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This needs to happen.Cell phone = flashlight thing sounds reasonable. Money on you guys getting high together before the week is over.
"Hey man, you ever heard of the 13th Floor Elevators??"
Since those original awesome messages I received from the legendary Schellenberg, I've now received the following three equally as awesome messages from Stoner Claus. Once again, these are 100% real:Mike Schellenberg September 28 at 6:48pmSo I thought the Facebook friend request idea was so brilliant that I decided to do it. I sent the home intruder, Schellenberg, the link to this thread to. I woke up this morning and saw that I had two messages from him. These are honest to God, 100% true responses from the home intruder:So who has friend requested him?
Sic the mods on the name thief: Mike Schellenberg FanMike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:48pm
also the Mike Schellenberg account on there isn't me. So I'm not allowed to join, but somebody else is allowed to join in my name.
We clearly need to start a campaign for a Stoner Claus name exemption. Either that or the bogus Schellenberg needs to relinquish the name rights. Preferrably the former.
Sic the mods on the name thief: Mike Schellenberg FanMike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:48pm
also the Mike Schellenberg account on there isn't me. So I'm not allowed to join, but somebody else is allowed to join in my name.
We clearly need to start a campaign for a Stoner Claus name exemption. Either that or the bogus Schellenberg needs to relinquish the name rights. Preferrably the former.
That deserves a perfect posting.Sic the mods on the name thief: Mike Schellenberg FanMike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:48pm
also the Mike Schellenberg account on there isn't me. So I'm not allowed to join, but somebody else is allowed to join in my name.
We clearly need to start a campaign for a Stoner Claus name exemption. Either that or the bogus Schellenberg needs to relinquish the name rights. Preferrably the former.
I can see it now: Mike Schellenberg and Mike Schellenberg Fan, posting together, in the same thread AT THE SAME TIME. It's a thing of beauty, people.Please won't you let us have this FFA Gods? Please?That deserves a perfect posting.Sic the mods on the name thief: Mike Schellenberg FanMike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:48pm
also the Mike Schellenberg account on there isn't me. So I'm not allowed to join, but somebody else is allowed to join in my name.
We clearly need to start a campaign for a Stoner Claus name exemption. Either that or the bogus Schellenberg needs to relinquish the name rights. Preferrably the former.
Try Stone R ClausIt might fly.Since those original awesome messages I received from the legendary Schellenberg, I've now received the following three equally as awesome messages from Stoner Claus. Once again, these are 100% real:Mike Schellenberg September 28 at 6:48pmSo I thought the Facebook friend request idea was so brilliant that I decided to do it. I sent the home intruder, Schellenberg, the link to this thread to. I woke up this morning and saw that I had two messages from him. These are honest to God, 100% true responses from the home intruder:So who has friend requested him?
Lol. Thanks.
Ya I'm over it and it definitely seems like my neighbor's cool.
I read through the rest of the posts later on and they ended up being really funny.
Mike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:41pm
I've tried twice now to register on the forum as Stoner Claus, but it seems the admins are deleting my accounts. I guess they don't like the word stoner. So I'm not sure what I can do to join in the fun.
Mike Schellenberg September 30 at 5:48pm
also the Mike Schellenberg account on there isn't me. So I'm not allowed to join, but somebody else is allowed to join in my name.
We clearly need to start a campaign for a Stoner Claus name exemption. Either that or the bogus Schellenberg needs to relinquish the name rights. Preferrably the former.
Hey stoner claus, You can have this account if you want it. I thought this had potential for good shtick but if you really want this, it's all yours. Shoot me an email:wrongapartmenet@gmail.com (yes, I typo'd the email addy. sue me. at least I know which door is mine.)
I have to laugh at some of you who, while having time to think about it, tell us how you would rationally handle the situation. I know how my husband would react and I believe 99% of the guys here would do the same. At the very least I would think you guys would tackle him to the ground, probably get a few punches in, subdue him, THEN ask questions. IMO, it's a normal, instinctual way for a male to react when you realize that someone is in your home in the middle of the night. Natural instinct to protect. Nothing wrong with that.I've been drunk many times. Really drunk. HTF are you too drunk to use a LIGHT SWITCH?!!Most babies learn this skill by 6 months. I'm leaning back toward you shooting him.because I was too drunk to use a light switch,
Mike has contacted me. This will be the last post from the FAKE Mike Schellenberg. Handing over the keys now. Mike: Welcome, guy.Mike Schellenberg said:Hey stoner claus, You can have this account if you want it. I thought this had potential for good shtick but if you really want this, it's all yours. Shoot me an email:wrongapartmenet@gmail.com (yes, I typo'd the email addy. sue me. at least I know which door is mine.)
Mike has contacted me. This will be the last post from the FAKE Mike Schellenberg. Handing over the keys now. Mike: Welcome, guy.Mike Schellenberg said:Hey stoner claus,
You can have this account if you want it. I thought this had potential for good shtick but if you really want this, it's all yours.
Shoot me an email:
wrongapartmenet@gmail.com (yes, I typo'd the email addy. sue me. at least I know which door is mine.)
Swing and a miss.2 Members: piratemike, Loner Claus
Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
:cocksgun:Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
If Mike Schellenberg of Winnipeg, Manitoba would have broken in my place he would've had at least 3 bullets in him within seconds of him entering my property illegally.
I can't stop laughing at this. There has to be a Bigbottom-esque "Stoner Claus is coming to town" parody here somewhere...Stoner Claus comes in the middle of the night on the first Friday of the fall, and brings drugs and shoes to the good little boys and girls.
awesomeStarted reading this one on Page 1, then went to Page 5. NEVER saw this jump coming. Freaking cool as hell. Back to read the middle of the book...
Most things are funny when stoned. High? That toaster over there is hilarious.Response 2: Mike Schellenberg September 28 at 1:00am
At first I was concerned about the forum. But now that I'm high it seems really funny. Not the actual thing of course, but the net discussion.
I've never had people discussing my actions so intently. I guess it's sort of what a celebrity feels like reading a tabloid.
Welcome Mike Please note that I was in favor of not shooting you.Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
Let the record reflect that I wasn't for shooting you either. I was, however, for duct taping you and leaving you outside. Welcome aboard.Welcome Mike Please note that I was in favor of not shooting you.Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
Tufnel registerd "Boner Claws" back in '05 but I think you're good on this one.is Boner Claus taken?
I just wanted to say, this thread is awesome.
You know, you could be right. His incoherent mumbling would make a lot more sense in that light.I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.I'll look into it.You did absolutely fine. I wonder how different your reaction might have been if you lived in a house instead of apartment. I live in a house on a cul de sac, with my wife and two young daughters. If there was a stranger in our house in the middle of the night, there would be no plausible explanation other than that stranger meant to rob us or do us harm.
If you have a 4 year old son, you owe it to him and yourself to install a home security system. You can get one of these for fairly cheap.
Care to tell us what kind of shoes you wear? Drpill can verify.Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
This is a good call, sorry Mike, but we are suspicious people.But I approve of your pothead shtick..Care to tell us what kind of shoes you wear? Drpill can verify.Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
Welcome !!!OK, tell us everything from your point of view. What you can remember, at least.Toke Toke Toke, Merry Chronicas!It's me the real Mike. And now I have to run, but I will be back.Thanks for giving me the account.
I'm waiting for drunk/high Mike to come busting into this thread in the middle of the night and Joe Bryant shooting him with the thread gun.
I'm waiting for drunk/high Mike to come busting into this thread in the middle of the night and Joe Bryant shooting him with the thread gun.
Good story! Stick around here a while. It's a fun message board.Alrighty. I have a few minutes before heading off to school.First of all I wear Newbalance. Since I definitely didn't have a flashlight, it must have been my cell phone, which I often use for light when I can't see. I know that it's a pretty common thing to do.That night I went to a wedding social with $2.50 drinks. There's nothing worse than cheap drinks that you can rationalize over-consuming as helping out friends with their new life together. I don't remember the trip home, but I remember my friend gave me a ride so that I wouldn't need to sleep in my car, hence the mumbling about my friends. My drunk brain connected how did you get in here with how did you get home I guess. I don't think I realized it wasn't my apartment and had probably used the key in the door without realizing it had been left unlocked, so I guess I connected my key opening a door with the door belonging to my home. I can only assume that I was on my way to the bathroom for a piss when I ran into DrPill. This is the part that I was able to vaguely remember because my first thought was to wonder who was in my apartment, until he started asking me questions and then I realized it was me who was in the wrong apartment. Totally unable to express the thoughts sloshing through my brain and gripped with fear, when he gave up trying to figure out what I was doing and kicked me out, I took off down the stairs and out of the building because I thought he was chasing me. I ran and hid in the grass, laying down and collecting my thoughts. After a while I realized he wasn't chasing me and I was probably safe to go back in, making sure this time to go into the right apartment. Never during this time did I realize that I didn't have my shoes or glasses, or the weed, and went right to bed, where what had happened promptly disappeared from my memory.I woke up to find that my glasses were missing, and panicked a bit, trying to remember why they were gone. I vaguely remembered lying outside in the grass, so I went to put on my shoes and check outside to see if I found them. There were no shoes, and this is when the nagging memory that someone had been yelling at me the night before suddenly made sense and I was able to remember enough to assume it was my neighbors apartment.I decided to check outside for my glasses and shoes first before knocking on his door in shame. He had kindly written on the white board at the building entrance that Mike Schellenberg should call this number to get my stuff back. I wasn't sure how he had my name, but I figured he had recognized me. Anyways I called, and that was when I found out I had also left pot, oops. So I got my stuff back and he was really cool about it, which was a relief, although I still felt like an idiot. Being hung over all day I only went on Facebook the next day, to find a message linking me to this page. And the rest they say is history.And now I need to get ready for school or I'll be late. But I think this I've proven myself.In the end I'm glad that my blunders have been able to bring cheer to so many people.
This is an awesome, epic moment of Real Life and iLife colliding in a great, hilarious way.Alrighty. I have a few minutes before heading off to school.First of all I wear Newbalance. Since I definitely didn't have a flashlight, it must have been my cell phone, which I often use for light when I can't see. I know that it's a pretty common thing to do.That night I went to a wedding social with $2.50 drinks. There's nothing worse than cheap drinks that you can rationalize over-consuming as helping out friends with their new life together. I don't remember the trip home, but I remember my friend gave me a ride so that I wouldn't need to sleep in my car, hence the mumbling about my friends. My drunk brain connected how did you get in here with how did you get home I guess. I don't think I realized it wasn't my apartment and had probably used the key in the door without realizing it had been left unlocked, so I guess I connected my key opening a door with the door belonging to my home. I can only assume that I was on my way to the bathroom for a piss when I ran into DrPill. This is the part that I was able to vaguely remember because my first thought was to wonder who was in my apartment, until he started asking me questions and then I realized it was me who was in the wrong apartment. Totally unable to express the thoughts sloshing through my brain and gripped with fear, when he gave up trying to figure out what I was doing and kicked me out, I took off down the stairs and out of the building because I thought he was chasing me. I ran and hid in the grass, laying down and collecting my thoughts. After a while I realized he wasn't chasing me and I was probably safe to go back in, making sure this time to go into the right apartment. Never during this time did I realize that I didn't have my shoes or glasses, or the weed, and went right to bed, where what had happened promptly disappeared from my memory.I woke up to find that my glasses were missing, and panicked a bit, trying to remember why they were gone. I vaguely remembered lying outside in the grass, so I went to put on my shoes and check outside to see if I found them. There were no shoes, and this is when the nagging memory that someone had been yelling at me the night before suddenly made sense and I was able to remember enough to assume it was my neighbors apartment.I decided to check outside for my glasses and shoes first before knocking on his door in shame. He had kindly written on the white board at the building entrance that Mike Schellenberg should call this number to get my stuff back. I wasn't sure how he had my name, but I figured he had recognized me. Anyways I called, and that was when I found out I had also left pot, oops. So I got my stuff back and he was really cool about it, which was a relief, although I still felt like an idiot. Being hung over all day I only went on Facebook the next day, to find a message linking me to this page. And the rest they say is history.And now I need to get ready for school or I'll be late. But I think this I've proven myself.In the end I'm glad that my blunders have been able to bring cheer to so many people.