Two ###hole Drivers Cause a Crash With a Semi-Truck (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

I took the city bus the other day. It was almost completely full.

There was one seat open but this jerkoff had his backpack on it. I asked him to move it so I could sit down but he ignored me. I asked him again very nicely...this time he not only didn't move his backpack he put his foot on the seat too.

I couldn't believe the nerve of this guy. Finally I pulled out my 9 and started shooting rounds into the window right above him.

I guess that scared the bus driver. He swerved and ran over 4 or 5 pedestrians.

Mr. Backpack Jerk killed people. I hope he's happy.

eerily similar to the truck and camaro... strange.

I had to read it twice because I thought he was actually talking about the Camaro.

 

[Tom Servo]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:

Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

 

[The General]

Hard to believe a guy in an enormous truck and a guy driving a camaro both drive like #######s. Pretty low odds on that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:

Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm not sure the semi did anything wrong. What was he supposed to do? It's not like he can speed up and slow down easily. I'm guessing he was just trucking along at his normal speed while the pickup truck was matching he speed. No matter what the semi did, the pickup truck driver was going to match his speed.

LAY OFF THE SEMI DRIVER OR PM'S WILL BE SENT OUT.

 

[The General]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

 

[beavers]

I'm not sure the semi did anything wrong. What was he supposed to do? It's not like he can speed up and slow down easily. I'm guessing he was just trucking along at his normal speed while the pickup truck was matching he speed. No matter what the semi did, the pickup truck driver was going to match his speed.

LAY OFF THE SEMI DRIVER OR PM'S WILL BE SENT OUT.

I hate the arrogance of the semi driver. #######.

He was such a show off, that he had to keep driving in the grass. Just stop the truck already.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

Good point.

The other day one of my students was goofing off. When I told him to knock it off he kept doing it.

If he hadn't been misbehaving I wouldn't have punched him in the face. 12% his fault.

 

[The General]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

Good point.

The other day one of my students was goofing off. When I told him to knock it off he kept doing it.

If he hadn't been misbehaving I wouldn't have punched him in the face. 12% his fault.

I liked your backpack/bus one better for analogies that don't quite work.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Camaro driver is an ####### for the shoulder move, but I hope the pickup truck driver eats a huge bag of ####... People like him should lose their licenses. The guy wants to go fast, get the #### out of the way you ####### #######!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

Good point.

The other day one of my students was goofing off. When I told him to knock it off he kept doing it.

If he hadn't been misbehaving I wouldn't have punched him in the face. 12% his fault.

I liked your backpack/bus one better for analogies that don't quite work.

Explain to me how they don't work?

 

[The General]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

Good point.

The other day one of my students was goofing off. When I told him to knock it off he kept doing it.

If he hadn't been misbehaving I wouldn't have punched him in the face. 12% his fault.

I liked your backpack/bus one better for analogies that don't quite work.

Explain to me how they don't work?

In one a guy is on a bus, the other is you and a student.

The incident we are talking about was people driving.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the people blaming the guy in the pick-up. Yeah, he was being a tool but the Camaro driver is 100% to blame for the crash.

Blame rankings:Camaro

Pickup truck

Semi-truck

The Camaro was the one that cause the crash. The truck driver(s) are only guilty of being jerkish.

Truck guy needs to get over. Insane Camaro guy doesn't go on shoulder if that happens.Camaro guy will be going to jail.

Good point.

The other day one of my students was goofing off. When I told him to knock it off he kept doing it.

If he hadn't been misbehaving I wouldn't have punched him in the face. 12% his fault.

I liked your backpack/bus one better for analogies that don't quite work.

Explain to me how they don't work?

In one a guy is on a bus, the other is you and a student.

The incident we are talking about was people driving.

 

[RBM]

Anyone else bumping Lamar Miller based on that 43% stat?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fault meter:

SUV driver 62%

Bus driver 32%

Stupid kids 6%

 

[Scoresman]

Fault meter:

SUV driver 62%

Bus driver 32%

Stupid kids 6%

What about the stupid parents for not teaching their kids to look before stepping out onto the street? Or for raising their kids in a podunk town that still has school busses?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fault meter:

SUV driver 62%

Bus driver 32%

Stupid kids 6%

What about the stupid parents for not teaching their kids to look before stepping out onto the street? Or for raising their kids in a podunk town that still has school busses?

Or the totalitarian government that forces kids to be brainwashed.

 

[The General]

Fault meter:

SUV driver 62%

Bus driver 32%

Stupid kids 6%

Stupid kids needs to be upped.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just going to assume that the dude in the white car probably had to sit through an extra cycle or two because people in front of him didn't go through the green light fast enough.

Only 67% his fault.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm just going to assume that the dude in the white car probably had to sit through an extra cycle or two because people in front of him didn't go through the green light fast enough.

Only 67% his fault.

I can't tell if you're really not getting it or just trying to be funny. I hope it's the latter.

 

[Scoresman]

I'm just going to assume that the dude in the white car probably had to sit through an extra cycle or two because people in front of him didn't go through the green light fast enough.

Only 67% his fault.

This wouldnt have happened if my idea of employing the homeless to manually run stoplights was put into action.

 

[sbonomo]

I'm just going to assume that the dude in the white car probably had to sit through an extra cycle or two because people in front of him didn't go through the green light fast enough.

Only 67% his fault.

What the heck is wrong with people

 

[pats3in4]

LOL at "Leeeeeeroy Red Light!"