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[hagmania]

I have a not-insignificant amount of anxiety with figuring out what people mean. Inside jokes ruin me.

It's pretty self-explanatory when you read these: Thread #1. Thread #2.

Reminds me of my Mornington Crescent years. :glorydays:

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

This has been discussed in the past, you are the real Henry Ford.

 

[northern exposure]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

C'mon don't be modest. Em is your biggest fan. And I mean that in the Kathy Bates in Misery kind of way.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

Yeah, right. Largest comtributor to his thread got the compliment of their choice. We get it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

Yeah, right. Largest comtributor to his thread got the compliment of their choice. We get it.

Eminence 527 TheIronSheik 162 jon_mx 132 fantasycurse42 118 Henry Ford 102 Rayderr 96 Premier 93 ClownCausedChaos2 89 Mario Kart 69 jamny 67

 

[Sarnoff]

I have a not-insignificant amount of anxiety with figuring out what people mean. Inside jokes ruin me.

It's pretty self-explanatory when you read these: Thread #1. Thread #2.

Reminds me of my Mornington Crescent years. :glorydays:

Did you play by Wembley Rules? I could never figure out a good counter to someone who played Northolt followed by Knightsbridge.

 

[msommer]

I have intellectual property in this thread. So I demand the FBG STAFF to NOT DELETE THIS.

I am considering representing Eminence pro bonor.

I can see it now, Eminence staring at the camera, pausing before saying with a voice that is just a tine bit shaky:

'I am not a KooK'

 

[AAABatteries]

Man, you guys are a bunch of jerks. I'm a 22-year old kid who goes to work and school full-time; all while providing you an onslaught of FREE ENTERTAINMENT.

Can't imagine this wording was on accident. Well done to whoever this is.

 

[Andrew74]

Man, you guys are a bunch of jerks. I'm a 22-year old kid who goes to work and school full-time; all while providing you an onslaught of FREE ENTERTAINMENT. I don't know what advice you've given me that I've supposedly ignored.

It's reasons like this that I want this thread closed and to take my peeps with me to Twitter. This whole Eminence thing has become a life of it's own and the mob mentality has jaded what's truly going on here.

It's pretty simple, I work at Walgreens.

I put 25% of my paycheck into the stockmarket.

I am getting a 3.0 GPA at my current college.

That's the basis of it. Yeah, I live at home but plan on moving into my own apartment in June. Anything more than that is stretching the situation beyond what is actually true.

How are you providing FREE ENTERTAINMENT, when you keep panhandling for the FFA to fund your stock portfolio and to sponsor your flag football team?As for your peeps, it is a chicken and egg situation. If not for the FFA, you'd have zero followers on Twitter. Shut down your FFA threads and watch your Twitter followers decrease (much like your stock portfolio's value).

I never panhandled. I wanted to invest their money, not take their money. Did you even read the thread? I asked for a sponsor for my football team via MY TWITTER.

You might need assistance from someone with a Marketing background. You are seeking an investment from your 15 Twitter followers.

This thread has been around since December. My Twitter less than a month (advertised at least). Stop while you're ahead, you don't have a firm grasp of the situation.

Leave the jokes to Henry Ford.

How does a guy like you, who exhibits such arrogance on FFA, have exactly ZERO game when it comes to the ladies?My suggestion to you, quit while you're behind.

I don't have much confidence because I'm skinny.

Never stopped Humpty Hump from gettin' busy.

 

[hagmania]

I have a not-insignificant amount of anxiety with figuring out what people mean. Inside jokes ruin me.

It's pretty self-explanatory when you read these: Thread #1. Thread #2.

Reminds me of my Mornington Crescent years. :glorydays:

Did you play by Wembley Rules? I could never figure out a good counter to someone who played Northolt followed by Knightsbridge.

Not to derail Eminence's thread here, but can I just say...

Wembley Rules are nothing but casual garbage, broken into unwinnable opener positions and pointless derry-doos. Give me a classic set and a relaxed Piccadilly Circus opener, and then you can have some fun on your way to MC.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

Yeah, right. Largest comtributor to his thread got the compliment of their choice. We get it.

Eminence 527 TheIronSheik 162 jon_mx 132 fantasycurse42 118 Henry Ford 102 Rayderr 96 Premier 93 ClownCausedChaos2 89 Mario Kart 69 jamny 67

Sorry, I meant in terms of actual contributions to his fund. I wasn't clear.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

Yeah, right. Largest comtributor to his thread got the compliment of their choice. We get it.

Eminence 527 TheIronSheik 162 jon_mx 132 fantasycurse42 118 Henry Ford 102 Rayderr 96 Premier 93 ClownCausedChaos2 89 Mario Kart 69 jamny 67

Sorry, I meant in terms of actual contributions to his fund. I wasn't clear.

I actually believe that $0 is probably tied for first. So, that makes sense.

 

[mquinnjr]

"FBG STAFF: DELETE THIS THREAD"

(FBG staff not only do not delete thread, but post in it)

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'm taking a half day tomorrow, so this was a good little burst of a pseudo-Friday thread. Nice job, fellas!

Don't thank us, thank Henry Ford. He's the funny one, apparently.

I swear, I didn't put him up to that comment. Maybe he meant the real Henry Ford.

Yeah, right. Largest comtributor to his thread got the compliment of their choice. We get it.

Eminence 527 TheIronSheik 162 jon_mx 132 fantasycurse42 118 Henry Ford 102 Rayderr 96 Premier 93 ClownCausedChaos2 89 Mario Kart 69 jamny 67

Sorry, I meant in terms of actual contributions to his fund. I wasn't clear.

I actually believe that $0 is probably tied for first. So, that makes sense.

 

[Sarnoff]

I have a not-insignificant amount of anxiety with figuring out what people mean. Inside jokes ruin me.

It's pretty self-explanatory when you read these: Thread #1. Thread #2.

Reminds me of my Mornington Crescent years. :glorydays:

Did you play by Wembley Rules? I could never figure out a good counter to someone who played Northolt followed by Knightsbridge.

Not to derail Eminence's thread here, but can I just say...

Wembley Rules are nothing but casual garbage, broken into unwinnable opener positions and pointless derry-doos. Give me a classic set and a relaxed Piccadilly Circus opener, and then you can have some fun on your way to MC.

I hear what you're saying. I just got used to playing Wembley because they were simple enough for my little brother to understand. Of course, when I tried to play with him, he'd just shout out "Cockfosters to the Seven Sisters!" and snicker like a twit.

 

[Eminence]

I want this thread deleted.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I want this thread deleted.

PM shuke.

 

[Henry Ford]

I want this thread deleted.

We all have things we'd like to take back in life.

 

[Otis]

I want this thread deleted.

Stick around long enough and you may earn that power, rook.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I want this thread deleted.

have you tried changing the thread title?

 

[phrozen]

I want this thread deleted.

PM DSP he can make things happen

 

[jon_mx]

I want this thread deleted.

have you tried changing the thread title?

If he would change it to "Tim's deep thoughts on Institutionalized Racism", it would die really quickly.

 

[Otis]

I recommend changing the title to match a Timsochet draft thread title. Then only nerds you don't care about will end up seeing it.

OFFICIAL Prussian Generals of the 1700's Draft Thread

 

[Otis]

I want this thread deleted.

have you tried changing the thread title?

If he would change it to "Tim's deep thoughts on Institutionalized Racism", it would die really quickly.

Wow we were close.

 

[phrozen]

the only logical conclusion is to have everyone that has posted in this thread decide on whether to pull the plug or not. I mean there is a lot of intellectual property in this thread. I for one do not want it deleted.

vote NAY!

 

[northern exposure]

I want this thread deleted.

PM DSP he can make things happen

Now that you mention DSP, maybe Eminence should ask the staff to ban his IP address so he's not tempted to post here.

 

[mquinnjr]

the only logical conclusion is to have everyone that has posted in this thread decide on whether to pull the plug or not. I mean there is a lot of intellectual property in this thread. I for one do not want it deleted.

vote NAY!

Nay!

Only way this thread gets nuked is if it's filled with pr0n links, various forms of hate speak, and other unquestionably ban-able offenses. And 63 pages in, I'm fairly certain for preservation's sake, if that was going to happen it would have already.

Long live the Em thread!!!

 

[TheAristocrat]

NAY!

 

[jamny]

delete!

It'll drive him crazy. Speak no more of him.

 

[fatness]

I want this thread deleted.

Get laid. Then we'll talk.

 

[wazoo11]

I've got this stigma attached to me now and the only way to rid this stigma is to stick it to all of you and be successful. I'm going to get my Associates. I'm going to get my Bachelors. I'm going to get my Masters.

Why? Because I know who I am and a bunch of people online who have NEVER met me in person really need to step aside and see how short-sighted they are being for a couple of laughs.

That's not in any way true.

You know what I'm trying to say. I'm not half the idiot these boards trump me up to be. So it's pretty easy for me to flip the script and make you all look like a sad, sad group.

Says the guy from Chicago who can't get laid.

 

[Premier]

Bump

 

[wazoo11]

I've got this stigma attached to me now and the only way to rid this stigma is to stick it to all of you and be successful. I'm going to get my Associates. I'm going to get my Bachelors. I'm going to get my Masters.

Why? Because I know who I am and a bunch of people online who have NEVER met me in person really need to step aside and see how short-sighted they are being for a couple of laughs.

Why do you need all that? This guy I heard of dropped out of college and is now worth billions, Google Mark Zuckerberg and see what comes up. He was smarter then everyone else too.

Oh wow! How insightful! I'm gonna add you to my homies list!

Is this your posse? link

 

[scottybo]

Needs its own forum.

 

[StrikeS2k]

I want this thread deleted.

Consider this your first lesson in being an adult. You don't always get what you want, regardless of how big a tantrum you throw.

 

[-fish-]

let the thread stay, but ban woz as a warning to him.

 

[Otis]

Woah BUMP almost slipped to post 5

 

[Slapdash]

The posts are a lot sadder to read after hearing his voice. He really is an ignorant #####.

 

[Andrew74]

No way to a HARD DELETE.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Man, I love this place.

Vote NO on the HARD DELETE.

 

[jon_mx]

OTHERWISE,

I'm just going to continue to post STOCK TIP threads that all of you are going to fail to make money on. It's your choice if you want to continue to ignore opportunity.

#monsanto

 

[Buckfast 1]

Do you guys have any idea how much you are going to miss Eminence once you scare him off?

Em might be able to HARD DELETE this thread, but you'll never be able to HARD DELETE him from your heart.

 

[drummer]

Wait a minute. Eminence has video?

 

[bushdocda]

Wait a minute. Eminence has video?

~ page 57

 

[Buckfast 1]

Wait a minute. Eminence has video?

The videos are the best part.

 

[Osaurus]

Wait a minute. Eminence has video?

The videos are the best part.

 

[belljr]

Sorry Em I will not be deleting it

 

[drummer]

Wait a minute. Eminence has video?

~ page 57

I gotta hand it to the guy, he's pulling off some wicked trolling.

 

[McGarnicle]

The thread stays, #######.