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Wait? I can't bring my AR-15 in with me to Chili's? (1 Viewer)

Henry Ford said:
datonn said:
Freelove said:
timschochet said:
The very last one, a mother with a baby stroller and an AR-15 strapped to her back...I just don't understand.
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You know how many women reported having their babies stolen from them while they were pushing strollers in broad daylight last year? You know how many of them had semi-automatic air cooled rifles strapped to their backs when it happened? Way less, I bet.
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Post of the thread so far. :clap: I love playing paint ball when I can. Particularly when I can get out in the woods and get my "sniper" on and/or shimmy forward on all fours along the bottom of some creek bed to sneak up on folks and paint them all sorts of pretty colors. :) That said, that's the closest I'll ever come to carrying a gun. And if we're talking about accuracy from 7 meters? I could easily break someone's jaw and knock them unconscious firing a Katana or a Boss (disc golf disc) at them from that range. Heck, embed some sharp blades on the end of one of those suckers, and they'll have 4-5 deep puncture wounds to try and overcome with their gun. That is, if it wouldn't slice their jugular wide open if it got them in the neck. Something moving 55-60+ MPH with a profile of under a half-inch? That's a bad day for the person on the other end of it. I've seen someone hit from 110 yards out with one of those (time enough to slow down in-flight), and it still broke their jaw and TKOed them before they hit the ground. Hard to draw and fire when you're unconscious and broken/bleeding on the ground. :shrug:
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Why would you be carrying a Frisbee with blades embedded in it?
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Haven't you heard? It's the Obamaclypse! And all of "them" are out to get us. Hide yer wimmens and form yer posses before someone else blows yer brains out and steals all yer supplies from yer bunkers!!! [/sarcasm]

 
datonn said:
I love playing paint ball when I can. Particularly when I can get out in the woods and get my "sniper" on and/or shimmy forward on all fours along the bottom of some creek bed to sneak up on folks and paint them all sorts of pretty colors. :) That said, that's the closest I'll ever come to carrying a gun. And if we're talking about accuracy from 7 meters? I could easily break someone's jaw and knock them unconscious firing a Katana or a Boss (disc golf disc) at them from that range. Heck, embed some sharp blades on the end of one of those suckers, and they'll have 4-5 deep puncture wounds to try and overcome with their gun. That is, if it wouldn't slice their jugular wide open if it got them in the neck. Something moving 55-60+ MPH with a profile of under a half-inch? That's a bad day for the person on the other end of it. I've seen someone hit from 110 yards out with one of those (time enough to slow down in-flight), and it still broke their jaw and TKOed them before they hit the ground. Hard to draw and fire when you're unconscious and broken/bleeding on the ground. :shrug:
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You might want to sit down and talk with a professional sometime....soon.

I, for one, am glad you don't carry. :unsure:

 
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datonn said:
Henry Ford said:
datonn said:
Freelove said:
timschochet said:
The very last one, a mother with a baby stroller and an AR-15 strapped to her back...I just don't understand.
Click to expand...
You know how many women reported having their babies stolen from them while they were pushing strollers in broad daylight last year? You know how many of them had semi-automatic air cooled rifles strapped to their backs when it happened? Way less, I bet.
Click to expand...
Post of the thread so far. :clap: I love playing paint ball when I can. Particularly when I can get out in the woods and get my "sniper" on and/or shimmy forward on all fours along the bottom of some creek bed to sneak up on folks and paint them all sorts of pretty colors. :) That said, that's the closest I'll ever come to carrying a gun. And if we're talking about accuracy from 7 meters? I could easily break someone's jaw and knock them unconscious firing a Katana or a Boss (disc golf disc) at them from that range. Heck, embed some sharp blades on the end of one of those suckers, and they'll have 4-5 deep puncture wounds to try and overcome with their gun. That is, if it wouldn't slice their jugular wide open if it got them in the neck. Something moving 55-60+ MPH with a profile of under a half-inch? That's a bad day for the person on the other end of it. I've seen someone hit from 110 yards out with one of those (time enough to slow down in-flight), and it still broke their jaw and TKOed them before they hit the ground. Hard to draw and fire when you're unconscious and broken/bleeding on the ground. :shrug:
Click to expand...
Why would you be carrying a Frisbee with blades embedded in it?
Click to expand...
Haven't you heard? It's the Obamaclypse! And all of "them" are out to get us. Hide yer wimmens and form yer posses before someone else blows yer brains out and steals all yer supplies from yer bunkers!!! [/sarcasm]
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I believe strongly in the 2nd Amendment, but I do think Obama should take your Road Warrior frisbee away from you.

 
Henry Ford said:
datonn said:
Henry Ford said:
datonn said:
Freelove said:
timschochet said:
The very last one, a mother with a baby stroller and an AR-15 strapped to her back...I just don't understand.
Click to expand...
You know how many women reported having their babies stolen from them while they were pushing strollers in broad daylight last year? You know how many of them had semi-automatic air cooled rifles strapped to their backs when it happened? Way less, I bet.
Click to expand...
Post of the thread so far. :clap: I love playing paint ball when I can. Particularly when I can get out in the woods and get my "sniper" on and/or shimmy forward on all fours along the bottom of some creek bed to sneak up on folks and paint them all sorts of pretty colors. :) That said, that's the closest I'll ever come to carrying a gun. And if we're talking about accuracy from 7 meters? I could easily break someone's jaw and knock them unconscious firing a Katana or a Boss (disc golf disc) at them from that range. Heck, embed some sharp blades on the end of one of those suckers, and they'll have 4-5 deep puncture wounds to try and overcome with their gun. That is, if it wouldn't slice their jugular wide open if it got them in the neck. Something moving 55-60+ MPH with a profile of under a half-inch? That's a bad day for the person on the other end of it. I've seen someone hit from 110 yards out with one of those (time enough to slow down in-flight), and it still broke their jaw and TKOed them before they hit the ground. Hard to draw and fire when you're unconscious and broken/bleeding on the ground. :shrug:
Click to expand...
Why would you be carrying a Frisbee with blades embedded in it?
Click to expand...
Haven't you heard? It's the Obamaclypse! And all of "them" are out to get us. Hide yer wimmens and form yer posses before someone else blows yer brains out and steals all yer supplies from yer bunkers!!! [/sarcasm]
Click to expand...
I believe strongly in the 2nd Amendment, but I do think Obama should take your Road Warrior frisbee away from you.
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Why do you hate America?

 
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