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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

tommyboy said:
My first date I wore penny loafers, white athletic socks with red stripe , plaid shorts and tie dyed T-shirt. My wife is hot with two tattoos. We've been together for 27 years and still have sex multiple times per week. And we have 4 kids.

If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. 
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Problem is.. he's 40..  he can't wear dirty  go to shirt shorts in floor with flip flops an backward ball cap... spray some.axe or gio on... jelly bean logic.  Hopin an wishin. Sucker movie ish....not way life works...

Sex multiple times a week.. lol.. not day. How old are you people lmao.. dont get gh an test etc????? Need get better  dr/insurance 

 
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proninja said:
The "I'm richer and more handsome than you" shtick combined with the "your woman would leave you for me" shtick works way better with a little more developed command of the English
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Wise man. Hes beem posting along time with English major. Trust it. People don't forget 

 
If she tells you her tattoo translates to 'she.may not want.game', I'd say moneyneversleeps is on the right track. 

 
I am not understanding the reluctance to tells us her job or the field of work she is in?  This seems like a red flag that the Colonel is hiding something.

Also Colonel you never said if she smoked or not?

 
money.never.sleeps said:
Honestly.... thread on something simple or what should be at 40 doesn't make sense.  Figured this game is simple for you... like saying "walk in as if you own the place" applies to life. You sound really insecure/not confident.  total turn off... (mean nicely). You're the man remember not 15..

Shes single for a reason an not married. If you want to do whole bond based on asking about her ex  or past go ahead.... Its a ploy or YOU could be u an let her open up talking about anything but her past. .. coffee date not something id endorse.  Shes been there done that. Meet at nice hotel bar . Thats not friend zone like Starbucks... seem way more cool breeze. Trying to recreate excitement not a soccer mom special on lifetime.  Ya and stop going to trash 50x a day... and dont wear "business casual" like ever other dude your age at whole foods... be different but modest. Yes starched polo an shorts /pants ** light... ur a single dude not dip #### reg joe.... she sees him 100x week at grocery Store.. i say all this figuring ur.good.looking savy comedic etc.. if not ur funked...

An working out few days week saying i eat much carbs makes me know ur soft.  You  arent on level to brag... ur a reg guy no hard body an thats ok.. but guy like.me comes in same time .... better hope she likes "nice guys"... if shes as hot as u say. Good luck boss. U got one thing right.. mouth piece is impotant.. hope.goes well an end.day be u. All advice is bs if not who u are inside. She.may not want.game. 
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Nice hotel bar?  They live in rural Louisiana, I doubt the Motel 6 has much of an ambiance.  Tom Bodett might leave the light on but it isn't the place to grab a coffee with this broad.

 
NRJ -

Today is an important day. The planning is done, the troops are in position and now is the time to engage the female. Like any encounter, be flexible enough if things deviate from what you think - and they will. Clear mind and focus on the objectives at hand. DO NOT over-extend your supply lines. DO NOT back down. Examine your exit strategy and execute it well. And beyond all else, soldier - have a good time!!

DIS-MISSED!!!

 
it got date not work harrumph for starch shirt if coffee is drinks.  you fine not like other creeps.  i hope common to go lol.  me fail english?  that s unpossible!

 
I'm having a second cup of :coffee:  in honor of our hero today. 

Get your coffee black - show her you're a real man. 

 
money.never.sleeps said:
Honestly.... thread on something simple or what should be at 40 doesn't make sense.  Figured this game is simple for you... like saying "walk in as if you own the place" applies to life. You sound really insecure/not confident.  total turn off... (mean nicely). You're the man remember not 15..

Shes single for a reason an not married. If you want to do whole bond based on asking about her ex  or past go ahead.... Its a ploy or YOU could be u an let her open up talking about anything but her past. .. coffee date not something id endorse.  Shes been there done that. Meet at nice hotel bar . Thats not friend zone like Starbucks... seem way more cool breeze. Trying to recreate excitement not a soccer mom special on lifetime.  Ya and stop going to trash 50x a day... and dont wear "business casual" like ever other dude your age at whole foods... be different but modest. Yes starched polo an shorts /pants ** light... ur a single dude not dip #### reg joe.... she sees him 100x week at grocery Store.. i say all this figuring ur.good.looking savy comedic etc.. if not ur funked...

An working out few days week saying i eat much carbs makes me know ur soft.  You  arent on level to brag... ur a reg guy no hard body an thats ok.. but guy like.me comes in same time .... better hope she likes "nice guys"... if shes as hot as u say. Good luck boss. U got one thing right.. mouth piece is impotant.. hope.goes well an end.day be u. All advice is bs if not who u are inside. She.may not want.game. 
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You're pretty much wrong on every single fragmented sentence you wrote, but thanks for playing along. :coffee:  

 
pantherclub said:
I am not understanding the reluctance to tells us her job or the field of work she is in?  This seems like a red flag that the Colonel is hiding something.

Also Colonel you never said if she smoked or not?
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It's irrelevant to the story. 

I doubt she smokes. Haven't seen her smoking. And she doesn't have the smoker look or voice.

 
money.never.sleeps said:
Honestly.... thread on something simple or what should be at 40 doesn't make sense.  Figured this game is simple for you... like saying "walk in as if you own the place" applies to life. You sound really insecure/not confident.  total turn off... (mean nicely). You're the man remember not 15..

Shes single for a reason an not married. If you want to do whole bond based on asking about her ex  or past go ahead.... Its a ploy or YOU could be u an let her open up talking about anything but her past. .. coffee date not something id endorse.  Shes been there done that. Meet at nice hotel bar . Thats not friend zone like Starbucks... seem way more cool breeze. Trying to recreate excitement not a soccer mom special on lifetime.  Ya and stop going to trash 50x a day... and dont wear "business casual" like ever other dude your age at whole foods... be different but modest. Yes starched polo an shorts /pants ** light... ur a single dude not dip #### reg joe.... she sees him 100x week at grocery Store.. i say all this figuring ur.good.looking savy comedic etc.. if not ur funked...

An working out few days week saying i eat much carbs makes me know ur soft.  You  arent on level to brag... ur a reg guy no hard body an thats ok.. but guy like.me comes in same time .... better hope she likes "nice guys"... if shes as hot as u say. Good luck boss. U got one thing right.. mouth piece is impotant.. hope.goes well an end.day be u. All advice is bs if not who u are inside. She.may not want.game. 
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Except for the 14-year-old texting (c'mon now - "you", not "u"), I agree with this.

 
"I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that..."

 
She being on the wrong side of 40 and with two kids I imagine one of her tattoos could be a bar coded expiration date, and she is fast approaching that date.  She is definitely past her maximum freshness date, and maybe her sell by date.

You Colonel, are the catch here, not her.  She should be pursuing you.

 
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proninja said:
If she does something somewhat uncommon it's likely she can be found with a Google search. In fact, he's probably already done it and knows that if he tells us what industry she is in there's a possibility he's given us enough info to find her. 

And that would be really dumb of him to do. 
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Gotta agree with that.  Plus, unless she's a hooker or something, her line of work is irrelevant to this thread.  Here, it's all woo all the time.  And maybe some cheese discussion.  Also weather.  Oh yeah, backwoods fashion.

 
VandyMan said:
Gotta agree with that.  Plus, unless she's a hooker or something, her line of work is irrelevant to this thread.  Here, it's all woo all the time.  And maybe some cheese discussion.  Also weather.  Oh yeah, backwoods fashion.
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Maybe she is a reality T.V. personality.  Could be she is a new addition to Swamp People.  Troy Edwards is the King of the Swamp, but this chick is the new Princess of the Swamp.

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
She being on the wrong side of 40 and with two kids I imagine one of her tattoos could be a bar coded expiration date, and she is fast approaching that date.  She is definitely past her maximum freshness date, and maybe her sell by date.

You Colonel, are the catch here, not her.  she should be pursuing you.
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i appreciate that, DW. And I'm not sure she's not. :unsure:  (and I'm ok with that)

 
What time is this coffee date. I actually have work today and want to know an approx time to check back in

Add me to the who cares coffee vs lunch group. If she didnt want any of you, she would have just blown it off all together imo

 
VandyMan said:
:lmao:
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I picture her out in a boat with Troy, approaching a "Tree Shaker".  She's wearing boots, Daisy Dukes, and a bikini top.  She has on a John Deer ball cap with a ponytail coming through, has on work gloves, and is covered with glistening sweat.  Troy grabs the line and she gets the gun.  Troy is yelling "Shoot Miss Jessup, shoot!".  She drops that gator right in the sweet spot and then she and Troy roll a twelve footer into the boat before running another line.

 
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Do you have the pubebrows and stick-on eyes applied?  On second thought, save that for the next time you guys are all hanging out, the kids and everything.

 
In Erin Brockovich the biker neighbor's in was when her childcare worker dropped the kids off with him out of the blue - see if you can put some visine in the nanny's drink and then you can be the knight in shining armor.

Or see if she has any lily of the valley plants around, and show up at the hospital.

 
Grace Under Pressure said:
"I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that..."
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:whoosh:

 
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