What is the laziest thing you have ever seen or done? (1 Viewer)

[CletiusMaximus]

help please

 

[Parrothead]

i've sat down to pee on occassion

 

[Grey Pilgrim]

Laziest thing I've ever done?  Probably go like four years between posts on this forum...

 

[Osaurus]

I didn't feel like walking up to the local carnival when I was a kid so I stole my neighbor's bike.  I dumped it in a dugout and enjoyed the carnival until I got bored.  I ran into the same friend's dad and got a ride home from him.  Regrets...I have a few...

 

[Rick James]

My wife and I were coming up on the end of our lease on the condo we were renting. I didn't feel like doing a deep clean (to get security deposit back) so I just bought the condo instead.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Our microwave has one of those plates that spins around.  The other day I saw my daughter add two seconds to the timer after it beeped because she wanted her mug to cycle around to the front of the microwave where she could reach it without getting up from her chair.

 

[yellowdog]

Our microwave has one of those plates that spins around.  The other day I saw my daughter add two seconds to the timer after it beeped because she wanted her mug to cycle around to the front of the microwave where she could reach it without getting up from her chair.

That's a proud father moment.

 

[Spike]

I just asked my husband this question and he said "This one time I just married this chick because she had a lot of crap and I was too lazy to move it out of my house."

How nice. 

True romance.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

wiping my hands on the dog because I didn't want to get up and grab a paper towel

LOL. Dogs can be so useful.