What's the dumbest thing you did while in school? (1 Viewer)

[Foosball God]

I used to take a girl's hairspray in my science class, spray it on my jeans and then light it on fire. (Big hair 80s)

Me and some buddies went around stealing street signs. My favorite was stealing those stupid neighborhood watch signs.

 

[tom22406]

I used to take a girl's hairspray in my science class, spray it on my jeans and then light it on fire. (Big hair 80s)

Me and some buddies went around stealing street signs. My favorite was stealing those stupid neighborhood watch signs.

Did you sport a mullet?

 

[Mors Venit]

Went streaking with a group of friends at the football game highly intoxicated.Luckily we had woods to escape into which was where we hid our clothes and never got caught,good times!

Got a BJ in science class during a film,####ed in the parking lot before, during and after school and got high in the smoking lounge(yes we had them back then)more times than I can remember.

Smoking lounge?

Were you a student or teacher when all this went on?

I was a student.The school set up an area for the students to have a place to go to for the purpose of smoking,it was located outside and had chairs and benches for us to sit so thus we named it the lounge.

When did schools have these?

 

[tom22406]

Went streaking with a group of friends at the football game highly intoxicated.Luckily we had woods to escape into which was where we hid our clothes and never got caught,good times!

Got a BJ in science class during a film,####ed in the parking lot before, during and after school and got high in the smoking lounge(yes we had them back then)more times than I can remember.

Smoking lounge?

Were you a student or teacher when all this went on?

I was a student.The school set up an area for the students to have a place to go to for the purpose of smoking,it was located outside and had chairs and benches for us to sit so thus we named it the lounge.

When did schools have these?

No idea about the rest of the schools but my school days were back in the 80's.

They did away with it a few years after I left.

 

[Rove!]

Taking letters spelling my nickname off the dunkin donuts sign at 3am drunk. Yes, there ended up being cops there and yes they saw me do it.

Nice job 'Dink'

 

[Spock]

Puked cherry slurpee and vodka all over a girls back and head at our homecoming football game. Had to hear this from my friends as I don't remember a damn thing.

 

[Statorama]

I was a little liquored up and picked a fight with someone I shouldn't have (keeping it real!). Thankfully it was a two hit fight (one of those is me hitting the floor) and he took off (he was frequently in trouble and knew that no good would come from hanging around). We did the old "shake hands and promise things were cool" in the Asst. Principals office (he was a "boys will be boys" kind of guy). So no real harm except to my pride. Curiously, no issues with the dude from that point forward either.

Tried to start a fashion trend by walking around with my belt undone and hanging loose. Didn't take.

 

[Foosball God]

I used to take a girl's hairspray in my science class, spray it on my jeans and then light it on fire. (Big hair 80s)

Me and some buddies went around stealing street signs. My favorite was stealing those stupid neighborhood watch signs.

Did you sport a mullet?

How is this even a question? Of course.

 

[Power Monster]

Smoked a fat joint out in back of the school after being dismissed from a first period class due to the teacher calling in sick. 15 minutes later - the hallway monitor informed me that the dean wanted to have a talk. This was my senior year in a private school. I had 4 weeks to go before graduation. I just about dropped a deuce in my shorts. Talk my way out of this while the weed was kicking in. Dean asked me where I was. I just informed the dean that I was in line at the snack shop getting a bag of Munchos and a chocolate chip cookie. Dean told me to get the hell out of his office. By far the dumbest thing I did in HS. Now college...

 

[Buckfast 1]

I got kicked out of high school for calling two twin girls "#####es" after they ratted me out to the principal for sneaking in to school in order to turn in a class project. The twins -- who were ranked #1 and #2 in my high school class -- later told one of our mutual friends that they were worried that I was going to pass them in the class rankings and that it wasn't fair that I got away with everything. The girls also filed a police report against me for a felony count of making "terroristic threats," as they alleged that the term "#####" was inherently threatening language. I got a defense attorney to defend against the criminal charge, and my attorney advised me not to make any statement to the school administration without having him present. So, when I was called to the principal's office to give a written statement about the incident, I just sat in a room for 30 minutes by myself doing nothing and then handed blank sheets of paper to the principal and said, "I'm not making any statements without my lawyer being present," which clearly pissed him off. The principal dismissed me from school for the day and then that mother####er called later that day to tell me that I had been kicked out of school. In retrospect, I probably should have just given the written statement considering that I didn't have anything to hide.

 

[Christo]

Went streaking with a group of friends at the football game highly intoxicated.Luckily we had woods to escape into which was where we hid our clothes and never got caught,good times!

Got a BJ in science class during a film,####ed in the parking lot before, during and after school and got high in the smoking lounge(yes we had them back then)more times than I can remember.

Smoking lounge?

Were you a student or teacher when all this went on?

We had a smoking area at HS.

 

[Nigel]

My friend worked at a Texaco gas station and sometimes customers left their Texaco credit cards behind. He let a bunch of us use them to get "free" gas. There were three or four of them in circulation, went on for months. Eventually got caught of course and had to go down to the police station to sort it out, make arrangements to pay back the money. Had my sister pretend to be my mom on the phone to talk to the detective.

 

[CBusAlex]

Murdered a drifter and dumped his body in the lake. You'd get expelled for that these days.