Welker suspended 4 games for PEDs (1 Viewer)

[Dr. Octopus]

A rolling tide bumps all paddles.

tide gets your whites white

 

[metoo]

I don't believe it was Molly. But Molly sounds better than the alternative.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Good news for me. The Welker owner in my league got scared off and dropped him today for some reason.. I jumped all over it and put in my waiver claim for him.

Well at least some good news came out of all of this.

 

[Premier]

Man when he was passing out that money I woulda kept going up to Welker, getting a hundred and then circling around to get another hundred like I do at Costco when they have the good sausage samples.

I usually yell "hey babe do you want one" to my wife who is 5 aisles and 300 feet away and when she doesn't respond I take her sample too and eat it but not in front of the old lady because I don't want to look like a pig.

That's what I would have done with Welker. Maybe I would've had to do the take your hat off the first time and leave it on the second time trick but probably not. He was on Mollys after all.

 

[Dondante]

Good news for me. The Welker owner in my league got scared off and dropped him today for some reason.. I jumped all over it and put in my waiver claim for him.

Well at least some good news came out of all of this.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Man when he was passing out that money I woulda kept going up to Welker, getting a hundred and then circling around to get another hundred like I do at Costco when they have the good sausage samples.

I usually yell "hey babe do you want one" to my wife who is 5 aisles and 300 feet away and when she doesn't respond I take her sample too and eat it but not in front of the old lady because I don't want to look like a pig.

That's what I would have done with Welker. Maybe I would've had to do the take your hat off the first time and leave it on the second time trick but probably not. He was on Mollys after all.

SWC is this you?

 

[fatness]

Surprise, surprise. Welker says someone might have spiked his drink.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_26454229/wes-welker-suspended-4-games-taking-banned-substance

 

[DoubleG]

Surprise, surprise. Welker says someone might have spiked his drink.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_26454229/wes-welker-suspended-4-games-taking-banned-substance

He's just trying to put his best foot forward.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Once a cheater (a Patriot), always a cheater.

 

[whitem0nkey]

I worry about players on serious narcotics. They're not thinking right.

Meet Mr. Ellis.

"He pitched wildly through all nine innings, walking eight and hitting a batter, but managed to pitch a no-hitter in a 2-0 victory."

I would love to watch that whole performance.

 

[Mile High]

Surprise, surprise. Welker says someone might have spiked his drink.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_26454229/wes-welker-suspended-4-games-taking-banned-substance

It was Gisele. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Vector]

In a related story, Peyton Manning now seems to have also failed a drug test for PED's. The aging quarterback tested positive for Viagra according to reports. The league office is considering its options regarding Manning.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

somebody slipped him a Mickey, or a Molly..........whatever. yeah Right

 

[[icon]]

Real quick:

Molly is another name for MDMA, ecstacy, whatever.

Amphetamine not SUPPOSED to be part of it, but it usually is.

The last MA actually stands for methylamphentamine

You are correct. I think what he means is players take "mollys" thinking they are pure whatever and many times a real "narcotic" is mixed more than some folks may realize. You're not picking these up at Walgreens, instead its Salsbeans and you never know what you're gonna get there.

This is an MOP alias isn't it?

Have you ever taken MDMA/Molly? Been around it? I have.. and it's pretty much never cut with a "narcotic". Other stimulants like caffeine, meth or sometimes innocuous baking soda or aspirin are used. The point of cutting agents are to be cheap filler (to increase profitability) that either don't detract from, or mimic the effect of the primary agent. Narcotics are generally depressants and are rather costly.

 

[smapdi]

Jason Laconfora just said on Rome that he heard it was adderall which would be amphetamines on the button.

 

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Jason Laconfora just said on Rome that he heard it was adderall which would be amphetamines on the button.

Yep. Makes a ton more sense than MDMA as well.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

Real quick:

Molly is another name for MDMA, ecstacy, whatever.

Amphetamine not SUPPOSED to be part of it, but it usually is.

The last MA actually stands for methylamphentamine

You are correct. I think what he means is players take "mollys" thinking they are pure whatever and many times a real "narcotic" is mixed more than some folks may realize. You're not picking these up at Walgreens, instead its Salsbeans and you never know what you're gonna get there.

This is an MOP alias isn't it?

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Was it the walgreens reference?

 

[Vector]

somebody slipped him a Mickey, or a Molly..........whatever. yeah Right

Lucky it wasn't a roofie. He could have ended up married to a stripper.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

somebody slipped him a Mickey, or a Molly..........whatever. yeah Right

Lucky it wasn't a roofie. He could have ended up married to a stripper.

Welker is married to a former Hooters girl, close enough

 

[chauncey]

Once a cheater (a Patriot), always a cheater.

How exactly is taking a party drug during the off season cheating again? I mean I've taking aderral/Ritalin if I'm on a bender to cheat the inevitable passing out, but I'm not sure how this relates to football.