What is something that drunk you would do that sober you never would? (1 Viewer)

[Willie Neslon]

For me it's karaoke. Couldn't imagine getting up there without a few drinks. Give me a steady diet of beer and suddenly I'm fearless and Neil Diamond.

Will save some time for the guys who are going to post "fat girls". Just type "#6" and that means fat girls.

 

[Hov34]

#69

 

[TLEF316]

Gotta be drunk to dance. I have zero rhythm and no confidence in my skills. Booze helps

 

[comfortably numb]

your mom

 

[snore]

Eat white castle and like it.

 

[RealReactions]

Text my ex

 

[parasaurolophus]

put my ballsack on an LSU fan

 

[Wrigley]

Drugs, lots and lots of drugs.

 

[Guest]

Get a DUI.

Never had one, just saying that's something I would never get sober.

 

[Willie Neslon]

your mom

#7 for future reference

 

[drunken slob]

Spray the walls

 

[James Daulton]

Engage Tim in a political debate.

 

[MikeIke]

Eat white castle and like it.

You shut your whore mouth!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

A fatty

 

[Willie Neslon]

CBS trying to sell this as a "good game". Give me a break.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Post in the wrong thread.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Write a sentence like that.

 

[top dog]

I've had a few incidents where after a night of drinking where I got into it with guys who still had ties on at 3 am. For whatever reason, if I'm liquored up and I run across a guy at one of the all night restaurants who is still wearing a tie, I have a problem with that. Not sure what that is about.

 

[Eminence]

Eat white castle and like it.

You shut your whore mouth!

I've been sleeping on this guy. MikeIke has been bringing the goods this past week.

 

[chauncey]

Spend $200 on slot machines after the tables closed because there was a Triple Crown winner today and that means I am going to win thousands gambling!

Bang a chick on the wrong side of 2 bills.

Snort cocaine off a Vegas stripper's labia.

Toss my gf's salad.

Send texts to exes.

Take a "nap" in the bushes in front of Time Out.

Dance.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I've had a few incidents where after a night of drinking where I got into it with guys who still had ties on at 3 am. For whatever reason, if I'm liquored up and I run across a guy at one of the all night restaurants who is still wearing a tie, I have a problem with that. Not sure what that is about.

We used to call those guys "suitboy." Feel free to use that - they love it.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Reply to this topic.

 

[Rirruto]

Raw dog bar skanks.

 

[Righetti]

Spend $200 on slot machines after the tables closed because there was a Triple Crown winner today and that means I am going to win thousands gambling!

Bang a chick on the wrong side of 2 bills.

Snort cocaine off a Vegas stripper's labia.

Toss my gf's salad.

Send texts to exes.

Take a "nap" in the bushes in front of Time Out.

Dance.

That was a hell of a night

 

[marshall88]

Write a sentence like that.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Write a sentence like that.

I had to fit the damn thing in the space provided.

 

[McGarnicle]

Make out with SIL.

 

[NCCommish]

Chain smoke. The only time I touch cigarettes is when I am drunk. And I go all in.

 

[ChiefD]

Make out with BIL.

Weird.

 

[Guest]

Discuss politics or religion at a party.

 

[tommyboy]

For me it's karaoke. Couldn't imagine getting up there without a few drinks. Give me a steady diet of beer and suddenly I'm fearless and Neil Diamond.

Will save some time for the guys who are going to post "fat girls". Just type "#6" and that means fat girls.

How much time do you have?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Act like I'm a contributing member of society.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Post here

 

[Christo]

Chain smoke. The only time I touch cigarettes is when I am drunk. And I go all in.

With me it's cigars. And I always regret it.

 

[Guest]

Chain smoke. The only time I touch cigarettes is when I am drunk. And I go all in.

With me it's cigars. And I always regret it.

I thought your answer might be skinny chicks. Good to know.

 

[Zow]

Gotta be drunk to dance. I have zero rhythm and no confidence in my skills. Booze helps

Same here.

 

[El Floppo]

Throw up from drinking too much

 

[Parmcat]

Get into a bar brawl....

I have been in exactly 2 fights in my life, and both were with buddies, both included home coming and the other schools football team. and both times, after some punches were thrown, we were running from the cops

 

[Willie Neslon]

Fat chick

#6!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Kill a guy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just kidding, I'd totally do that sober. I'd just plan it better.

 

[glock]

Write a sentence like that.

I had to fit the damn thing in the space provided.

That's what he said...

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

For me it's karaoke. Couldn't imagine getting up there without a few drinks. Give me a steady diet of beer and suddenly I'm fearless and Neil Diamond.

Will save some time for the guys who are going to post "fat girls". Just type "#6" and that means fat girls.

What's your go-to Neil Diamond song?

 

[bucksoh]

Sleep in the gutter on a side of the road.

 

[Parrothead]

pass out at 3 in the afternoon

 

[Wrigley]

Make out with SIL.

:yuk:

 

[shadyridr]

I've had a few incidents where after a night of drinking where I got into it with guys who still had ties on at 3 am. For whatever reason, if I'm liquored up and I run across a guy at one of the all night restaurants who is still wearing a tie, I have a problem with that. Not sure what that is about.

Ive done that too

 

[Pinkerton]

Hump my wife

ETA: #6

 

[shadyridr]

not reach completion

 

[James Daulton]

For me it's karaoke. Couldn't imagine getting up there without a few drinks. Give me a steady diet of beer and suddenly I'm fearless and Neil Diamond.

Will save some time for the guys who are going to post "fat girls". Just type "#6" and that means fat girls.

What's your go-to Neil Diamond song?

"song sung blue..."