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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (3 Viewers)

Sebowski said:
Nothing wrong with government cheese. I not putting it on a charcuterie board, but there is nothing better on a cheesesteak, cheeseburgers, and anything you want melty there can be nothing better. At least a little fake cheese in a blend will make a grilled cheese, mac n cheese have a better consistency. These are the facts as I know them. 
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I strenuously object, but to each his own.

But to be honest, American cheese + mayonnaise made me sick when I was a kid, and i have a hard time eating either to this day, so I am admittedly biased. The American cheese-product I can tolerate in small doses, but mayo is on the no-fly list for me. 

 
[icon] said:
It's easy to overthink the menu... then you'll find yourself scrambling to cook a ton of crap and miss out on the reason for the cookout (talking to her). Pick a couple staples (burgers and dogs), execute them well but with limited effort required (appear proficient, but leave time to engage her). Backyard cookouts are about nailing the basics... you're going to get a LOT further with time spent talking to her, than you will with an overly-complex menu.

Down the road when you have her over for dinner solo... THAT's when you break out the more complex meal to flex your culinary skills. 
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This is exactly right. 

 
[icon] said:
It's easy to overthink the menu... then you'll find yourself scrambling to cook a ton of crap and miss out on the reason for the cookout (talking to her). Pick a couple staples (burgers and dogs), execute them well but with limited effort required (appear proficient, but leave time to engage her). Backyard cookouts are about nailing the basics... you're going to get a LOT further with time spent talking to her, than you will with an overly-complex menu.

Down the road when you have her over for dinner solo... THAT's when you break out the more complex meal to flex your culinary skills. 
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:goodposting:   Missed this one earlier. This is EXACTLY correct.:thumbup: 

 
Weather and Grilling talk.  This thread is basically the epitome of what it would be like if we had a weekend FFA real-life outing.

 
offdee said:
Weather and Grilling talk.  This thread is basically the epitome of what it would be like if we had a weekend FFA real-life outing.
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We don't talk about freezing our jeans or frosting our hair around here, guy.

 
She has already decided whether she would ever sleep with you. If she comes over with alcohol, you are in her pants within a few weeks.  If she brings dessert, congrats you made a new friend.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
She has already decided whether she would ever sleep with you. If she comes over with alcohol, you are in her pants within a few weeks.  If she brings dessert, congrats you made a new friend.
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Yeah, yeah, we all know this.  We're just using this as a platform to imagine we're in our backyards grilling hamburgers for MILFs right now instead of working.  Why you gotta ruin it?

 
Sebowski said:
Nothing wrong with government cheese. I not putting it on a charcuterie board, but there is nothing better on a cheesesteak, cheeseburgers, and anything you want melty there can be nothing better. At least a little fake cheese in a blend will make a grilled cheese, mac n cheese have a better consistency. These are the facts as I know them. 
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Nothing makes women drop their panties quicker than government cheese...

 
Sebowski said:
Nothing wrong with government cheese. I not putting it on a charcuterie board, but there is nothing better on a cheesesteak, cheeseburgers, and anything you want melty there can be nothing better. At least a little fake cheese in a blend will make a grilled cheese, mac n cheese have a better consistency. These are the facts as I know them. 
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Kafkaesque.

 
If there's time, you can also get some weather customized aprons:

Grilling in the rain gets me so wet

Hail the Chef

Is that thunder or are you just happy to see my buns?

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
She has already decided whether she would ever sleep with you. If she comes over with alcohol, you are in her pants within a few weeks.  If she brings dessert, congrats you made a new friend.
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I understand the generalization but I don't agree. Here's why.  Or maybe she just doesn't drink. :shrug: I am pretty sure I saw her with a glass of wine on the porch one day but not sure. I plan on mentioning what I will be having. No pressure on her either way. 

 
NutterButter said:
There's bunch of people coming out the front and there's one of them that makes the wise move and goes to the left rather than straight.  It looks like he barely makes it.  I like to think so.  The rest of them get crushed.   
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Damn, I didn't even notice the people when I posted that.  :shock:

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
She has already decided whether she would ever sleep with you. If she comes over with alcohol, you are in her pants within a few weeks.  If she brings dessert, congrats you made a new friend.
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Weeks?  If he is going to nail her, it is going to happen within a week of the BBQ no matter what she brings. 

 
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