Limp Ditka
Footballguy
5 page update?.... this guy seal the deal yet?
Nope. mostly shtick thus far, but hoping the weekend brings an interesting update5 page update?.... this guy seal the deal yet?
Good lord man, your consonants are miss-locating. You have twenty four hours to get laid or your balls will permanently retract. Do something Stat!while I do get this aspect, I also think a trip to the park or something along those lines, also allows a little one-on-one time for us to chit-chat and at the same time gives me a little insight into how she interacts with her own kids (and mine perhaps), which is also an important conisderation
No...no....we said FRIDAY MORNING!!Nope. mostly shtick thus far, but hoping the weekend brings an interesting update
Oof. As a fellow grammar/spelling Nazi, I humbly apologize for that atrocious misstep, good sir. As for the 24-hour deadline, I guess I'll just keep on taking cold showers until they elect some gal President.Good lord man, your consonants are miss-locating. You have twenty four hours to get laid or your balls will permanently retract. Do something Stat!
Indeed. By then either he is already familiar with her O face or his balls will have retracted so far that they will have strangled him to death, completely cutting off his airflow.No...no....we said FRIDAY MORNING!!
Promote them all, I say.Oof. As a fellow grammar/spelling Nazi, I humbly apologize for that atrocious misstep, good sir. As for the 24-hour deadline, I guess I'll just keep on taking cold showers until they elect some gal President.
Interestingly enough, I haven't seen her in the morning yet during the week. She leaves later than we do, as I have to be at work for 7:30, so we head out earlier.No...no....we said FRIDAY MORNING!!
Wow I've never seen a "popular" flagged post. Special!Godsbrother said:Trash day. Tell her you really admire her cans and ask if it would okay if you could look at them when you take your junk out next week.
your face is the absolute worst place for everything but a fistThis thread is once again proof that the FFA is the absolute worst place to come for advice on almost anything.
Before you leave in morning, just leave a set of new gutters at her doorstep for a good morning surprise!Nathan R. Jessep said:Interestingly enough, I haven't seen her in the morning yet during the week. She leaves later than we do, as I have to be at work for 7:30, so we head out earlier.
This actually is not a bad idea in Louisiana now. Just say it is for the Cajun Navy Headquaters when #### hits the fan. Or just start calling it, "Our life boat".As I pointed out yesterday, Colonel, you want to make her want you. Women are deeply intrigued by men who are highly ambitious, good with their hands, but yet mysterious. Have you considered building a life-size replica of Noah's Ark in your front yard?
If she asks, you can say: "Yep, building it myself. Now if I can just find a female to repopulate the planet with...." [as you shoot her with your finger pistol and wink]
wtf?You could try getting to know her before deciding she is the one.
Settle down hard charger...we got thisThis is sorry. Next time you see this broad is home, go over to her house and ask her and the kids over for some BBQ. Quit being intimidated by this woman. You have to take a chance.
And worrying about what happens after he bangs her and doesn't want to see her any more is ridiculous. It is pretty common to have to deal with seeing women that we have banged and dumped. You may end up friends eventually or you may never talk to her again. Who cares? Go find another woman on the next street or something.
I know. My 15 minutes have finally arrived and I'm one of the populars ....coyote5 said:Wow I've never seen a "popular" flagged post. Special!
You really do not got this. Our hero is soon going to be watching some other dude's car leaving the drive every morning while he still ponders if he should bake the lady cookies or ask to borrow an umbrella.Settle down hard charger...we got this
that is the plan, bfYou could try getting to know her before deciding she is the one.
have not seen her yet... patience, GBAlso, I thought we were getting of the lady? Where are we on the ?
but....but..but..there may be a sprinkle in the airThis is sorry. Next time you see this broad is home, go over to her house and ask her and the kids over for some BBQ. Quit being intimidated by this woman. You have to take a chance.
And worrying about what happens after he bangs her and doesn't want to see her any more is ridiculous. It is pretty common to have to deal with seeing women that we have banged and dumped. You may end up friends eventually or you may never talk to her again. Who cares? Go find another woman on the next street or something.
Just hectic scheduling with the first week of school, etc. I think business will pick up once I get the digits. Stay tuned.seems like she is a "Hard target" to go after
He's not eminence; he's going to move on this.Just be sure to report back here how it all goeswhenif you finally make your move.
I'm definitely going to move on this as if this game has already been played. Just a matter of when.He's not eminence; he's going to move on this.
You're not thinking outside the boxYou really do not got this. Our hero is soon going to be watching some other dude's car leaving the drive every morning while he still ponders if he should bake the lady cookies or ask to borrow an umbrella.Settle down hard charger...we got this
Of course that'll pick up business, but I'd wait until at least the second date before requesting rectal digital stimulation. Pro tip.I think business will pick up once I get the digits.
She's got a great rack. Wtf else do you need to know?You could try getting to know her before deciding she is the one.
The problem is that he is doing way too much thinking out of the box.You're not thinking outside the box
So what's your plan at this point?I'm definitely going to move on this as if this game has already been played. Just a matter of when.
I plan on making her laugh and charming the #### out of her by any means necessary, then we'll take it from there.So what's your plan at this point?
Plan BI plan on making her laugh and charming the #### out of her by any means necessary, then we'll take it from there.
Nathan R. Jessep said:Not sure. It was after we had shut down outside activities for the evening.
Have we considered the possibility that this little strumpet sent the kids to our boy's door looking for a trustworthy babysitter to use while she's out getting banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane? How would this change your advise?Nathan R. Jessep said:Interestingly enough, I haven't seen her in the morning yet during the week. She leaves later than we do, as I have to be at work for 7:30, so we head out earlier.
You mean for the cookie delivery? She accompanied the 5yo for that. Let us not postulate with such nonsense theories.Have we considered the possibility that this little strumpet sent the kids to our boy's door looking for a trustworthy babysitter to use while she's out getting banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane? How would this change your advise?
Don't hold your breath. The chick doesn't get home until late, so he probably won't get to talk to her today. I'm hoping he has a weekend update, though.friday can't come soon enough.