Why hasn't soccer caught on in America? (1 Viewer)

[CletiusMaximus]

Soccer has cheerleaders.

They sit in the stands.

Colombia v Chile last summer at Soldier Field in the Gold Cup was undoubtedly the most jaw-dropping display of incredible women I've ever experienced.  Hundreds of music festivals, sporting events, parties and the like over the years and I've never seen anything close. The 2+ hour storm delay at halftime with the bars staying open for business was a gift from the soccer gods I'll never forget.  Argentina v Panama was a distant second, while still extremely entertaining.

 

[knowledge dropper]

All these dudes with one word names seem way too pretentious for our tastes.  

 

[Sinn Fein]

I guess ascots are out of the question, then...

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