What are you really good at bull####ting? (1 Viewer)

[Geezil]

Feigned interest on a message board won't count, or any variant. What can you swing intellectually in conversation?

 

[Scoresman]

I got away with being addicted to the over-the-counter nasal spray Afrin for 10 years. lotta bull####ting required there.

 

[Clifford]

Anything related to work.

 

[bentley]

All of it. Bull####ting about planning a conference tomorrow. Will also bull#### about social media, safe driving and customer service this week.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Hm, metaphysics.

Got away with that one the other night.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Chop sticks, I always look like a pro but I have no formal training.

 

[McGarnicle]

I told my wife that the statue atop the Georgia Capitol building is Famous Amos and she believed me.

 

[TheIronSheik]

For the past 20 years, I've convinced all of my employers that I actually do some kind of useful work.

 

[Parrothead]

work

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

For the past 20 years, I've convinced all of my employers that I actually do some kind of useful work.

We may be twins, aside from the pants-down bathroom slapstick.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

For the past 20 years, I've convinced all of my employers that I actually do some kind of useful work.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I'm a lawyer......

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm a lawyer......

/thread

 

[shadyridr]

Work. Everyone here thinks im some tech genius. Meanwhile im just some smart guy who knows how to use google.

 

[mr roboto]

Most things honestly. In high school I had to enter some type of competition in a young business person's type organization (BPA or WSAP). Anyway, I picked the only one I could enter with no prep - extemporaneous speaking. They give you 3 topics, 10 minutes prep and you have to speak with no notes for 10-15 minutes.

I won regionals and state.

 

[shadyridr]

I once got a job with no prior experience in that field just by bull####ting my way thru the interviews. That first year at the job was rough lol

 

[Insein]

Work. Everyone here thinks im some tech genius. Meanwhile im just some smart guy who knows how to use google.

Story of my life.

 

[Soulfly3]

making girls think Im hung

.... william hung

 

[LinusMarr]

I am a pretty good BS'er to get women out of their pants haha, blouses...

 

[McGarnicle]

I told my wife that the statue atop the Georgia Capitol building is Famous Amos and she believed me.

Latest: I told my wife that KFC serves pigeon interchangeably with chicken, especially in the northeast. Specifically 40% of their "chicken" is actually pigeon, and if you're in New York or the New England states, almost all of it is pigeon. Additionally this is why they changed their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC, and officially they serve "poultry", no longer just chicken. She's never going there again.  

 

[Quint]

Oenology and viticulture.

 

[bentley]

I am a pretty good BS'er to get women out of their pants haha, blouses...

Blouses, indeed.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oenology and viticulture.

I absolutely hate wine.

 But I can act like I know every thing about wine if someone tells me to taste it.   I'm great with adjectives, yo.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Latest: I told my wife that KFC serves pigeon interchangeably with chicken, especially in the northeast. Specifically 40% of their "chicken" is actually pigeon, and if you're in New York or the New England states, almost all of it is pigeon. Additionally this is why they changed their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC, and officially they serve "poultry", no longer just chicken. She's never going there again.  

Did you let Squissy know this?

 

[Quint]

I absolutely hate wine.

 But I can act like I know every thing about wine if someone tells me to taste it.   I'm great with adjectives, yo.

"If you listen closely, you can hear the tannins in this Chardonnay."

 

[Zow]

Abstract art analysis.  I'm terrible at art and have zero interest in it but put me in a gallery and I can bull#### the artist's intent and hidden meanings with the best of them. 

 

[Zow]

I absolutely hate wine.

WTF? Seriously? Hate? 

"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."  - Pasteur

"In wine, there is truth." - Pliny the Elder

"Wine makes all things possible."  - George RR Martin

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

"What wine goes with Captain Crunch?" - George Carlin

 

[jon_mx]

For the past 20 years, I've convinced all of my employers that I actually do some kind of useful work.

Is there a story behind Shiek's disappearance?   One of the better ones.