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[Notorious T.R.E.]

i watched a little bit of highlights of okafor in summer league he looks pretty good scoring on nice turn around js and making good cuts through the lane taking pases and making a jam i think the lakers are probably going to regret that one brohans take that to the bank

Russel has more superstar potential, IMO. Less than Towns, of course, but a lot.

Everyone knows Okafor can be a dominant scorer in the post, especially against non-NBA level competition. That's why he's a top 3 pick. But I doubt we'll see anything out of summer league that will give us any indication that he can overcome his sizable deficiencies (poor help defense, limited range, and awful FT shooting) at the NBA level and justify being taken over the D'Angelo Russel we saw at Ohio State.

Of course, Russel could struggle badly in summer league, which would change things.

Gunz goes for 12/10 in summer league.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

 

[TobiasFunke]

The East was so bad last year that you can make a legitimate argument that pretty much any eastern conference team is a playoff contender except the 76ers.

I count about four teams in each conference I'd feel pretty safe eliminating from next year's playoff race right now. Maybe I'd be wrong about one of them but I'd put their chances at less than 10% or so. Philly, NY, Detroit, Charlotte, Sacramento, Lakers, Minnesota, Denver

How dare you...

It's all for the best. Next year you'll grab the PF you need in the mid/late lottery and be poised to take over the West in 2016-2017.

To start over Towns?

I'm figuring he's more of a stretch 5. Either way you'll need a little more frontcourt depth to assure that Wiz-Wolves 2018 Finals.

 

[RUSF18]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

And what does Doc have to lose by not trying, and why would it make him look stupid for a hail mary not working out? The whole waiting period is what's incredibly stupid and if Jordan does go back on his word we'll likely see the process fixed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The East was so bad last year that you can make a legitimate argument that pretty much any eastern conference team is a playoff contender except the 76ers.

I count about four teams in each conference I'd feel pretty safe eliminating from next year's playoff race right now. Maybe I'd be wrong about one of them but I'd put their chances at less than 10% or so. Philly, NY, Detroit, Charlotte, Sacramento, Lakers, Minnesota, Denver

How dare you...

It's all for the best. Next year you'll grab the PF you need in the mid/late lottery and be poised to take over the West in 2016-2017.

To start over Towns?

I'm figuring he's more of a stretch 5. Either way you'll need a little more frontcourt depth to assure that Wiz-Wolves 2018 Finals.

Dieng and Pek money holding down the 5 hole. Pretty loaded, really.

 

[TobiasFunke]

The East was so bad last year that you can make a legitimate argument that pretty much any eastern conference team is a playoff contender except the 76ers.

I count about four teams in each conference I'd feel pretty safe eliminating from next year's playoff race right now. Maybe I'd be wrong about one of them but I'd put their chances at less than 10% or so. Philly, NY, Detroit, Charlotte, Sacramento, Lakers, Minnesota, Denver

How dare you...

It's all for the best. Next year you'll grab the PF you need in the mid/late lottery and be poised to take over the West in 2016-2017.

To start over Towns?

I'm figuring he's more of a stretch 5. Either way you'll need a little more frontcourt depth to assure that Wiz-Wolves 2018 Finals.

Dieng and Pek money holding down the 5 hole. Pretty loaded, really.

Who's gonna guard Durant in the 2018 Finals? Can Towns handle it?

 

[Sammy3469]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

 

[sjslacker]

Chris Mannix ‏@ChrisMannixSI 3m
3 minutes ago
On LAC's late push to change DJ's mind RT @BobbyMarks42 Like baseball there are certain "unwritten rules" and this is a big violation of it.

Sam Amick ‏@sam_amick 4m
4 minutes ago
Key component in Clippers' attempt to change DeAndre Jordan's mind: they weren't happy w/ how Mavs recruited in 1st place, so...War of Roses

 

[TobiasFunke]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

I can't believe this story is like 30 minutes old and I still haven't seen a photoshop of Doc Rivers' face on this.

 

[Sammy3469]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

I can't believe this story is like 30 minutes old and I still haven't seen a photoshop of Doc Rivers' face on this.

Why the hell would Jordan want this story out there if he wasn't going back to the Clippers? Does he really want them to beg this much?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

I can't believe this story is like 30 minutes old and I still haven't seen a photoshop of Doc Rivers' face on this.

Here

 

[Juxtatarot]

Meet the new Clippers, just like the old Clippers.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

I can't believe this story is like 30 minutes old and I still haven't seen a photoshop of Doc Rivers' face on this.

Here

NBA twitter is the best.

 

[Instinctive]

I'm going to lose my freakin mind.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Clippers trying to convince DeAndre Jordan to back out of his verbal agreement with Dallas and stay in LA

Either Cuban or Doc is gonna end up looking incredibly stupid. Can't lose, really.

This entire thing on Twitter is like a high school drama for sports nerds.

I can't believe this story is like 30 minutes old and I still haven't seen a photoshop of Doc Rivers' face on this.

Here

NBA twitter is the best.

Anyone who has "I bomb atomically" in their Twitter bio gets an automatic follow.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

How cute.

Ugh.

My favorite part is Chris Paul wearing a CP3 shirt.

CP: I'm not doing anything today. I'll just hang out with you fellas.

Others: Uh.... yeah, OK

 

[SWC]

i also went to church last night and we worshipped justice winslow for a while so that was nice bromigos

Winslow heard of your worship and demands a sacrifice, then he will be pleased.

does shooting brandon jennings on a rocket into the sun count or is that like an antigift bromigo

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 36s37 seconds ago

Doc Rivers has arrived in Houston and plans to meet with DeAndre Jordan before he can sign with Dallas, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Pretty standard from the league's most garbage franchise imo.

 

[Bull Dozier]

The East was so bad last year that you can make a legitimate argument that pretty much any eastern conference team is a playoff contender except the 76ers.

I count about four teams in each conference I'd feel pretty safe eliminating from next year's playoff race right now. Maybe I'd be wrong about one of them but I'd put their chances at less than 10% or so. Philly, NY, Detroit, Charlotte, Sacramento, Lakers, Minnesota, Denver

How dare you...

It's all for the best. Next year you'll grab the PF you need in the mid/late lottery and be poised to take over the West in 2016-2017.

To start over Towns?

I'm figuring he's more of a stretch 5. Either way you'll need a little more frontcourt depth to assure that Wiz-Wolves 2018 Finals.

Dieng and Pek money holding down the 5 hole. Pretty loaded, really.

Who's gonna guard Durant in the 2018 Finals? Can Towns handle it?

Wiggins is going to watch some Justice video and bone up on being able to guard 4 different positions.

 

[Capella]

Yea that is some pretty cheap ####. I love it though. GB the NBA.

 

[Abraham]

Pretty standard from the league's most garbage franchise imo.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Rick BonnellVerified account ‏@rick_bonnell 8m8 minutes ago

The only thing this DeAndre Jordan story is lacking is a rose ceremony.

 

[sjslacker]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 36s37 seconds ago

Doc Rivers has arrived in Houston and plans to meet with DeAndre Jordan before he can sign with Dallas, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

Marc SteinVerified account
‏@ESPNSteinLine
ESPN sources say Mavericks owner Mark Cuban arrived in Houston earlier today as Dallas tries to fend off the Clippers' 11th hour push

 

[SWC]

if deandre jordan does this then he is carlos boozer part ii what a bum for even thinking about it it is like oh boy chris paul likes me now yay i guess i will go back because i am sure he will not kobme me this upcoming season now that he says we are best friends forever brohans

 

[Sammy3469]

High Fives to EVERYONE!!!!!!!!11111111111

 

[Sammy3469]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Banana boated straight through the night to Texas IMO.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

 

[Sammy3469]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

CHAMPIONSHIP PRIORITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

 

[Mister CIA]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

Are they going to reenact fight scene from Anchorman?

 

[TobiasFunke]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

Are they going to react fight scene from Anchorman?

I'm enjoying the recruiting trip transportation emoji tweets.

Parsons, then Redick

 

[Capella]

??

????

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

Are they going to react fight scene from Anchorman?

I'm enjoying the recruiting trip transportation emoji tweets.

Parsons, then Redick

Griffin

 

[Sammy3469]

Is there a banana boat emoji?

 

[EYLive]

I'm embarrassed for them.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm flying out to Texas as well, just for the shtick.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

Are they going to react fight scene from Anchorman?

I'm enjoying the recruiting trip transportation emoji tweets.

Parsons, then Redick

Griffin

I like that this one was an hour ago:

Blake Griffin ‏@blakegriffin32 1h1 hour ago

Missed this place. So happy to be back. 7 days of this view. #kauai https://instagram.com/p/44hSlsoCIp/

 

[Sammy3469]

Hold onto your banana boat:

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 17m17 minutes ago

Sources: Chris Paul has returned from vacation in islands, and planned to travel to Peach Jam AAU event in Georgia. But now...Stay tuned.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

No sign of Cliff Paul though.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Is there a banana boat emoji?

!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is there a banana boat emoji?

!!!

OMG

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tobias: Wiggins/Towns should shut down KD.

 

[Sammy3469]

DJ reached out to Doc Monday blaming it all on the agent...Doc sent out the super secret Clippers emoji assemble signal and they're all converging on Houston for an 11:01 DJ signing.

Just terrific comedy.

 

[Sammy3469]

CP3 is just trolling me now

Is there a banana boat emoji?

!!!

BEST NBA DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

How is CP3 making a pitch when he's drinking wine and riding a banana boat with Wade, Melo, and LeBron?

He's not

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11m11 minutes ago

Sources: Clips responded to Jordan expressing doubt on decision. Griffin, Redick may be in Houston w/ Doc today. Dallas fortifying response.

Who looks worse, the agent, the Clippers, or Jordan?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Meanwhile...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Is there a banana boat emoji?

!!!

OMG

WE DID IT

 

[RUSF18]

Did Michael Jordan ever get recruited this hard?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 38s39 seconds ago

Sources: Conversations that Clippers teammates have had w/ DeAndre Jordan in past 24 hours give players confidence he'll return to them.

Man I hope nobody keeps Cuban away from Twitter tonight.