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Title says it all: what is best in life, FF-wise
Man I feel this one. I voted for the Conan answer for the lol’s, but the entire 2023 playoff run & championships my adopted team (took over in 2022) was pretty magical.I can pinpoint my single best moment. 2021 FF Championship. I am down by 6 with less than a minute remaining in the Monday Night game. Then this happens and I take the crown...
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That is a beautiful answer. Following a long you really do get a small sense for who all these people are who journey into the NFL trying to fulfill their lifelong dream. It's interesting and often quite dramatic to see how it shakes out for all of them because they are all big, strong, fast, etc. so it's not about that. It's about grit, commitment, luck and maybe even something else that we can't quite put our fingers on.None of the above. I actually like that I just wind up learning what I learn about the game. I'm able to discuss it at a pretty deep fan level even if I'll probably never get the X's and O's (which I get the sneaking suspicion is really necessary to really know the game) of it. But knowing all the players and where they play—how good they are and what they do and function as to their team is nice.
The one thing it does do is make me realize how few guys make it and how hard so many of them work only to not quite achieve what they want to achieve. Their unfulfilled journey sort of bolsters me and puts it in perspective when I put in a ton of work to FF and it doesn't go like I want. I honestly think of them and how in their own minds and souls their journey must feel so crucial and so vital—and to us it's a distant proposition and we're potentially unfeeling about all the hard work, blood, guts, sweat, and effort. I'm able to sort of feel their humanity when I think about it that way and it helps keep my own FF exploits in perspective. A lot of people put a lot into this and it's not about me at all. It's the game.
So, heck, FF is a little bit of a life lesson if you look at it with a considered perspective. You're gonna work your *** off at it, but once you get to a high enough level of competition you're going to fail most of the time. That's just the way it is. You hit the ultimate goal and won't get the ultimate satisfaction. That guy holding the trophy went on a run, dammit! He was 6-6 and not even filling in his lineup Week Eight and I know he just read Yahoo! two minutes before the draft while I . . .
How's that for getting heavy on a light-hearted question. FF is life, bro!!!
That is a beautiful answer. Following a long you really do get a small sense for who all these people are who journey into the NFL trying to fulfill their lifelong dream. It's interesting and often quite dramatic to see how it shakes out for all of them because they are all big, strong, fast, etc. so it's not about that. It's about grit, commitment, luck and maybe even something else that we can't quite put our fingers on.
That is a great feeling - wish I’d included that as an option. Solid.Being totally prepared for Draft Night, you don't have to own it but being aware and not caught by surprise
I won a championship in my home IDP league - I forget which year, but the LCG was on Xmas eve & we had a football game? I had a LB & my opponent a DL.I've never actually heard the lamentation of women. I respect Conan so much it has to be that option. Ha ha
Hilarious. Most may or may not know what this phrase specifically means. It's not a sexual thing or anything. It's literally your fantasy team has caused your opponents so much pain that his wife begins to grieve in sorrow. Like causes his spouse sorrow. Bwahahahaha. That's how I roll....I won a championship in my home IDP league - I forget which year, but the LCG was on Xmas eve & we had a football game? I had a LB & my opponent a DL.I've never actually heard the lamentation of women. I respect Conan so much it has to be that option. Ha ha
With less than a min left in the game, my LB chased a dude out of bounds and was awarded the cheapest tackle of all time. He was like 2 yards behind the dude.
I won by .02 points.
The guy I beat still brings it up every draft, & his wife mentioned it to me at a get-together a couple years back. That’s probably as close as I’ll get to hearing the lamentations of their women.
Conan taught me many things as a young child.It's literally your fantasy team has caused your opponents so much pain that his wife begins to grieve in sorrow.
It's tougher to do these days because of all the info out there and so many hives if you will that it seems every player has some herald but yeah getting that big sleeper to pay off is the best feeling IMO. I think fantasy football is about getting to say, "I was right."I really enjoy landing those less-heralded rookies in dynasty leagues that turn into great players. ARSB, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson, Aaron Jones come to mind.
My league credibility soared when I snagged Puka in the 5th in a couple of leagues.It's tougher to do these days because of all the info out there and so many hives if you will that it seems every player has some herald but yeah getting that big sleeper to pay off is the best feeling IMO. I think fantasy football is about getting to say, "I was right."I really enjoy landing those less-heralded rookies in dynasty leagues that turn into great players. ARSB, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson, Aaron Jones come to mind.
I would love a dynasty “I told you so” team of Hurts, Bucky Irving, Kyren, Amon Ra, Puka, Nico. I might like that more than even winnings title lol.My league credibility soared when I snagged Puka in the 5th in a couple of leagues.It's tougher to do these days because of all the info out there and so many hives if you will that it seems every player has some herald but yeah getting that big sleeper to pay off is the best feeling IMO. I think fantasy football is about getting to say, "I was right."I really enjoy landing those less-heralded rookies in dynasty leagues that turn into great players. ARSB, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson, Aaron Jones come to mind.
I still look at one league member with respect for their flag planting on Mahomes in his 2018 50 TD season. I never saw it coming. He crushed 2 redraft leagues with that late round pick.
Ironically that team would probably also win titles.I would love a dynasty “I told you so” team of Hurts, Bucky Irving, Kyren, Amon Ra, Puka, Nico. I might like that more than even winnings title lol.My league credibility soared when I snagged Puka in the 5th in a couple of leagues.It's tougher to do these days because of all the info out there and so many hives if you will that it seems every player has some herald but yeah getting that big sleeper to pay off is the best feeling IMO. I think fantasy football is about getting to say, "I was right."I really enjoy landing those less-heralded rookies in dynasty leagues that turn into great players. ARSB, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson, Aaron Jones come to mind.
I still look at one league member with respect for their flag planting on Mahomes in his 2018 50 TD season. I never saw it coming. He crushed 2 redraft leagues with that late round pick.
My league credibility soared when I snagged Puka in the 5th in a couple of leagues.It's tougher to do these days because of all the info out there and so many hives if you will that it seems every player has some herald but yeah getting that big sleeper to pay off is the best feeling IMO. I think fantasy football is about getting to say, "I was right."I really enjoy landing those less-heralded rookies in dynasty leagues that turn into great players. ARSB, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson, Aaron Jones come to mind.
I still look at one league member with respect for their flag planting on Mahomes in his 2018 50 TD season. I never saw it coming. He crushed 2 redraft leagues with that late round pick.
Man, crazy but almost the same exact experience and I consider that my single greatest fantasy play.I can pinpoint my single best moment. 2021 FF Championship. I am down by 6 with less than a minute remaining in the Monday Night game. Then this happens and I take the crown...
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I settled for Brandon Jacobs victories, but so be it.victory BJs
I'm guessing. Still haven't convinced the wife to agree to such a side bet.
You are way too eloquent than any of us could hope to be. Don’t mean to shrink down your post to the bolded, but to me it’s all about randomness. I don’t care how much anyone knows about the ins and outs of the game - randomness is king in fantasy football. And the uncertainty is what typically brings us back year after year despite how much we think we know and how much it frustrates us.None of the above. I actually like that I just wind up learning what I learn about the game. I'm able to discuss it at a pretty deep fan level even if I'll probably never get the X's and O's (which I get the sneaking suspicion is really necessary to really know the game) of it. But knowing all the players and what position and where they play—how good they are and what they do and how they function as a member of their team—is nice.
The one thing it does do is make me realize how few guys make it and how hard so many of them work only to not quite achieve what they want to achieve. Their unfulfilled journey sort of bolsters me and puts it in perspective when I put in a ton of work to FF and it doesn't go like I want it to go. I honestly think of them and how in their own minds and souls their journey must feel so crucial and so vital—and to us it's a distant proposition and we're potentially unfeeling about all the hard work, blood, guts, sweat, and effort they put into this endeavor. I'm able to sort of feel their humanity when I think about it that way, and it helps keep my own FF exploits in perspective. A lot of people put a lot into this and it's not about me at all. It's the game.
So, heck, FF is a little bit of a life lesson if you look at it with a considered perspective. You're gonna work your *** off at it, but once you get to a high enough level of competition you're going to fail most of the time. That's just the way it is. You hit the ultimate goal and won't get the ultimate satisfaction.
You’re left saying, “That guy holding the trophy went on a run, dammit! He was 6-6 and not even filling in his lineup Week Eight and I know he just read Yahoo! two minutes before the draft while I . . .”
Nah, what I do is think about that journey they took. Someone recommended a poem to me the other night. Great stuff. It is called “Ithaka” and it was written by a man named Constantine Cavafy. The story of the poem and its existence is much different than the average journey of our football heroes.
Cavafy was an obscure poet who lived in Greece, and often wrote in Greek. He lived at the turn of the century and slightly beyond, and he lived by candlelight. He was unattractive, and it was said that he would arrange his nightly candlelight so guests couldn’t totally see his face. He hated sentimentality, and was a stern and rigid poet, but he was generous person and spirit by most accounts.
Anyway, one of the few sentimental poems he ever wrote and selected for publication amazingly gets read during a national broadcast to the enormous audience attending and watching Jackie Kennedy Onassis’s funeral on television by a fellow poet who was chosen to eulogize her. It’s a stunning poem about the Ancient Greek and Homeric hero Odysseus and his journey back home to Ithaca from the Trojan War, only it is a metaphor about our journeys in life. Here you all go.
Ithaka
As you set out for Ithaka
hope your road is a long one,
full of adventure, full of discovery.
Laistrygonians, Cyclops,
angry Poseidon—don’t be afraid of them:
you’ll never find things like that on your way
as long as you keep your thoughts raised high,
as long as a rare excitement
stirs your spirit and your body.
Laistrygonians, Cyclops,
wild Poseidon—you won’t encounter them
unless you bring them along inside your soul,
unless your soul sets them up in front of you.
Hope your road is a long one.
May there be many summer mornings when,
with what pleasure, what joy,
you enter harbors you’re seeing for the first time;
may you stop at Phoenician trading stations
to buy fine things,
mother of pearl and coral, amber and ebony,
sensual perfume of every kind—
as many sensual perfumes as you can;
and may you visit many Egyptian cities
to learn and go on learning from their scholars.
Keep Ithaka always in your mind.
Arriving there is what you’re destined for.
But don’t hurry the journey at all.
Better if it lasts for years,
so you’re old by the time you reach the island,
wealthy with all you’ve gained on the way,
not expecting Ithaka to make you rich.
Ithaka gave you the marvelous journey.
Without her you wouldn't have set out.
She has nothing left to give you now.
And if you find her poor, Ithaka won’t have fooled you.
Wise as you will have become, so full of experience,
you’ll have understood by then what these Ithakas mean - C.F. Cavafy
How’s that for getting heavy on a light-hearted question. FF is life, bro!!!
That’s the old “I’d rather be lucky than good”. But of course the combination can be deadly.it’s all about randomness. I don’t care how much anyone knows about the ins and outs of the game, but randomness is king in fantasy football. And the uncertainty is what typically brings us back year after year despite how much we think we know and how much it frustrates us.
You are way too eloquent than any of us could hope to be. Don’t mean to shrink down your post to the bolded, but to me it’s all about randomness. I don’t care how much anyone knows about the ins and outs of the game - randomness is king in fantasy football. And the uncertainty is what typically brings us back year after year despite how much we think we know and how much it frustrates us.None of the above. I actually like that I just wind up learning what I learn about the game. I'm able to discuss it at a pretty deep fan level even if I'll probably never get the X's and O's (which I get the sneaking suspicion is really necessary to really know the game) of it. But knowing all the players and what position and where they play—how good they are and what they do and how they function as a member of their team—is nice.
The one thing it does do is make me realize how few guys make it and how hard so many of them work only to not quite achieve what they want to achieve. Their unfulfilled journey sort of bolsters me and puts it in perspective when I put in a ton of work to FF and it doesn't go like I want it to go. I honestly think of them and how in their own minds and souls their journey must feel so crucial and so vital—and to us it's a distant proposition and we're potentially unfeeling about all the hard work, blood, guts, sweat, and effort they put into this endeavor. I'm able to sort of feel their humanity when I think about it that way, and it helps keep my own FF exploits in perspective. A lot of people put a lot into this and it's not about me at all. It's the game.
So, heck, FF is a little bit of a life lesson if you look at it with a considered perspective. You're gonna work your *** off at it, but once you get to a high enough level of competition you're going to fail most of the time. That's just the way it is. You hit the ultimate goal and won't get the ultimate satisfaction.
You’re left saying, “That guy holding the trophy went on a run, dammit! He was 6-6 and not even filling in his lineup Week Eight and I know he just read Yahoo! two minutes before the draft while I . . .”
Nah, what I do is think about that journey they took. Someone recommended a poem to me the other night. Great stuff. It is called “Ithaka” and it was written by a man named Constantine Cavafy. The story of the poem and its existence is much different than the average journey of our football heroes.
Cavafy was an obscure poet who lived in Greece, and often wrote in Greek. He lived at the turn of the century and slightly beyond, and he lived by candlelight. He was unattractive, and it was said that he would arrange his nightly candlelight so guests couldn’t totally see his face. He hated sentimentality, and was a stern and rigid poet, but he was generous person and spirit by most accounts.
Anyway, one of the few sentimental poems he ever wrote and selected for publication amazingly gets read during a national broadcast to the enormous audience attending and watching Jackie Kennedy Onassis’s funeral on television by a fellow poet who was chosen to eulogize her. It’s a stunning poem about the Ancient Greek and Homeric hero Odysseus and his journey back home to Ithaca from the Trojan War, only it is a metaphor about our journeys in life. Here you all go.
Ithaka
As you set out for Ithaka
hope your road is a long one,
full of adventure, full of discovery.
Laistrygonians, Cyclops,
angry Poseidon—don’t be afraid of them:
you’ll never find things like that on your way
as long as you keep your thoughts raised high,
as long as a rare excitement
stirs your spirit and your body.
Laistrygonians, Cyclops,
wild Poseidon—you won’t encounter them
unless you bring them along inside your soul,
unless your soul sets them up in front of you.
Hope your road is a long one.
May there be many summer mornings when,
with what pleasure, what joy,
you enter harbors you’re seeing for the first time;
may you stop at Phoenician trading stations
to buy fine things,
mother of pearl and coral, amber and ebony,
sensual perfume of every kind—
as many sensual perfumes as you can;
and may you visit many Egyptian cities
to learn and go on learning from their scholars.
Keep Ithaka always in your mind.
Arriving there is what you’re destined for.
But don’t hurry the journey at all.
Better if it lasts for years,
so you’re old by the time you reach the island,
wealthy with all you’ve gained on the way,
not expecting Ithaka to make you rich.
Ithaka gave you the marvelous journey.
Without her you wouldn't have set out.
She has nothing left to give you now.
And if you find her poor, Ithaka won’t have fooled you.
Wise as you will have become, so full of experience,
you’ll have understood by then what these Ithakas mean - C.F. Cavafy
How’s that for getting heavy on a light-hearted question. FF is life, bro!!!
Now you’ll just do it for free? lolSince retiring this summer I feel I have too much free time on my hands, so I'll waste a good part of it on FF.....oh wait....I was doing that anyway. Now what?
The biggest Taco in a league I used to be in would literally do no research, and would show up with a 3 month old magazine he purchased on the way to the draft.I agree with you about randomness—it’s devilish
Just did a 12-team SF start-up from 1.04Having the players you want drop to you at pick 1.8 and 2.5.
Or 1.7 and 2.6
Or 1.9 and 2.4
…it fills me with joy when this happens.
I’ve stopped walking away thinking I’ve crushed a draft. Every time I think so, the players don’t work out as initially thought. I usually make my bones in waivers either way.For me, crushing the draft is the best feeling. But it takes a lot of "cooperation" from fellow drafters to get into "crush" territory. It happens. But nearly as often as I'd like.
1000% thisI’ve stopped walking away thinking I’ve crushed a draft. Every time I think so, the players don’t work out as initially thought. I usually make my bones in waivers either way.For me, crushing the draft is the best feeling. But it takes a lot of "cooperation" from fellow drafters to get into "crush" territory. It happens. But nearly as often as I'd like.
Pass. Ha ha(2nd best recent feeling: repeating as champ in that league)![]()
3rd best moment: beating @FarFromHome and others in the 1st annual SharkPool Home League Uno.Pass. Ha ha(2nd best recent feeling: repeating as champ in that league)![]()
If nothing else, it's way easier telling yourself a happy story about a draft before the season than after1000% thisI’ve stopped walking away thinking I’ve crushed a draft. Every time I think so, the players don’t work out as initially thought. I usually make my bones in waivers either way.For me, crushing the draft is the best feeling. But it takes a lot of "cooperation" from fellow drafters to get into "crush" territory. It happens. But nearly as often as I'd like.
(Redraft, of course)
I usually feel pretty good when I leave my draft (of course I got players I targeted…they’re MY rankings so of course I’m choosing players higher in MY rankings). When I look back at my draft near the end of the year, I find that I only roster a hair over half of my drafted players. Injuries, underperformance, etc lead me to out work my opponents on the waiver wire.
Only occasionally have I left a draft totally disappointed and wasn’t able to at least compete that season.
I’m lucky to have won a couple of times against board members. If not, I’d beThis has been a much more entertaining topic than I expected.![]()