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HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER TRIED TO COOK GRITS AT HOME???
I apologize. It was no worse an answer than oatmeal.

I have royally ****** up some French Toast, though.
Oatmeal was one of the answers I furrowed my brow at.... but that's Family Feud. People in general are frigging morons, and you're going to get moron answers from time to time. Just like on TV.

I also hate, hate, HATE the unbalanced scoring they use with the double and triple points. Gandalas was right, you can dominate the entire game and still lose.
That's the game. We didn't dominate. We got a few steals.

Out of curiosity, how old were the answers? For instance, I don't think I can remember seeing jewelry sold on an infomercial since the old cubic zirconium stuff.

 
HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER TRIED TO COOK GRITS AT HOME???
I apologize. It was no worse an answer than oatmeal.

I have royally ****** up some French Toast, though.
Oatmeal was one of the answers I furrowed my brow at.... but that's Family Feud. People in general are frigging morons, and you're going to get moron answers from time to time. Just like on TV.

I also hate, hate, HATE the unbalanced scoring they use with the double and triple points. Gandalas was right, you can dominate the entire game and still lose.
That's the game. We didn't dominate. We got a few steals.

Out of curiosity, how old were the answers? For instance, I don't think I can remember seeing jewelry sold on an infomercial since the old cubic zirconium stuff.
Not very old. My guess is people were thinking of QVC/HSN. Remember, people are dumb.

 
What's the Match Game?
You have two contestants and a panel of six celebrities (we're talking Nipsey Russell and Charles Nelson Reilly level celebrities).

The host reads a fill in the blank sentence. Like a Mad Libs entry. Something like this.

Hold 'Em Joe knew more about poker than women. The first time he was about to have sex, he _________.

The celebrities all write their answers on a card (or in this case, PM them to me). Then the contestants reveal their answer.

Say that a contestant says "The first time he was about to have sex, he SPLASHED THE POT." For each panelist with the same answer, that's a match (and a point). If a panelist says something different ("The first time he was about to have sex, he FOLDED THE NUTS"), then no points are scored.

 
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Evilgrin 72 said:
Ramsay Hunt Experience said:
Ah, the Halcyon days of FFA game shows. Makes me nostalgic to run another Match Game.
DO IT. I'll play. You want in here?

Match Game seems like it might lend itself better to this forum than Family Feud. Damn it.
Both worked fine. The Feud even generated some decent controversy.

Match Game is actually kind of hard because it's difficult to generate prompts where matches are possible, but not automatic. For example.

Things are going great with Homer's new girlfriend. Last week she finally showed him her BLANK.
[homer] Daughter [/homer]

Hmm, I might have to be a Match Game contestant...

-QG

 
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Have you heard about Otis? Well Otis is so fat (crowd: how fat is he?). He is so fat he needs help to take a BLANK

 
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How about........... EGGS?

*DING*

1. EGGS 42

2. BACON 28

3. PANCAKES 15

4. XXXXXXXXXXXX

Stryker, 255 points up there - you can win the game for the Scrotum family if you can get the #4 answer....
holy ####, this really happened? awesome!!

 
How about........... EGGS?

*DING*

1. EGGS 42

2. BACON 28

3. PANCAKES 15

4. XXXXXXXXXXXX

Stryker, 255 points up there - you can win the game for the Scrotum family if you can get the #4 answer....
holy ####, this really happened? awesome!!
Everyone playing along with the "good answer...good answer :clap:" posts and people that weren't playing doing the whole... "#4? *ding* :crowdgroans: OATMEAL !!!" were cracking me up. All the contestants were funny as hell too, I laughed all day long. More than once, I was envious because I thought of a really good joke/line, but didn't have time to even post it because I was racing so much trying to keep the game flowing.

 
My wife and I are hosting a party next week and I just emailed her to insist that we play Family Feud.
:lmao: Can I come host (the game, not the party)?
No way, I'm gonna be hosting and kissing everybody.
The party was this past weekend and we played the Feud and it ruled. I wussed out on the kissing -- was getting mixed signals from my wife on it and didn't need to start a fight. Also mighta creeped out some guests, not sure. Anyway, good times.
 
My wife and I are hosting a party next week and I just emailed her to insist that we play Family Feud.
:lmao: Can I come host (the game, not the party)?
No way, I'm gonna be hosting and kissing everybody.
The party was this past weekend and we played the Feud and it ruled. I wussed out on the kissing -- was getting mixed signals from my wife on it and didn't need to start a fight. Also mighta creeped out some guests, not sure. Anyway, good times.
We just played "Match Game" at a party this weekend. Going for the subtly raunchy, double entendre answers was a hit.

 
My wife and I are hosting a party next week and I just emailed her to insist that we play Family Feud.
:lmao: Can I come host (the game, not the party)?
No way, I'm gonna be hosting and kissing everybody.
The party was this past weekend and we played the Feud and it ruled. I wussed out on the kissing -- was getting mixed signals from my wife on it and didn't need to start a fight. Also mighta creeped out some guests, not sure. Anyway, good times.
how did you do it logistically? I assume they buzzed in using something funny, what did you use for a board?

 
My wife and I are hosting a party next week and I just emailed her to insist that we play Family Feud.
:lmao: Can I come host (the game, not the party)?
No way, I'm gonna be hosting and kissing everybody.
The party was this past weekend and we played the Feud and it ruled. I wussed out on the kissing -- was getting mixed signals from my wife on it and didn't need to start a fight. Also mighta creeped out some guests, not sure. Anyway, good times.
how did you do it logistically? I assume they buzzed in using something funny, what did you use for a board?
I made posterboards that had the answers covered. My wife had a copy of the answer sheet so she did the reveals when I said "show me prostitute!" or whatever. For fast money we had to just sort of write the answers and scores on the board and then we covered them up for the second player.

 
Best answer I can remember on Match game, was this woman who was asked "If they add Bill Clinton as a 5th president on Mount Rushmore, they should change the name to Mount __________ "

The panel wrote down their answers (they had "Mount Slickmore" & stuff like that) and then Gene Rayburn asked the woman contestant, and she replied "I'm gonna say, what Bill Clinton should be doing, Mount Hillary more"

She didn't match any of the celebrities, but they all gave her a standing ovation.

 
My wife and I are hosting a party next week and I just emailed her to insist that we play Family Feud.
:lmao: Can I come host (the game, not the party)?
No way, I'm gonna be hosting and kissing everybody.
The party was this past weekend and we played the Feud and it ruled. I wussed out on the kissing -- was getting mixed signals from my wife on it and didn't need to start a fight. Also mighta creeped out some guests, not sure. Anyway, good times.
how did you do it logistically? I assume they buzzed in using something funny, what did you use for a board?
I made posterboards that had the answers covered. My wife had a copy of the answer sheet so she did the reveals when I said "show me prostitute!" or whatever. For fast money we had to just sort of write the answers and scores on the board and then we covered them up for the second player.
The board presented some mild problems. But yes, the Feud was an unqualified success. Particularly the stirring second half run on Fast Money.

 

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