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[GOB]

So I got on Tinder this week:

http://m.imgur.com/T7D0cfi

 

[GOB]

http://m.imgur.com/HLXoQGO

 

[FreeBaGeL]

So I got on Tinder this week:

http://m.imgur.com/T7D0cfi

http://m.imgur.com/HLXoQGO

You're doing it right.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

So I got on Tinder this week:

http://m.imgur.com/T7D0cfi

http://m.imgur.com/HLXoQGO

You're doing it right.

 

[GOB]

Bad news: I'm snowed in

Good news: Most of the city is snowed in.

Great news: I'm drunk from shoveling.

http://m.imgur.com/u1U838C,b7e9pB7

Should be a good night

 

[chauncey]

Bad news: I'm snowed in

Good news: Most of the city is snowed in.

Great news: I'm drunk from shoveling.

http://m.imgur.com/u1U838C,b7e9pB7

Should be a good night

If you are good looking this strategy works. Also, Jose looks like a tranny.

 

[jon_mx]

Bad news: I'm snowed in

Good news: Most of the city is snowed in.

Great news: I'm drunk from shoveling.

http://m.imgur.com/u1U838C,b7e9pB7

Should be a good night

Are you in Canada?

 

[BillyBarooo]

I'm fascinated by this. Also married and not signing up. But does this "funny guy + unapologetically direct" approach actually work?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Tinder to start charging a fee for features?

Americans under 30 will be charged $9.99 a month to subscribe to Tinder Plus, the new, paid version of the app that offers unlimited "likes"—which once were free—as well as features that let users undo swipes and connect with people in different locations. Members aged 30 and older must pay $19.99 for the same features.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Happn blows Tinder away. Hope they cashed in on that first mover advantage. In the decline, Em has this one as a short.

 

[mquinnjr]

http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/25/tinder-hack-matches-unaware-straight-men-odd-conversations-ensue/?ncid=rss&cps=gravity_1730_4820725025797112556

Oof, be careful out there, you guys.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

That is messed up, yo.

You boys still crushing all the Tinderellas out there?

 

[saintfool]

http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/25/tinder-hack-matches-unaware-straight-men-odd-conversations-ensue/?ncid=rss&cps=gravity_1730_4820725025797112556

Oof, be careful out there, you guys.

pro-tip: when they say their favorite movie is "the crying game" then you might want to move on...

 

[Bucky86]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

 

[RUSF18]

Are you coming back later to post the "bad"?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

 

[Godsbrother]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

Yikes!

 

[Dentist]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

I gotta tell you, if I'm getting a handy inside the bar and road head during the drive I'm probably going to a) esplode on the road or b) last about 1 second when i got to the room

I'm impressed with your stamina.

blood on chest though? gross...

 

[James Daulton]

Are you coming back later to post the "bad"?

lolz

 

[mquinnjr]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

I gotta tell you, if I'm getting a handy inside the bar and road head during the drive I'm probably going to a) esplode on the road or b) last about 1 second when i got to the room

I'm impressed with your stamina.

blood on chest though? gross...

Yeah, we know what you'd prefer

 

[Peyton Marino]

damn bro

 

[Bull Dozier]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

This was becoming my favorite thread to live vicariously through until this post happened.

 

[massraider]

Any single guy living in New York that doesn't have this app is out of his mind. I can't speak for other cities, but it's gold here.

 

[Godsbrother]

Ok let's get us back on track. Also matched with a really cute Persian who lives in Canada. Our flirting was going well so she invited me to cross the border and get a hotel room. Went over there for drinks on a Saturday night. Great personality and a GREAT little body. Date was going well so we headed back to the hotel. As soon as we got in the elevator, we started making out and our hands were all over each other. Hit the bedroom and it was on. Awesome oral skills and put in a ton of effort to please. I could tell right away she had some extra.... ummm meat going on down there but still nice and tight.

Went a few rounds and we had a blast. Woke up the next morning and we went for it again. She was very loud. Since we were in Canada, there were some kids in the next room and they banged on the wall a few times laughing. At one point they even tried to open the door connecting the rooms (?). No idea what they were planning if the door had been unlocked. Anyway, her and I start role-playing a little bit during sex and she calls me a mf'er. So I slapped her in the face. We were laughing our asses off the whole time so basically it was some awesome sex.

We've stayed in touch but haven't met up again yet. It's a pretty long drive but I think it'll happen again.

 

[RUSF18]

Ok let's get us back on track. Also matched with a really cute Persian who lives in Canada. Our flirting was going well so she invited me to cross the border and get a hotel room. Went over there for drinks on a Saturday night. Great personality and a GREAT little body. Date was going well so we headed back to the hotel. As soon as we got in the elevator, we started making out and our hands were all over each other. Hit the bedroom and it was on. Awesome oral skills and put in a ton of effort to please. I could tell right away she had some extra.... ummm meat going on down there but still nice and tight.

Went a few rounds and we had a blast. Woke up the next morning and we went for it again. She was very loud. Since we were in Canada, there were some kids in the next room and they banged on the wall a few times laughing. At one point they even tried to open the door connecting the rooms (?). No idea what they were planning if the door had been unlocked. Anyway, her and I start role-playing a little bit during sex and she calls me a mf'er. So I slapped her in the face. We were laughing our asses off the whole time so basically it was some awesome sex.

We've stayed in touch but haven't met up again yet. It's a pretty long drive but I think it'll happen again.

Yeah, those are called balls. Congrats on the brown dot.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Anyway, her and I start role-playing a little bit during sex and she calls me a mf'er. So I slapped her in the face.

what exactly were your respective roles at this point?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Any single guy living in New York that doesn't have this app is out of his mind. I can't speak for other cities, but it's gold here.

Agreed but happn is better IME.

 

[matttyl]

Honest question for a friend - seriously! How old is too old for this to be useful? 35 and going through divorce.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Anyway, her and I start role-playing a little bit during sex and she calls me a mf'er. So I slapped her in the face.

what exactly were your respective roles at this point?

I'm not exactly sure since it wasn't planned out, but she was pretending that she didn't want it. "Don't you dare stick that thing in me" Then once I was in, "You are such a mf'er". And I was dishing it right back telling her that she's a b*. Stuff you should not be saying on a first date when the walls are thin.

damn dude that sounds awesome.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Honest question for a friend - seriously! How old is too old for this to be useful? 35 and going through divorce.

I'm 52. Don't overthink this.

Also, download happn.

 

[Godsbrother]

I hope you are using a raincoat for all of your encounters Synth!

 

[McGarnicle]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

awesome

 

[mquinnjr]

I hope you are using a raincoat for all of your encounters Synth!

Omg yes of course. I actually had one girl who was giving me a bj and tried to hop right on. I told her hold on, hold on, let me grab a condom. Her response: "Don't worry, I'm pro-choice." Wtf.

"...and that's how I got the Clap!"

 

[IC FBGCav]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

It doesn't get much grosser than that for a one night stand.

 

[McGarnicle]

Yeah that would even gross me out. Menstrual blood everywhere = no bueno.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

I would have said "I'll give you something to really bleed about" and then punched her in the face.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Menstrual blood everywhere = no bueno.

really going out on a limb here.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

 

[Bogart]

Honest question for a friend - seriously! How old is too old for this to be useful? 35 and going through divorce.

I'm 52. Don't overthink this.

Also, download happn.

Agreed. Don't over think this. 40 here and using it.

Happn is not hitting for me. I'm in DFW. Maybe it will take a while to catch on.

 

[[icon]]

Still using it to promote events... quite successfully.

 

[sbonomo]

Ok let's get us back on track. Also matched with a really cute Persian who lives in Canada. Our flirting was going well so she invited me to cross the border and get a hotel room. Went over there for drinks on a Saturday night. Great personality and a GREAT little body. Date was going well so we headed back to the hotel. As soon as we got in the elevator, we started making out and our hands were all over each other. Hit the bedroom and it was on. Awesome oral skills and put in a ton of effort to please. I could tell right away she had some extra.... ummm meat going on down there but still nice and tight.

Went a few rounds and we had a blast. Woke up the next morning and we went for it again. She was very loud. Since we were in Canada, there were some kids in the next room and they banged on the wall a few times laughing. At one point they even tried to open the door connecting the rooms (?). No idea what they were planning if the door had been unlocked. Anyway, her and I start role-playing a little bit during sex and she calls me a mf'er. So I slapped her in the face. We were laughing our asses off the whole time so basically it was some awesome sex.

We've stayed in touch but haven't met up again yet. It's a pretty long drive but I think it'll happen again.

it moved. I love those Persian women...

 

[mquinnjr]

http://gawker.com/jihad-me-at-hello-tinder-flirting-with-osama-bin-laden-1706038288?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow



God bless the internet.

 

[skol asylum]

I've been using it a few months and it's $$$. I'm 37, divorced, and do perfectly fine in real-world dating. But tinder has cranked it up without much effort at all. I'm way more selective about my swiping than I should be, but I've met up with 5 women and sealed the deal on the first night with 4 of them.

One was a 35-year old college professor who was amazing in bed, one was a 25-year old blonde with a tight body looking for an occasional booty call (still meet up with her every few weeks for sex only), one was a kinda cute black woman who took me back to her office for sex, and one was a really cute 31-year old who I actually have the feelings for. All-in-all, totally amazing app and very entertaining.

Oh, and my About Me: "I'm a human being and I live in a house."

Well, now I gotta share the bad with the good. Figured you guys could use some entertainment. Matched with a 40-year old woman about a month ago. Decent looking business-woman with a good sense of humor and very upfront about that she likes sex. She lives about 90 miles away from me so we met up on a Tuesday in Ann Arbor, which is half-way for both of us.

Didn't feel a great connection with her but then we went to a college bar with some booty music going on. The place was packed and we were standing at the bar. We started flirting, hands started wandering, and before I knew it her hand was down my pants giving me a handjob. There were people all around us but nobody really noticed. We went out to my car, messed around, then decided to get a hotel room. Road head all the way to the hotel.

Once we were in the room, things were pretty hot and the sex was alright. When we finished, I stood up to wash off in the bathroom. Looked down and saw that my entire body was covered in blood. From my chest to my knees. I turned the light on and asked her what was up. Her response: "What?! I'm not supposed to start for 2 weeks!" It was everywhere, and on the sheets too. Pretty disgusting, especially for a one-nighter.

We hung out and talked for a bit but then I got the hell out of there. She left $10 on the dresser for the cleaning crew because the entire bed was a mess. The next day on my way to work I looked over at my passenger seat and saw that it was kinda dirty. Yeah, that kinda dirty. We haven't talked since that night.

I would have said "I'll give you something to really bleed about" and then punched her in the face.