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"Turning 40" Girls' Trip to Mexico (1 Viewer)

belljr said:
Lmao. So was there no trip at all?
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There definitely was a trip and pretty much everything up to the last post was accurate. From all accounts and observations, it was uneventful from the standpoint of what this thread forecasted might happen.

I thought a tribute to one of the all-time great threads was a fitting way to wrap this up.

ETA:

I should probably check the phone records, though.

 
Nice try Ray.

I agree with Soulfly here.. these wimmen are sharp. They know that if none of them speak, it is good for all of them. Therefore, the only possible conclusion is that they all got plowed.

 
Deserves some credit for commitment to the long play despite being derivative. I would have gotten bored a long time ago.

 
Don said:
Ray Karpis said:
Update:

Picked Mrs. Karpis and friends up from the airport yesterday afternoon. They had a great trip, were happy to be home, but already are talking about the next trip. I dropped Mrs. Karpis off at the house to let her drop her bags, picked up our kids from the babysitter, and then later had to make a run to the grocery store. Late yesterday evening, I got a text from one of the girls that had been on the trip. She asked me how Mrs. Karpis was feeling. I told her fine and asked why? Through a series of texts and then a brief phone call, she told me the following:

Apparently, Mrs. Karpis and her friends, after returning from their fishing trip, changed clothes and headed back out on the resort grounds. When they got back out to the resort, Mrs. Karpis had her first drink. This was around 3. They ended up playing beach volleyball with a group of guys and other girls for a while, and then things apparently started getting fuzzy for her.

According to the friend, somewhere between about 9 and 1 a.m., she distinctly remembers three guys, including a guy named Esteban announcing they had to walk to the bathroom. My wife said 'me too' and walked with them toward the bathrooms. Five or so minutes later, two of the guys came back. One of them, we'll call him 'Jorge' told the friend who called me "Hey, you should go check on Mrs. Karpis, she went into the same stall as Esteban". She laughed, because they're always doing goofy things like that. Another 15 minutes or went by, and Jorge looked and her and said "Seriously. Where are those two? They went into the same stall together." She wondered about it, but again, played it off. A few minutes later, they came walking back together. Jorge asked them what was going on and Esteban just laughed.

Later that night, my wife wasn't feeling well, as she drank way too much. She went in to the bathroom, her friend woke up a few minutes later to check on her. As she walked out of the bathroom, Mrs. Karpis said "Hey, my #### are hanging out of my bra." The friend asked how that happened, and she had no idea.

Her friend laughed it off, until she started thinking about this yesterday. That's when she texted me the details of these events. Last night, I brought this series of events up to Mrs. Karpis, and she does not remember any of it. She remebers things from the night, but does not remember going into the stall with the guy, nor does she remember anything happening. She kind of freaked out about this. I certainly wish her friend would have listened to Jorge and walked to the bathroom to check on them.

Quite honestly, this all does not sit well with me today, which is why I can't sleep. So, what's my next move?
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Depends, what color hat are you wearing?
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Nobody said anything about depends.

Yet.

 
This thread is like the Netflix original programming of the FFA. Not great but better than most of the other crap available. Season 2 will probably be a drop off.

 
Ray Karpis said:
Update:

Picked Mrs. Karpis and friends up from the airport yesterday afternoon. They had a great trip, were happy to be home, but already are talking about the next trip. I dropped Mrs. Karpis off at the house to let her drop her bags, picked up our kids from the babysitter, and then later had to make a run to the grocery store. Late yesterday evening, I got a text from one of the girls that had been on the trip. She asked me how Mrs. Karpis was feeling. I told her fine and asked why? Through a series of texts and then a brief phone call, she told me the following:

Apparently, Mrs. Karpis and her friends, after returning from their fishing trip, changed clothes and headed back out on the resort grounds. When they got back out to the resort, Mrs. Karpis had her first drink. This was around 3. They ended up playing beach volleyball with a group of guys and other girls for a while, and then things apparently started getting fuzzy for her.

According to the friend, somewhere between about 9 and 1 a.m., she distinctly remembers three guys, including a guy named Esteban announcing they had to walk to the bathroom. My wife said 'me too' and walked with them toward the bathrooms. Five or so minutes later, two of the guys came back. One of them, we'll call him 'Jorge' told the friend who called me "Hey, you should go check on Mrs. Karpis, she went into the same stall as Esteban". She laughed, because they're always doing goofy things like that. Another 15 minutes or went by, and Jorge looked and her and said "Seriously. Where are those two? They went into the same stall together." She wondered about it, but again, played it off. A few minutes later, they came walking back together. Jorge asked them what was going on and Esteban just laughed.

Later that night, my wife wasn't feeling well, as she drank way too much. She went in to the bathroom, her friend woke up a few minutes later to check on her. As she walked out of the bathroom, Mrs. Karpis said "Hey, my #### are hanging out of my bra." The friend asked how that happened, and she had no idea.

Her friend laughed it off, until she started thinking about this yesterday. That's when she texted me the details of these events. Last night, I brought this series of events up to Mrs. Karpis, and she does not remember any of it. She remebers things from the night, but does not remember going into the stall with the guy, nor does she remember anything happening. She kind of freaked out about this. I certainly wish her friend would have listened to Jorge and walked to the bathroom to check on them.

Quite honestly, this all does not sit well with me today, which is why I can't sleep. So, what's my next move?
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Prepare to welcome Esteban Jr. or little Maria into your family.

Sounds like Esteban is a Bill Cosby fan.

You have my sympathies. Drug rape is inexcusable regardless of the reckless behavior of the victim.

I too like fishing. Caught a nice catfish just last week.

 
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I laughed way too hard at that update. I can't be the only one that was reading that going..... I've heard this before..... what TV show was that...... I know it was something....... wait! That was a thread here.

Solid.

 
Yankee23Fan said:
I laughed way too hard at that update. I can't be the only one that was reading that going..... I've heard this before..... what TV show was that...... I know it was something....... wait! That was a thread here.

Solid.
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Well, when you've seen Juan, you've seen them all.

 
Scoresman said:
https://www.facebook.com/EstebansChorizo?fref=photo

:whistle:
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Ghost sausage.

Like what amputees experience when they loose a limb.

That yearning, nagging nibbling feeling at the back of your throat...now you know what it is. It's not throat cancer. You miss my sausage, in your mouth; it's magnitude filling you entirely, satisfying every taste bud you have to offer.

Limited stock available. $15 / pack (6 sausages).

You've got this.
Jesus.. that's how he promotes?

 
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