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Odds he yells out an FBG name at climax is currently set at 5:2.Poor guy. Even if he does get with this gal he won't be able to NOT think of the FFA before/during/afterward.
Odds he yells out an FBG name at climax is currently set at 5:2.Poor guy. Even if he does get with this gal he won't be able to NOT think of the FFA before/during/afterward.
Odds it's Dickie Dunn is 3:1.Odds he yells out an FBG name at climax is currently set at 5:2.
i like the can of pam in his pants. always be prepared
No idea why that would turn her off. When decent people come over to a back yard bbq, they really want something to do. Particularly a small one with literally no adult to talk to outside of the host. He is certainly welcome to tell her to sit down and relax, but in this case, "sit down, relax, I got this" just means watch all these damn kids.Man, you don't want her having to do anything like help cook on the first date. She needs to sit back and watch the Colonel as he owns that sh.it.
this is nathan later that nightWe talkin bout cheese?!?
Not hooking up and banging hot neighbors in the rain.
We talking bout chese!?!!?
This is a good point.No idea why that would turn her off. When decent people come over to a back yard bbq, they really want something to do. Particularly a small one with literally no adult to talk to outside of the host. He is certainly welcome to tell her to sit down and relax, but in this case, "sit down, relax, I got this" just means watch all these damn kids.
I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.Odds it's Dickie Dunn is 3:1.Odds he yells out an FBG name at climax is currently set at 5:2.
I think the "Paddington look" is the way to go here. Foolproof.Better have rubbers on hand, just in case.
This. Probably an ideal time for a neg. You need to demonstrate value. Tell her a woman's place is in the kitchen and she can help with the dishes.No idea why that would turn her off. When decent people come over to a back yard bbq, they really want something to do.
I totally get the hate for Kraft singles. I don't make my burgers that often, so I end up throwing away 3/4 full packs of them because they're not good for anything else.
That said, watch this starting around 2:00 to understand how the perfect burger is constructed. We're not making coq au vin here, folks. A cheeseburger speaks to our childhood selves who went nuts with excitement when mom gave in and took us to McDonald's.
I am so incredibly drunk and stoned right now, I'd be remiss if I didn't divulge that,
If you're going to eat Kraft Singles, they may as well be as fresh as possible. :XDude. They don't expire for like 24 years. They're fine.
does plastic ever expire?Dude. They don't expire for like 24 years. They're fine.
mmmm chupacabrafirst off, the move is stuffing the burgers with cheese, letting it melt inside.
next, menu should be traditional bayou IMO. so, crawfish boil, potatoes, snapping turtle, gator, chupacabra.
Nope. NRJ isn't Em. He's a FBG.Am I the only one who actually expects our hero to hit a home run the night of the BBQ? I have a good feeling about this
I'm almost done with day 19. Should finish up tomorrow. GOOD stuff, too.Nope. NRJ isn't Em. He's a FBG.
The thing that sucks is I'm not going to get an update in the Making a Murderers thread anytime soon and I am a bit salty about that. But it's to a good and noble cause so what the heck.
How I imagine our GB @Nathan R. Jessep: http://imgur.com/a/b4wsfCLEAR FORECAST THIS WEEK, WEATHER #####ES!!!!!!1!!~
AR can spin a tale. But his adventures are like a big Hollywood summer blockbuster. They are amazing and you leave with disbelieve of what you just saw.
But then you have NRJ his tale is like a well done indie film. Or maybe an inspiring documentary. The kind of film that lifts your spirits and makes you think that anyone has a chance to be a hero at least for one day. As long as it doesn't rain.
Go get her NRJ go get her.
Tell her, it's weiners in your backyard this afternoon, then a weiner in her backyard tonight!Go get em' hero.. throw some footlongs on the grill.......... so to speak....
Nothing says "let's do it" like shellfish soaked hands.first off, the move is stuffing the burgers with cheese, letting it melt inside.
next, menu should be traditional bayou IMO. so, crawfish boil, potatoes, snapping turtle, gator, chupacabra.
This euphemism isn't as economical as "soak the walls", but it has potential.first off, the move is stuffing the burgers with cheese, letting it melt inside.
you ####ers take that negativity to the political threads!!!That would be pretty funny
You can bring the dude you're banging too!you ####ers take that negativity to the political threads!!!
Please do this.Tell her, it's weiners in your backyard this afternoon, then a weiner in her backyard tonight!
The easiest way to set your burgers apart from the average backyard burger is through a buttered, toasted bun. As soon as you pull the burgers off, braise the inside of the buns with some butter and throw them on the grill for a couple minutes until they are golden brown with some grill marks. Not only will your burgers will have better flavor, better texture, and better appearance, it will also show off a craftsmanship and attention to detail that women find sexy.
Hair is a bit shorter, eyes are brown I think, and prettier face (IMO) but similar body.from your description and finding an actress that closely resembles her. ive concluded with Evangeline Lilly
prettier face takes us into kate beckinsale territoryHair is a bit shorter, eyes are brown I think, and prettier face (IMO) but similar body.
One tiny notch below that. Kate is perfection. I realize "eye of the beholder" and all that, but this woman is beautiful.prettier face takes us into kate beckinsale territory