WIS XVII - The Cartereaganbush League: Scoobus beats Sammy in the Wis Series (2 Viewers)

[Eephus]

Our friend RnR got dinged 75 days for this. Sources say he regrets nothing.

I'll let him know he needs to roll. I may have to relay his picks for him.

Give my regards to Horse

 

[Doug B]

Just a heads up , @RnR was pinched by the Stasi last week , probably not back until the weekend 

Our friend RnR got dinged 75 days for this. Sources say he regrets nothing.

I'll let him know he needs to roll. I may have to relay his picks for him.

(Post best read with Giorgio Moroder's "The Chase" in the background.)

 

[the moops]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 109
Roll subtotal: 109
Roll total: 109

 

[the moops]

forgot all about this. too much quarantine day drinking going on

 

[Greco]

"The scene went dark." 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who needs to roll still?

 

[cheese]

Sammy and whoever is taking a 2nd team

 

[Koya]

Ok, lets do this, boys. finalize rolls tomorrow, Tuesday start?

 

[Bogart]

still don't know what i'm doing

Some of us will draft our favorite players, and we will "lose".

Some of us will draft the best players during this era, and will frustratingly finish in the middle of the pack.

Some of us will draft the mathematical unicorns that make no sense, and finish second.

@Doug B will win the whole thing because he secretly works for WhatIfSports now. But we will all be happy about it.  

 

[scoobus]

Some of us won’t know most the players of this era, and won’t have time enough/won’t care enough to look through everyone’s 3 best seasons.

 

[Dudley Do-Right]

Monday Morning Whinedown to get this started. We're on brand early. Nice.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tried texting a number I had for Sammy...not sure if its still his so a stranger might have gotten a "roll them bones" text

 

[Sammy3469]

Domino MF...45

the text worked @Notorious T.R.E.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm happy to take the 2nd team.  I'll let my 10 yo son run it.  

 

[Kraft...]

I'm happy to take the 2nd team.  I'll let my 10 yo son run it.  

D-Tank is 10? Holly crap time flies 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm happy to take the 2nd team.  I'll let my 10 yo son run it.  

Rolled a 311 if we're cool with that.

 

[scoobus]

@Eephus

All these rolls legit/confirmed? Those 900s seem pretty fishy.

 

[scoobus]

@Hoos First

Pick or quit!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Looks like my second roll tied @Spartans Rule .... I'll just let him pick if he'd rather go 14th or 15th. 

 

[Kraft...]

1- Hoos 995
2- SNC 982
3- Greco 961
4- FDAS 937
5- Tre 934
6- Rodg12 723
7- Bogart 661
8- cheese 619
9- Scoobus 599
10- Koya 510
11- Doctor Detroit 483(roll-off Winner)
12- NV 483
13- RnR 428
14- Spartans Rule 311(roll-off Winner)
15- D-Tank(Tre II) 311
16- Dungeon Master 272 272 272 272
17- HellToupee 262
18- Kraft 202
19- Eephus 147
20- jfranco77 112
21- moops 109
22- DougB 78
23- Chem X 75
24- Sammy 45

Official order, Including @Eephus roll off results  

 

[Eephus]

@Eephus

All these rolls legit/confirmed? Those 900s seem pretty fishy.

Too lazy to have checked

 

[Eephus]

All rolls verified.  I'll do roll-offs to break the ties

1 d100 x 2  HIGHEST first

roll #1 NV vs. Dr. Detroit

roll #2 Sparty vs. Tre's son

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sammy rolled a 45, but dropped his lowest roll, so he actually rolled 0

 

[Eephus]

1d100, rolled 4 times.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 13
Roll subtotal: 13
Roll total: 13

Roll set 2
Die rolls: 53
Roll subtotal: 53
Roll total: 53

Roll set 3
Die rolls: 97
Roll subtotal: 97
Roll total: 97

Roll set 4
Die rolls: 95
Roll subtotal: 95
Roll total: 95

Dr. Detroit and Sparty win the rolloffs

 

[Koya]

So... we ready?  Let's do this!

Actually kinda excited at this.

 

[Koya]

@Eephus

All these rolls legit/confirmed? Those 900s seem pretty fishy.

Only @Notorious T.R.E.'s, really.

 

[Koya]

Some of us will draft our favorite players, and we will "lose".

Some of us will draft the best players during this era, and will frustratingly finish in the middle of the pack.

Some of us will draft the mathematical unicorns that make no sense, and finish second.

@Doug B will win the whole thing because he secretly works for WhatIfSports now. But we will all be happy about it.  

Would solidify his bonafides for the FBG's WIS HOF.

@Doug B -- two time winner and been to the series in addition, yes?

 

[Eephus]

Draft sheet ready for picks.

Please post your three potential seasons along with your pick.

 

[Doug B]

@Doug B -- two time winner and been to the series in addition, yes?

Going completely from memory ... I don't recall ever making it to a WIS Tournament of Champions final, but I believe @FishTacoTuesday and @Greco paired up for a ToC-winning team. One of the early Back-to-the-Future teams, IIRC. Gotta look it up.

In WIS XIV, I did have the distinction of owning/managing both the AL and the NL teams in the same FBG WIS World Series   

 

[Koya]

Going completely from memory ... I don't recall ever making it to a WIS Tournament of Champions final, but I believe @FishTacoTuesday and @Greco paired up for a ToC-winning team. One of the early Back-to-the-Future teams, IIRC. Gotta look it up.

In WIS XIV, I did have the distinction of owning/managing both the AL and the NL teams in the same FBG WIS World Series   

The fix is in!

Somewhere there is a running list of all Champs/Runner ups.  I never had much luck in the ToC.

Any other multiple winners, or runner ups? Get your humble brags in.  THIS MATTERS.

 

[Koya]

@Hoos First - OTC

@Super Nintendo Chalmers - On Deck

@Greco - On Tap

 

[Kraft...]

The fix is in!

Somewhere there is a running list of all Champs/Runner ups.  I never had much luck in the ToC.

Any other multiple winners, or runner ups? Get your humble brags in.  THIS MATTERS.

I won Two back to back, including our only salary capped season IIRC. DD and I were in the Tourney of Champions together but in separate brackets. He wound up beating the guy that beat me in the finals(I lost in Semi's). Dude had like three different Ruth's on his team or something, was crazy. 

 

[Koya]

I won Two back to back, including our only salary capped season IIRC. DD and I were in the Tourney of Champions together but in separate brackets. He wound up beating the guy that beat me in the finals(I lost in Semi's). Dude had like three different Ruth's on his team or something, was crazy. 

Did @Spartans Rule win more than one?

I had back to backers in a couple of the more recent renditions (still like 6-7 years ago). 

I started as a bridesmaid doing well, but didnt win until like the 5th or 6th season.  Then I got two extending a long string of doing pretty well. Then I SUCKED - not sure if the sim algorithm changes/and or others just got smarter while I held true to what used to work, but some really ####ty frustrating seasons. Then I turned it around and got the back to backs.

Only a few of us who've been around for all or almost all these.  I'd say you @Kraft... may well be part of our Mt. Rushmore here though.

 

[the moops]

This thing doesn't seem nerdy enough

 

[the moops]

And ####### @Koya

Yes, you are a complete nerd with no life who has won several of these things. We all know that for you post it on every single page

Still love you though

 

[scoobus]

Two-time BTTF champion.

 

[Eephus]

This thing doesn't seem nerdy enough

It will

 

[Kraft...]

It will

Only thing I think is nerdier here is OOTP IMO.  Yes?  

 

[Dudley Do-Right]

FTR, I'm still debating if I should choose "quit".  Actually true.

Typical.

 

[Sammy3469]

Draft sheet ready for picks.

Please post your three potential seasons along with your pick.

Wait...I have to pick the three seasons...Dios Mio

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

 

[Koya]

And ####### @Koya

Yes, you are a complete nerd with no life who has won several of these things. We all know that for you post it on every single page

Still love you though

Hey, im not passive aggressive about my accomplishments.  I'll just come right up to the front door.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did we decide a player must have 3 seasons to be eligible or are we letting people risk it with 2/3 or 1/3 ?

 

[Dudley Do-Right]

Did we decide a player must have 3 seasons to be eligible or are we letting people risk it with 2/3 or 1/3 ?

We could allow for a 26th round to account for this and/or let someone drop a dud season.

 

[Eephus]

Did we decide a player must have 3 seasons to be eligible or are we letting people risk it with 2/3 or 1/3 ?

Must have three eligible seasons

 

[Eephus]

We could allow for a 26th round to account for this and/or let someone drop a dud season.

No and/or No

 

[Greco]

Iron fist

 

[Dudley Do-Right]

No and/or No

Welcome back, Commish E 

 

[Spartans Rule]

Did @Spartans Rule win more than one?

No. I won WIS II and that’s it.

A lot of playoff appearances since then with not much to show for them. I feel like I had at least a runner-up or two in there but can’t remember for sure.

 

[Northern Voice]

I have never won any of these stupid things but according to WIS, I have a career .505 winning percentage