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[trader jake]

The Bulls won't be a better team just because they replace Tibs. Good luck Chicago!

 

[trader jake]

Houston's going to roll over tonight, huh?

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

Later Thibs. His offensive sets are terrible. Bulls have been going on long offensive droughts all year and Thibs never adjusted. There really needs to be a gif of the circus bull#### Noah would throw up after his pick and rolls with Rose from 28 feet out. Great defensive coach, but Bulls won't be any worse off with Hoiberg (or whomever their next coach is) with the talent they have. He'd be perfect for Orlando with the defensive minded players there now & perhaps draft.

Bulls should really see if there's any market whatsoever for Noah and hope there's some name value there resting on his 13-14 DPOY. Cut the cord with Dunleavy. They've got better younger players at the position.

I'm more excited to see the Bulls w/o Thibs.

 

[msudaisy26]

I always thought Howard was soft and that last Griffin dunk proved it to me. How does he not even try to block that?

 

[trader jake]

I always thought Howard was soft and that last Griffin dunk proved it to me. How does he not even try to block that?

He had two fouls already and he lobbied McHale to stay in the game with a ton of time remaining in the 1st quarter. Would have been a bad move in more ways than one to attempt to block that dunk.With that said, you can find many examples that would illustrate Howard is a soft player (should you so desire).

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Frank Isola @FisolaNYDN · 10h 10 hours ago

As J.R. Smith & Iman Shumpert sit one win from a conference final, remember that Phil traded them both for an 8th grader (2019 2nd rounder).

 

[Raider Nation]

Did OKC not truly see what they had on their hands with Harden, because he was third in the offensive pecking order? He's an absolute machine.

 

[Bobcat10]

Houston's going to roll over tonight, huh?

Doesn't seem like it so far.

 

[trader jake]

Houston's going to roll over tonight, huh?

Doesn't seem like it so far.

Agreed, it didn't look pretty early on....and we almost got an entire first half without intentional fouls.

 

[Raider Nation]

Gotta pull Howard. Disgraceful that he cannot come close to making a FT.

 

[stbugs]

Nice call by McHale. 5 point lead, starts with the hack a Jordan, he makes both and now they down 2.

 

[Zigg]

Harden had no interest in challenging Redick on that last lay up before the half. Just watched him lay it in.

 

[bleachercreacher]

Did OKC not truly see what they had on their hands with Harden, because he was third in the offensive pecking order? He's an absolute machine.

I think they were preparing for cap problems and made the decision a year too early.

 

[saintfool]

Did OKC not truly see what they had on their hands with Harden, because he was third in the offensive pecking order? He's an absolute machine.

REALGM: Revisionist history on the Harden trade

 

[trader jake]

That shot Blake just hit was ridiculous.

 

[dickey moe]

Lol out of his ###.

 

[Britney Spears]

Kind of poetic to see Chris Paul give Harden the offensive charge-flop-and1 move.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

So, who ya got?

LeBron and the Bronettes close it out, or the Bulls force Game 7?

I'll take the Bulls tonight and Cleveland on Sunday.

oof, you suck at everything don't you?

 

[Raider Nation]

Now I'd sit Howard and make Jordan hit 30 FTs.

 

[Raider Nation]

Amazing.

 

[dickey moe]

Gagging

 

[tommyGunZ]

This is a historic choke job going on

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Clippers are the San Diego Padres of hoops.

 

[dickey moe]

Please show Ballmer's fat pasty scowling jowls.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If you let Josh Smith beat you, then you never really deserved to win in the first place.

 

[tommyGunZ]

Clippers are the San Diego Padres of hoops.

Reach

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Not only did the Rockets make an amazing comeback, but they unbelievably got me to root for them

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Clippers are the San Diego Padres of hoops.

Reach

Zero championships for everyone!

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Please show Ballmer's fat pasty scowling jowls.

And his epic pit stains.

 

[dickey moe]

40 pt quarter. Nice defense Clips!

 

[trader jake]

The Clippers bench was maligned all year but this loss is squarely on the starters. They had the win, and series, and got demolished on their home court in the 4th by the Rockets. All that and Houston played almost the entire last quarter with James Harden on the bench. Major credit has to go to Josh Smith on O and Dwight Howard on D tonight.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I wish I got the network the Clippers postgame interviews will be on

 

[EYLive]

Clippers played with super tight bungholes in that 4th quarter.

 

[sjslacker]

I wonder how many east coast folks tuned out in the 3rd quarter thinking it was a blowout, series over...gonna wake up tmrw and be like really???

 

[trader jake]

Remarkable how fast the game passes you by.

Phil Jackson ✔ @PhilJackson11

NBA analysts give me some diagnostics on how 3pt oriented teams are faring this playoffs...seriously, how's it goink?

Well, Phil, here are the top 6 teams in 3 point attempts per games in the playoffs:

Atlanta (alive, down 2-1 but favored to advance)

Golden State (alive, down 2-1 but favored to advance)

Cleveland (alive, tied 2-2 favored to advance)

Houston, (alive, down 2-1)

Portland (eliminated)

San Antonio (eliminated in 7 by buzzer beater)

And here's the bottom 6:

Memphis (alive, up 2-1)

Milwaukee (eliminated in 6)

New Orleans (eliminated in 4)

Boston (eliminated in 4)

LAC (alive, up 2-1 and favored to advance)

Brooklyn (eliminated in 6)

Which looks like the better group?

yea also how are the knicks faring in the playoffs?

Good ol' Phil posting anything of late?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If you let Josh Smith beat you, then you never really deserved to win in the first place.

 

[Spartans Rule]

The Clippers bench was maligned all year but this loss is squarely on the starters.

It wouldn't have to be squarely on the starters if the Clippers actually had a bench.

Of course they deserve a lot of blame for blowing a lead that big, but the Rockets had a terrible stretch too. It happens. The difference is Houston had guys to bring in to change things up. Jones and Brewer were huge.

 

[Weeber]

I really want to see a Warriors vs Spurs conference final.

Assuming the Spurs beat the Clippers, you will likely get your wish.

Leonard is Harden's kryptonite.

Rockets will beat spurs. Sorry bud.

yea the rockets looked great last night.

:crickets:

you split your first two home games against a team missing its leader and best player. good job.

Did their best player go tonight? I didn't catch the game.

 

[metoo]

I wonder how many east coast folks tuned out in the 3rd quarter thinking it was a blowout, series over...gonna wake up tmrw and be like really???

Me. Everytime I start to believe in the Clippers they do this.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I wonder how many east coast folks tuned out in the 3rd quarter thinking it was a blowout, series over...gonna wake up tmrw and be like really???

I fell asleep but was awoken shortly thereafter by a great disturbance, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "I'm more of a Lakers fan anyway" and were silenced.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

I wonder how many east coast folks tuned out in the 3rd quarter thinking it was a blowout, series over...gonna wake up tmrw and be like really???

Unbelievable to see they wound up winning. They've been so so bad a lot of the series that it's unthinkable this is going to a game 7. Even as the 2 seed, it'd be shocking to me if they somehow ended up pulling this series out.

 

[Max Power]

Later Thibs. His offensive sets are terrible. Bulls have been going on long offensive droughts all year and Thibs never adjusted. There really needs to be a gif of the circus bull#### Noah would throw up after his pick and rolls with Rose from 28 feet out. Great defensive coach, but Bulls won't be any worse off with Hoiberg (or whomever their next coach is) with the talent they have. He'd be perfect for Orlando with the defensive minded players there now & perhaps draft.

Bulls should really see if there's any market whatsoever for Noah and hope there's some name value there resting on his 13-14 DPOY. Cut the cord with Dunleavy. They've got better younger players at the position.

I'm more excited to see the Bulls w/o Thibs.

Yep, its time. The Bulls are stuck with that Roster and lost to a severly undermanned team. Thibs kind of has to go at this point. The Bulls D wasn't even very good this year.

The Bulls had the players to win, but refused to make adjustments. Playing Hinrich was downright foolish. The fact that Thibs couldnt see that blows my mind. I'm pretty sure Thibs wants out and that was a statement play.

 

[GOB]

Can't wait to get Thibs in Orlando

Gross, no.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Did their best player go tonight? I didn't catch the game.

Houston just needs to waive the white flag

Yup stick a fork in them. This is painful to watch as a houstonian.

I'm not surprised you didn't watch the game, you called this series over 5 days ago. Neat fanbase you Houstonians have.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I wonder how many east coast folks tuned out in the 3rd quarter thinking it was a blowout, series over...gonna wake up tmrw and be like really???

 

[Jack White]

So, who ya got?

LeBron and the Bronettes close it out, or the Bulls force Game 7?

I'll take the Bulls tonight and Cleveland on Sunday.

oof, you suck at everything don't you?

Hey, I put a pick out there and got it wrong.

I did pick Cleveland in the series.

I guess I missed your pick.

 

[Abraham]

The rockets have not been good the entire series until the last 15 minutes of last night. Bizarre game but glad to see them show up.

 

[Jack White]

If you let Josh Smith beat you, then you never really deserved to win in the first place.

Bumping your own posts with the "Good Posting" doodle.

Classic!

 

[Weeber]

Did their best player go tonight? I didn't catch the game.

Houston just needs to waive the white flag

Yup stick a fork in them. This is painful to watch as a houstonian.

I'm not surprised you didn't watch the game, you called this series over 5 days ago. Neat fanbase you Houstonians have.

Was talking about the last game neat cry baby you are.

 

[Peyton Marino]

My IQ is well below average

look dude, i'm not going to get into an argument with you and screw up this thread. no one is crying here. I made a sarcastic comment a week ago about how the Rockets looked great (when they actually looked like ####) and you lost your mind, and now you bump that post whenever they win a game. good luck with that.