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Typical Jobs of a Homemaker? (1 Viewer)

I am pg with #10.
We both like having sex
Take a break, would ya!
You guys are never happy. If a wife doesn't put out enough you scream get some side poon or get divorced. If a wife puts out a lot you say to take a break. Please let me know when you decide what is the appropriate amount.
Whenever I put the moves on is the proper amount. Not any other time.
You never want her to initiate? Or has that just never happened?

 
I am pg with #10.
We both like having sex
Take a break, would ya!
You guys are never happy. If a wife doesn't put out enough you scream get some side poon or get divorced. If a wife puts out a lot you say to take a break. Please let me know when you decide what is the appropriate amount.
Whenever I put the moves on is the proper amount. Not any other time.
You never want her to initiate? Or has that just never happened?
Sometimes she initiates. But I like it best when I initiate. Take this morning, for example, she was on her period. now, that doesn't dissuade me at all. at 5:30am I'm axing her if she wants to get the red towel.... she says no, her leg hurts (something to do with menstruation). i work it and work it... by 6:45 am, she was saying "yes". TMI, I know.

 
I am pg with #10.
We both like having sex
Take a break, would ya!
You guys are never happy. If a wife doesn't put out enough you scream get some side poon or get divorced. If a wife puts out a lot you say to take a break. Please let me know when you decide what is the appropriate amount.
Whenever I put the moves on is the proper amount. Not any other time.
You never want her to initiate? Or has that just never happened?
Sometimes she initiates. But I like it best when I initiate. Take this morning, for example, she was on her period. now, that doesn't dissuade me at all. at 5:30am I'm axing her if she wants to get the red towel.... she says no, her leg hurts (something to do with menstruation). i work it and work it... by 6:45 am, she was saying "yes". TMI, I know.
Well then put the red dot in the calendar! Glad you had a nice morning.

 
I am pg with #10.
We both like having sex
Take a break, would ya!
You guys are never happy. If a wife doesn't put out enough you scream get some side poon or get divorced. If a wife puts out a lot you say to take a break. Please let me know when you decide what is the appropriate amount.
Whenever I put the moves on is the proper amount. Not any other time.
You never want her to initiate? Or has that just never happened?
Sometimes she initiates. But I like it best when I initiate. Take this morning, for example, she was on her period. now, that doesn't dissuade me at all. at 5:30am I'm axing her if she wants to get the red towel.... she says no, her leg hurts (something to do with menstruation). i work it and work it... by 6:45 am, she was saying "yes". TMI, I know.
Well then put the red dot in the calendar! Glad you had a nice morning.
red dot! :thumbup:

 

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