Which is more ridiculous? Food related abominations. (1 Viewer)

[AhrnCityPahnder]

http://reddit.com/r/####tyfoodporn/

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Cottage cheese and tbone steak

Traditional part of every meal at upper tier steakhouses (with dark lighting, white tablecloths, wood panel walls, dark green leather half-circle booths) in the 60s and early 70s. The free appetizer twirly-tray with small gerkins, black olives, carrot and celery sticks and captain wafer crackers with ice cold pats of butter on paper squares.

Was a special night when the parents cracked open the wallet for the fancy steakhouse. I still think of those times every time I eat captain wafer crackers.

 

[FUBAR]

I like the occasional PB&J (strawberry) or PB&H (I put honey on a LOT of things), PB on both sides. Can't do grape though - makes me gag just thinking about it.

Grape jelly looks like a cat giving birth.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I like the occasional PB&J (strawberry) or PB&H (I put honey on a LOT of things), PB on both sides. Can't do grape though - makes me gag just thinking about it.

Grape jelly looks like a cat giving birth.

Thanks for ruining that for me. Now I'm just going to be over in the corner of the room here re-examining my life if you don't mind...

 

[hagmania]

Tomatoes are awful and should never be used to defile a perfectly good bacon sandwich.

There's something WRONG with this man. Nothing goes better with bacon that a fresh home grown tomato.

There comes a point in life when a man learns to appreciate tomatoes.

My palate has not matured to this point yet.

 

[pollardsvision]

I like shredded lettuce.

I much prefer strawberry over grape jelly (really any jelly/jam over grape jelly). A lot of people still holding onto childhood memories with ####ty grape jelly. Wondering if a lot of you still cut the crusts off too.

PB&H is great.

PB&Sriracha also makes a nice sandwich (a little honey on there is nice too).

Crunchy PB, always. I'm sure all you grape jelly crust cutters only use smooth PB.

PB on both sides. Not sure why anyone ever felt the need to mix to prevent soggy bread.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Cottage cheese and tbone steak

Traditional part of every meal at upper tier steakhouses (with dark lighting, white tablecloths, wood panel walls, dark green leather half-circle booths) in the 60s and early 70s. The free appetizer twirly-tray with small gerkins, black olives, carrot and celery sticks and captain wafer crackers with ice cold pats of butter on paper squares.

Was a special night when the parents cracked open the wallet for the fancy steakhouse. I still think of those times every time I eat captain wafer crackers.

and the twirly thing is called a Lazy Susan

 

[SWC]

http://reddit.com/r/####tyfoodporn/

brohan this has made me laugh so hard you are the main man brohan of the day bromigo and you can take that to the bank

 

[Steve Tasker]

Shredded lettuce on a BLT

not close

 

[Sweet J]

if you're making a PB&J sandwich for later, then mixing them is the only way to go. Otherwise the jelly (or honey, as is my preference) soaks into the bread and totally ruins it.

Mixing PB&J before spreading? That seriously is disgusting.

 

[sdp1226]

I didn't realize there was so much hate for shredded lettuce.

 

[Brony]

I didn't realize there was so much hate for shredded lettuce.

It was the real reason for the Cheyenne War.

 

[The Commish]

I didn't realize there was so much hate for shredded lettuce.

Me either...thought for sure I'd be in this one alone.

 

[Harry Manback]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

 

[tonydead]

http://reddit.com/r/####tyfoodporn/

brohan this has made me laugh so hard you are the main man brohan of the day bromigo and you can take that to the bank

PIZZA HAS RULES AND YOU'RE BREAKING THEM.

 

[The Commish]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

 

[Harry Manback]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

 

[The Commish]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

with steak and cheese? sure. Hard pressed to call it a taco without beef/chicken/fish as a component.

 

[Harry Manback]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

with steak and cheese? sure. Hard pressed to call it a taco without beef/chicken/fish as a component.

Carnitas down?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

 

[The Commish]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

with steak and cheese? sure. Hard pressed to call it a taco without beef/chicken/fish as a component.

Carnitas down?

Doesn't carnitas mean "tiny meats"??

 

[B-Deep]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

with steak and cheese? sure. Hard pressed to call it a taco without beef/chicken/fish as a component.

Carnitas down?

i was about to post EXACTLY this

carnitas are the greatest of all tacos, because the pig is the tastiest of all the animals

 

[Harry Manback]

How about shredded lettuce on a steak and cheese vs on a BLT?

if the steak and cheese are on a taco I'm ok with it.

So a taco with bacon, shredded lettuce and diced tomato works?

with steak and cheese? sure. Hard pressed to call it a taco without beef/chicken/fish as a component.

Carnitas down?

Doesn't carnitas mean "tiny meats"??

I dunno what it means literally, but it's braised/marinated pork. Typically shredded.

 

[The Commish]

Guess I should have just left it at "meat component"....and no....no veggie tacos.

 

[Rick James]

if you're making a PB&J sandwich for later, then mixing them is the only way to go. Otherwise the jelly (or honey, as is my preference) soaks into the bread and totally ruins it.

Mixing PB&J before spreading? That seriously is disgusting.

It all ends up looking the same anyway

 

[Harry Manback]

Guess I should have just left it at "meat component"....and no....no veggie tacos.

I guess what I was driving at is bacon is a "meat component" and was wondering if shredded lettuce became acceptable if the "taco" was bacon, shredded lettuce and tomato (and cheese) on a taco shell.

 

[B-Deep]

I'll show you a meat component

 

[BroadwayG]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

 

[The Commish]

Guess I should have just left it at "meat component"....and no....no veggie tacos.

I guess what I was driving at is bacon is a "meat component" and was wondering if shredded lettuce became acceptable if the "taco" was bacon, shredded lettuce and tomato (and cheese) on a taco shell.

No. that would be gross

 

[Harry Manback]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

dilancinatuslechanophobia

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

Common sense.

 

[Harry Manback]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

Common sense.

No, I'm pretty sure it's dilancinatuslechanophobia.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

Common sense.

No, I'm pretty sure it's dilancinatuslechanophobia.

I say to-may-toe, you say shredded lettuce.

 

[Harry Manback]

What's the scientific term for fear of shredded lettuce?

Common sense.

No, I'm pretty sure it's dilancinatuslechanophobia.

I say to-may-toe, you say shredded lettuce.

I say why not both!

There's very little I say no to. If you know what I mean.

 

[sharptongued1]

Waitwaitwaitwait, what is this PB & Honey nonsense?

Used to eat PB and maple syrup as a kid. Yummy.