Women acting shocked they have to pay at the registers..... (1 Viewer)

[AhrnCityPahnder]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

Yes. she would full the RELENTLESS WRATH OF MY HORN if I was behind her.

 

[jplvr]

Had a great moment a few months back. Walking back to the office after lunch. Big family is on the sidewalk, coming the other way, heading right for me. Walking side-by-side and blocking the whole sidewalk, literally. There's no space to maneuver around them. I'm on my side of the sidewalk, and I'm not moving. The 13/14 year-old son is directly in front of me. I keep moving toward the pack. The pack keeps coming at me. I don't stop. I drop a shoulder and make a "polite" effort to turn sideways, but not very much. Smack right into the kid and knock him back a bit. I don't lose a step. The dad turns to his son and says "Watch where you're walking, dumb###, there's other people around you know."

Thank you.

This is when you need to stop moving. Whenever a crowd of people is heading my way and doesnt seem to be filing in together to share the sidewalk, if you stop moving, they have to break up and move around you. If they see you moving as well, they think its up to you to move out of their way. Works more than it doesnt, i have found.

 

[tommyboy]

The proper method is the Delta Force zig zag, directly at said family. Theyll either end up on the grass or youll get 2-3 confirmed kills

 

[rikishiboy]

They also forget that after they park they need to get out of the car...They always take about 1 full minute to prepare themselves to get out of the car.

My wife does this. If I'm looking to push a button I can be in the store shopping before she gets out of the car. But she's going to be pissed that I left her.

Oh, and one other thing. When a woman says she wants to go shopping at a couple places, that means at least 6. Maybe more. Drives me insane when a 2 hour trip turns into 5 because we all of a sudden serially remember that we have to go "there", too.

This is my wife too. She thinks it's the most amazing thing when I leave the house To go buy something, I actually come back with just what I went to get.

 

[TxBuckeye]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

Yea. I'm surprised she hasn't been rear-ended (by a car) a few times by now. Odds are it's going to happen.

 

[mr. furley]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

"well, i didn't know the light was green and i didn't want to just get hit!"

about every. single. time.

 

[TxBuckeye]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

"well, i didn't know the light was green and i didn't want to just get hit!"

about every. single. time.

So why is she the one driving rather than yourself?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

How does she pull up to a traffic light without noticing whether it's green or red?

Really, this is scary. Your wife may be the worst driver on the planet. Like, Lori in TWD bad. Tell her what the FFA thinks of her and maybe that will straighten her out.

 

[jonboltz]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

"well, i didn't know the light was green and i didn't want to just get hit!"

about every. single. time.

 

[mr. furley]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

Yes. she would full the RELENTLESS WRATH OF MY HORN if I was behind her.

euphemism?

 

[mr. furley]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

Yea. I'm surprised she hasn't been rear-ended (by a car) a few times by now. Odds are it's going to happen.

she's been in plenty of accidents but only rear-ended once. on the highway. wife had to slam on her brakes to avoid an accident in front of her, lady behind her nicked the bumper of my wife's car and went in the ditch.. no damage to the rear of the wife's car but she had to go in the ditch as well.

the other lady came out of the accident claiming about 10 different ailments that she had previously claimed in various other accident lawsuits. lawyers settled for something like 30k+ just to stop having to deal with her.

 

[mr. furley]

my wife stops at green lights when making right turns. full stop.

this is why i drive when we go places together

What does she say when you tell her that's not how it works?

Seriously...that's dangerous.

"well, i didn't know the light was green and i didn't want to just get hit!"

about every. single. time.

So why is she the one driving rather than yourself?

happens rarely when we're together that she drives. usually only if i've been drinking. otherwise she does drive herself to work, etc.