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[sports_fan]

my internet is down

i'm back up

 

[Fariq]

Cavs - Hawks tonight and ESPN is showing the Suns and Nets. What in the ####.

Yeah, that sucks, but I think there are rules about how many times each team can appear on national telecasts.

There are?!!!? When the Lakers are good, they are on every ####in week. Heck, they have been on national tv more than Atlanta this season and the Lakers blow real, real bad.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Cavs - Hawks tonight and ESPN is showing the Suns and Nets. What in the ####.

Yeah, that sucks, but I think there are rules about how many times each team can appear on national telecasts.

There are?!!!? When the Lakers are good, they are on every ####in week. Heck, they have been on national tv more than Atlanta this season and the Lakers blow real, real bad.

They make almost all these decisions before the season starts. Hardly anyone thought the Hawks would be so good.

 

[Abraham]

Sure, but Lebron On a Friday can't be bad for ratings.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Sure, but Lebron On a Friday can't be bad for ratings.

Who are you?

 

[Abraham]

Long time listener, first time caller.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

League pass not working for anyone else???

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[Cliff Clavin]

And it kicks in at the end of the 1st Q. Quality service.

 

[Fariq]

Hawks with the vintage John Battle era unis tonight.

 

[Bobcat10]

Like that 1st Q for the Cavs.

 

[Bobcat10]

Possibly the worst offensive foul call ever right there that doesn't involve a charge/block. Called on Lebron with Carroll guarding him.

 

[Raider Nation]

Hawks with the vintage John Battle era unis tonight.

NO reason not to go back to these full-time.

 

[Kev4029]

Long time listener, first time caller.

Good to see you back.

 

[The Man With No Name]

That was BS

 

[Bobcat10]

Hawks with the vintage John Battle era unis tonight.

NO reason not to go back to these full-time.

I like em

 

[Capella]

The Hawks are making their Pac-man logo the primary logo next season and re-doing their jerseys....bet they head that way or something close.

 

[sports_fan]

10 minutes left in the 4th. Harden with a chance for a quadruple double. 30 pts, 9 boards, 9 assists, 7 turnovers.

 

[AAABatteries]

Great win for the Hawks! They did an outstanding job on LeBron all night.

 

[fantasycurse42]

The Suns are 0/21 from 3 so far.

 

[Abraham]

Harden with a triple double. Nice game for Houston after a couple crushing losses.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Man the Nets suck

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

https://vine.co/v/OQPvzj72Dvl

Still ####### rules.

 

[Apple Jack]

Reports of Tony Parker's demise were premature.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Man the Nets suck

Collapse about complete... What a pathetic showing tonight.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Harden with a triple double. Nice game for Houston after a couple crushing losses.

Did he touch wang tonight?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

https://vine.co/v/OQPvzj72Dvl

Still ####### rules.

Shved Vine gives it a run for its money.

 

[Jack White]

Man the Nets suck

Collapse about complete... What a pathetic showing tonight.

I watched from the point it was 92-83 Nets.

This was every possession the rest of regulation:

Pass the ball around the perimeter. No one cuts. The guy who ends up with the hot potato with five seconds on the shot clock puts up a long, contested jumper. Clang. Phoenix runs the other way and scores.

Please don't let this team make the playoffs.

 

[Capella]

Man the Nets suck

Collapse about complete... What a pathetic showing tonight.

I watched from the point it was 92-83 Nets.

This was every possession the rest of regulation:

Pass the ball around the perimeter. No one cuts. The guy who ends up with the hot potato with five seconds on the shot clock puts up a long, contested jumper. Clang. Phoenix runs the other way and scores.

Please don't let this team make the playoffs.

It's crazy how many teams actually use this as their 5-minute end of game offense. At the time the opposing defense is most tired, the offense just lets them stand around and watch the clock tick down.

 

[wadegarrett]

Great win for the Hawks! They did an outstanding job on LeBron all night.

Yep. Too many turnovers. ####ty all around game for him.

 

[Short Corner]

Man the Nets suck

Collapse about complete... What a pathetic showing tonight.

I watched from the point it was 92-83 Nets.

This was every possession the rest of regulation:

Pass the ball around the perimeter. No one cuts. The guy who ends up with the hot potato with five seconds on the shot clock puts up a long, contested jumper. Clang. Phoenix runs the other way and scores.

Please don't let this team make the playoffs.

They are making it. They're the only bubble team that will actually want to be there.

 

[Jack White]

Man the Nets suck

Collapse about complete... What a pathetic showing tonight.

I watched from the point it was 92-83 Nets.

This was every possession the rest of regulation:

Pass the ball around the perimeter. No one cuts. The guy who ends up with the hot potato with five seconds on the shot clock puts up a long, contested jumper. Clang. Phoenix runs the other way and scores.

Please don't let this team make the playoffs.

They are making it. They're the only bubble team that will actually want to be there.

I hope you're wrong. Would rather see Paul George and the Pacers, and Goran Dragic and the Heat.

 

[Insein]

Is Brett Brown not coaching his ### off or what?

 

[sports_fan]

Hawks sat damn near everyone

 

[AAABatteries]

Hawks sat damn near everyone

Yep and I'm glad he's resting guys - they were up 16 in the 2nd and I thought Philly would roll over somewhat but give them credit for fighting to get the win.

 

[sports_fan]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

 

[Frostillicus]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

take it to the bank bromigo

 

[popsecret]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

 

[Short Corner]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

I'm sure he will develop into a great player before they trade him for the flavor of the month and picks.

 

[Jack White]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

I think Garnett will put them over the top next year.

 

[DrJ]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

So they're due next year.

Don't get these negative posts. Did the wolves not make a great trade for their future when they got wiggins? Be positive brahs

I'm sure he will develop into a great player before they trade him for the flavor of the month and picks.

He's already better than Love.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

Is this the longest current drought in the NBA?

:notbeingnegativejustaskingaquestion!:

 

[sports_fan]

The Wolves have been eliminated from playoff contention. Eleventh year in a row they've failed to make the playoffs.

Is this the longest current drought in the NBA?

:notbeingnegativejustaskingaquestion!:

Yeah it is. 3rd longest playoff drought ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_franchise_post-season_droughts

 

[Britney Spears]

Stephen Curry made a move today that seriously made no sense. He might be the most fun guy to watch play basketball ever.

 

[No. 16]

Stephen Curry made a move today that seriously made no sense. He might be the most fun guy to watch play basketball ever.

Ok. I'm not being a blind homer if I think that.

His handles, vision, and shot is crazy. I didn't get to see Magic or Pistol Pete when they were playing so can't judge Curry against those guys. However, I don't remember Jason Williams or Nash doing the #### Curry does.

 

[msudaisy26]

I don't think anyone wants to play the Thunder if Durant 80% healthy.

 

[Britney Spears]

Stephen Curry made a move today that seriously made no sense. He might be the most fun guy to watch play basketball ever.

Ok. I'm not being a blind homer if I think that.

His handles, vision, and shot is crazy. I didn't get to see Magic or Pistol Pete when they were playing so can't judge Curry against those guys. However, I don't remember Jason Williams or Nash doing the #### Curry does.

Jason Williams was more gimmicky. Obviously I never saw Pistol Pete either and only remember old man Magic. Curry is a unique guy anyway. None of those guys had the jump shot that he has.

The play I'm talking about was the one where he ended up with the step back three that nobody in their right mind would have launched. You just have to laugh because those are the shots that every other player gets bashed for taking.

It's also more fun I think because he's like a normal sized regular looking guy out there doing this stuff. LeBron/Davis/Durant/Westbrook types are awesome but they look like they were basketball frankenstein inventions.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Stephen Curry made a move today that seriously made no sense. He might be the most fun guy to watch play basketball ever.

The video embedded in this article has Curry's play from multiple angles. And Kerr's reaction to it.

 

[Short Corner]

Stephen Curry made a move today that seriously made no sense. He might be the most fun guy to watch play basketball ever.

The video embedded in this article has Curry's play from multiple angles. And Kerr's reaction to it.

He just makes CP3 look silly. Put the ball right in his lap and he whiffs at it.

 

[Abraham]

That was pretty good