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What kind of beer is everyone drinking tonight? (1 Viewer)

Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
My dad left a PBR on the picnic table when I was 4. I guess I was on the swing set until I passed out that day.
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
 
Skylord said:
The Gator said:
nase said:
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and we have action..all you thugs out west?
:thumbup:
Yep. Los Angeles. Regularguy and Trout are east coast
I was west coast last week, #####!!!!!!!!!
Send me some of that whiskey barrel aged IPA and we'll call it even
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
:yawn:
 
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Updated odds:Kilgore 2-1Gator 4-5FatMax 3-1Mr Furley 1000-1Bax 7-1Tiptop 7-1Skylord 10-1Nucular George (taken off the board)3'Cs 8-1Fullback Fro 3-1We will honor all bets placed at the 100-1 odd mark, as that was a mistake by the oddsmakers.
:hey: Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
:hey: [Wingnut] Reaper Redemption Red Ale, #####es! [/Wingnut]
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
:yawn:
OK. Just sayin', that's all.
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
:yawn:
OK. Just sayin', that's all.
I know...just bustin ballz GB :hifive:
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
Oh yeah...well my mom used to feed me beer in my bottle instead of milk. :P
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
:yawn:
OK. Just sayin', that's all.
I know...just bustin ballz GB :hifive:
:yes: Nite nite. Enjoy the buzz. :bye:
 
Wingnut said:
Nucular George said:
Wingnut said:
Kilgore Trout said:
Wingnut said:
Am I wearing my invisible ####in shirt or something?!?!?!?!?!
This is early for you isn't it?10-1.
Vital stats:Age: 36First full beer consumed: 1982Height: 6'2"Weight: 210Eyes: BedroomPersonal record for # of beers in a 24 hour period: more than 24, but not sure how many moreLast time puked from beer: circa 1998
You were like 12 when you had your first?!?!? Weenie. 1978 for me. I was 7. GB Germans for not being shy about giving beere to minors back in the 70s.
No, first FULL beer. My dad gave me hits from his beers all the time when I was like 5-6 years old...He had a beer can collection that he ended up selling for 100K+ when he sold it after the divorce....He used to do can trades with other collectors from all over the world...He used to open the cans from the bottom (so they would look full) and dump out 20-30 cases of beer per week so he could trade the cans...The neighbors thought he was crazy.I was exposed to rediculous amounts of beer at an early age....its in my blood.
Um.....that was my first full beer. 7 yrs old. Lived in Germany. Had a whole 16oz bottle of the Fatherland full version of Lowenbrau. Got home a block away a while later and fell asleep in the entry hallway. My mom scooped me up into bed and I woke up with a huge headache the next day.
Oh yeah...well my mom used to feed me beer in my bottle instead of milk. :P
If it were Gator saying this, I'd believe it. You? Not so much.
 

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