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What's the worst movie you've ever seen? (1 Viewer)

PIK95 said:
England has Fallen was awful.  

Back in the day worst movies were....

Magnolia

The Thin Red Line

Chicago

For the Hate of the Game

and the Bridges of Madison County
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Well, we might jive on music and the Pats, but I don't think we will be having many movie dates...

 
This movie literally defies all logic and reason. I've spent the last 90 minutes alternating between hysterical laughter (at the unintentional comedy) and fighting the desire to cut my own head off to end the agony. 

 
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Chaka said:
After Earth & The Last Airbender have to figure prominently into this discussion. They are both slick big budget films that clearly aspired to be multi-film franchises and they not only fell far short of expectations (particularly TLA because it has such beloved source material) but they were simply terrible films. Bad story telling, bad acting, bad everything. I would have no problem listing these two among the worst ever.

And as a bonus they were both directed by M. Night Shamalammadingdong. There is no way this guy gets another big budget film green lighted, it's a shock that he has managed to finagle two films at all considering these were his two previous films.
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:oldunsure:

 
No joke, you could pick 100 random strangers off the street, give them a year and a million dollars and tell them to make the worst movie they could and you wouldn't get anything this inept. 

 
PIK95 said:
England has Fallen was awful.  

Back in the day worst movies were....

Magnolia

The Thin Red Line

Chicago

For the Hate of the Game

and the Bridges of Madison County
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KarmaPolice said:
Well, we might jive on music and the Pats, but I don't think we will be having many movie dates...
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And a member of my fam directed Chicago. One friend forward, two friends back. I hope you and Mr Mojo will be very happy together.

 
KarmaPolice said:
Chaka said:
After Earth & The Last Airbender have to figure prominently into this discussion. They are both slick big budget films that clearly aspired to be multi-film franchises and they not only fell far short of expectations (particularly TLA because it has such beloved source material) but they were simply terrible films. Bad story telling, bad acting, bad everything. I would have no problem listing these two among the worst ever.

And as a bonus they were both directed by M. Night Shamalammadingdong. There is no way this guy gets another big budget film green lighted, it's a shock that he has managed to finagle two films at all considering these were his two previous films.




 
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Well, we know Mr. Chaka is not an upper-tier movie producer now.  

 
V for vendetta may have caused our current political climate by pushing the nobility of stopping your own government at all costs down people's throats.  Other movies like donnie darko are legitimately terrible as art, but v for vendetta may literally be the downfall of all humanity.

 
bostonfred said:
V for vendetta may have caused our current political climate by pushing the nobility of stopping your own government at all costs down people's throats.  Other movies like donnie darko are legitimately terrible as art, but v for vendetta may literally be the downfall of all humanity.
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Two of my favorites of course....

 
bostonfred said:
V for vendetta may have caused our current political climate by pushing the nobility of stopping your own government at all costs down people's throats.  Other movies like donnie darko are legitimately terrible as art, but v for vendetta may literally be the downfall of all humanity.
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:goodposting:

Movies are the worst.

 
Escape From Tomorrow.  Indy film with a lot of footage taken on Disney property without permission.  Turrible.

 
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Just saw this thread...

Undercover Brother is one that I recall disliking even though it had Denise Richards in it.

But I'll have to cast a vote for The Piano.  God awful that movie.

 
The forgotten was pretty terrible. Julianne Moore plays a mom who never had a kid. Wait, she did have a kid, but the kid was taken by aliens who control the world and just wanted to make her forget her kid. And everyone but her knows about the aliens but if anyone tries to tell her they get vacuumed up into the sky by the aliens.  The big scene at the end is an alien - who looks like a human of course - fighting with her with his mind control while she makes faces like it hurts oh no I forgot wait no I didn't forget and then all the other aliens kill the alien that can't make her forget and leave.  What.  The.  ####.

 
tri-man 47 said:
Wifey rented Boyhood from the library.  It's like they crammed twelve years of a very boring family reality show into a three hour movie.
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You made out on the deal.  I spent $5 getting this turd of a flick on-demand.  

Nice plot: uninteresting grade school kid turns into an annoying, stupid-looking, uninteresting college kid.

Worst movie ever.

 
Either many of you have not seen "The Room" or you don't understand the definition of "worst."  As in objectively bad, rather than just something you didn't like.

 
Sudden Death from 1985 (this is NOT to be confused with the other crappy Sudden Death movie from 1995 with Jon Claude Van Damme), no no this one is much, much worse.  The story line from imdb says  "A New York City career woman becomes a vigilante after being raped by two car thieves. " I saw this at the theater, back in the day, with my high school buddies.  I think there were 4 or 5 other people in the theater maybe?  I think part of the problem was that the movie was skipping which made it even more hilarious but while the movie was supposed to be "suspenseful" it wasn't and we laughed our asses off because of how crappy the movie was.  

Against All Odds with Jeff Bridges was pretty awful too as I recall.

 
So a main premise of the thread is any movie that is over 2hrs that doesn't feature hobbits and car chases are the worst movies ever? ;)

 
Donnie Darko is a terrible movie.  It was the poster movie for internet nerds of the early 2000s to try and demonstrate their sophisticated taste in movies by describing it as some deep, meaningful experience, but it's just an awful mess.  

 
Scoresman said:
Donnie Darko is a terrible movie.  It was the poster movie for internet nerds of the early 2000s to try and demonstrate their sophisticated taste in movies by describing it as some deep, meaningful experience, but it's just an awful mess.  
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I'm not sure I agree a hunnert percent with your movie critiquing there, Lou.

 
It probably isn't the worst ever, but one of the worst movies I have had the misfortune of seeing in a long time was Grown Ups 2.

The fact it grossed $250 million is horrifying.

 
Courtjester said:
Now to be fair this movie was pretty bad, but there is a train car scene in there that I did re-watch a couple times.  :excited:
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If the move had been even 'below-average', the train car scene would have raised it to "hmm, would watch again". But damn, man, Cindy Crawford trying to act like a lawyer is worse than Richard Simmons trying to play Rambo.

 
fatness said:
If the move had been even 'below-average', the train car scene would have raised it to "hmm, would watch again". But damn, man, Cindy Crawford trying to act like a lawyer is worse than Richard Simmons trying to play Rambo.
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And there is way too much Baldwin's bare ### that further makes this movie suck. He did have a nice old Bronco though. 

i can't remember Algebra, but I can remember this movie so vividly.  :bag:

 
Scoresman said:
Donnie Darko is a terrible movie.  It was the poster movie for internet nerds of the early 2000s to try and demonstrate their sophisticated taste in movies by describing it as some deep, meaningful experience, but it's just an awful mess.  
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I liked it alot.  The soundtrack REALLY helped it and you can never go wrong with sparkle motion. 

 
Scoresman said:
Donnie Darko is a terrible movie.  It was the poster movie for internet nerds of the early 2000s to try and demonstrate their sophisticated taste in movies by describing it as some deep, meaningful experience, but it's just an awful mess.  
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It's so objectively bad that hipster movie critics who usually hate everything hate people who hate it because they obviously don't get it 

 
The first movie that popped into my mind as the MOST HATED by me is Shadowboxer with Cuba Gooding Jr.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shadowboxer/

The movie made no sense.  At one point Cuba banged the woman who raised him like a mother and then shot her in the head.   :whoosh:

The acting was absoletly terrible (did I mention Cuba Gooding Jr was in it?) and countless shots of Cuba's naked ### was just too much.  

Hated, hated, hated this movie.  My wife and I use it to measure all bad movies we've watched since.. "Well, it wasn't as bad as Shadowboxer..."

 
bostonfred said:
It's so objectively bad that hipster movie critics who usually hate everything hate people who hate it because they obviously don't get it 
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Ah, you didn't understand it either?  They put out a Director's Cut that is easier to follow and explains stuff more..  ;)

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Either many of you have not seen "The Room" or you don't understand the definition of "worst."  As in objectively bad, rather than just something you didn't like.
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Hello exactly.

I've watched every movie featured on Mystery Science Theater plus a few that they never got to. I once offered $20 to anyone who could watch all of "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny." While I'm not offering any cash, I dare anyone on this board to watch it all the way through. You will then be disabused of ANY and ALL notions that your crummy little mainstream films are the worst.

 
jabarony said:
tri-man 47 said:
Wifey rented Boyhood from the library.  It's like they crammed twelve years of a very boring family reality show into a three hour movie.
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You made out on the deal.  I spent $5 getting this turd of a flick on-demand.  

Nice plot: uninteresting grade school kid turns into an annoying, stupid-looking, uninteresting college kid.

Worst movie ever.
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You guys are weird.  This movie was sensational.  Watched it with my two older sons and my wife.  We all thought it was exceptional.  It has a 98% rating from rotten tomatoes.  Maybe you guys need more car crashes or Adam Sandler screaming at things.

 
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