fiancee tells me that her parents are getting me a gift certificate to my favorite beer store.
she says: "my parents think you're an alcoholic"
me:
her: "seriously"
me:

because you told them to buy me a $20 gift certificate to a liquor store?

it's better than the candle they gave me last year
her:

"i told them you like to drink different kinds of beer. so you buy them 1 or 2 at a time instead of buying a case of Miller or something. they think that's wierd. they think you drink too much."
me:

you did tell them that i have
maybe a 6-pack total on the weekends, right?
her: "yeah. they think that those wierd beers are stronger and that you should be drinking Miller or Bud or something."