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whats the worst thing a girl has ever said to you? (1 Viewer)

navenraven said:
ouch. what'd she do, have kids?
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Imagine the girl from high school who might have been a few pounds overweight but it didn't matter so much because she had a perfect rack. Then imagine that the "Freshman 15" became the "Sophomore 30". At this point she can no longer rely on her chest to attract males, so she turns to food as her only source of comfort. Her once-perfect breasts become completely engulfed by rolls and rolls of flab. She refuses to lower her standards because in her mind she's still just as "hot" as she was when she was 17. By the time she hits 250 pounds she realizes that she'll never find love, so she just keeps eating to protect herself from experiencing the same rejection that she once doled out to boys who weren't deemed worthy enough to be in her presence.

 
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She was moving across the country after a very difficult year in her life.  I offered to give up everything and move with her. Her response broke my heart and damaged me for a very long time :

"I need to start a new life,  and you're part of my old life.  I'm sorry. "

 
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My cousin and I are the same age and we went to high school together. 

  Sometime during our junior year she dumped her boyfriend and told him that no one would ever want a man with hair on his chest or back. I am assuming he started to get hair on his chest or back. 

He was at our 10 year high school reunion and is a very successful business man, in shape, and good looking. The guy my cousin married looks like a Chia pet when his shirt is off. 

 
msudaisy26 said:
My cousin and I are the same age and we went to high school together. 

  Sometime during our junior year she dumped her boyfriend and told him that no one would ever want a man with hair on his chest or back. I am assuming he started to get hair on his chest or back. 

He was at our 10 year high school reunion and is a very successful business man, in shape, and good looking. The guy my cousin married looks like a Chia pet when his shirt is off. 
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Payback is such a cruel #####.

And the possibility of it never goes away ...always lurking.

 
My ex told me I was the second of five husbands she planned on having. Apparently, she stopped at three, though I suppose there's still time on the clock. 

 
High school gf, week after I broke up with her: "I'm pregnant". Got back together with her, she had an abortion, stayed with her another 6 months out of guilt. 

Found out 10 years later the whole pregnant/abortion thing was an f'n lie. :hot:  

 
SacramentoBob said:
Ouch.
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15 month relationship.  Was sure we were getting married.  She graduated college before me, got a job waiting tables, and wanted to party all the time.  She left me behind long before I was smart enough to see it.  I kept showing up to stay over, etc.   she tried to end it over and over but I was having none of it.  Then that one morning when i woke up next to her.  Got my toothbrush and was gone.  That one hurt. 

 
[scooter] said:
Imagine the girl from high school who might have been a few pounds overweight but it didn't matter so much because she had a perfect rack. Then imagine that the "Freshman 15" became the "Sophomore 30". At this point she can no longer rely on her chest to attract males, so she turns to food as her only source of comfort. Her once-perfect breasts become completely engulfed by rolls and rolls of flab. She refuses to lower her standards because in her mind she's still just as "hot" as she was when she was 17. By the time she hits 250 pounds she realizes that she'll never find love, so she just keeps eating to protect herself from experiencing the same rejection that she once doled out to boys who weren't deemed worthy enough to be in her presence.
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Typical.  Every time one of my friends brings up a hot girl from high school the first response is usually "she's as big as a house now".   Our entire female class of 1985 has basically transformed into a low income housing development.

 
"You're like a brother to me" (not the black kind)

This is after we had sex probably 500 times in high school.

 
"I just don't feel a spark.  I don't think I ever did"  (during our our third year of marriage.)

she he had already checked out (emotionally cheating, at a minimum), married the guy she was emotionally cheating with.  

Ex and I are Facebook friends, and as far as I can gather, I think she is now onto chicks.  No picture of new hubby in years, and constantly in pictures with a particular friend. Think I dodged a bullet there.

 
Ned Ryerson said:
"I just don't feel a spark.  I don't think I ever did"  (during our our third year of marriage.)

she he had already checked out (emotionally cheating, at a minimum), married the guy she was emotionally cheating with.  

Ex and I are Facebook friends, and as far as I can gather, I think she is now onto chicks.  No picture of new hubby in years, and constantly in pictures with a particular friend. Think I dodged a bullet there.
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And she gets half of both of your and his ####??

 
When we were 21, a friend of mine and I made a road trip to Montreal.  We were sharing a room.  Anyways, first night there, he hooks up with this chick and he spends the WHOLE weekend in the room with her.  I find other things to do, wasn't too hard.  We're leaving Sunday afternoon, well Sunday morning he tracks me down.

"Dude, we have to leave now.  (Woman who will remain nameless) is telling me she's only 16.  She's telling me I have to stay here and be her boyfriend or she will notify the cops." 

Most brutal thing ever said to me, "I thought u were hot....until u opened your mouth."

 
Ned Ryerson said:
"I just don't feel a spark.  I don't think I ever did"  (during our our third year of marriage.)

she he had already checked out (emotionally cheating, at a minimum), married the guy she was emotionally cheating with.  

Ex and I are Facebook friends, and as far as I can gather, I think she is now onto chicks.  No picture of new hubby in years, and constantly in pictures with a particular friend. Think I dodged a bullet there.
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Threesome down?

 
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