year alone. And while that means more legroom in Kohlberger’s tiny car, it’s also made this clown very angry, in a way that he insists definitely isn’t scary.
 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
T Bell said:
Wingnut said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So there are grown men who are afraid of clowns?
I'm not so much afraid of them as I am freaked out by them. The creep factor is off the charts.
What's the difference, wordsmith?
:goodposting:
Creepy and scary are two entirely different things to me.Creepy makes me feel uneasy...scary makes me want to pee my pants and/or run.

Clear enough for you guys?
Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up, Kylie.

 
Para mí, los payasos no son divertidos. De hecho, son un poco de miedo. Me he preguntado donde esto empezó y creo que se remonta a la vez que fui al circo, y un payaso maté a mi padre.

 
Henry: You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny!

Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy!

Tommy: [dangerously] What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?

[Everyone becomes quiet]

Henry: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?

Anthony: Tommy, no, you got it all wrong

Tommy: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. [to Henry] What did ya say? Funny how?

Anthony: You're right.

Henry: Just

Tommy: What?

Henry: Just, ya know, you're funny.

Tommy: You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ####ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ####in' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Henry: Just... you know, how you tell the story what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the #### am I funny? What the #### is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[Long pause]

Henry: Get the #### out of here, Tommy!

[Everyone laughs]

Tommy: Ya mother####er! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering #####, you! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

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