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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

At the ER. erection lasted longer than 4 hours.......little blue pill seriously messing with his blood pressure.

 
I really hope he didn't get "friend zoned".

"We had such a good time at the zoo, and my kids adore your kids--would you mind watching them on Saturday?  I have a date."

 
:lmao: :cry: :lmao:  at you guys!!  I'm here. It's really me. Got all my organs still. Had to read the color commentary of yesterday afternoon before I launch into the update. Coming up, give me a minute, here. 

Oh and I hope all you ####ers are telling your wives/SO's that you are basically following and participating in a Hallmark channel movie script. :P :lmao:  

 
This reply should have been pre written before coming here so it could be just cut and paste into the reply.

 
Official Vegas Odds

Zoo/Trampoline Date never happened -120
Date happened : Ended in friendly side-hug +100
Date happened : Ended in cheek kiss +140
Date happened : Ended in friendly no contact +150
Date happened : Ended in grown-up kiss +280
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for makeout session +1340
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for teh secks +10000

 
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[icon] said:
Official Vegas Odds

Zoo/Trampoline Date never happened -120
Date happened : Ended in friendly side-hug +100
Date happened : Ended in cheek kiss +140
Date happened : Ended in grown-up kiss +180
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for makeout session +340
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for teh secks +10000
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Horrible odds.

 
[icon] said:
Official Vegas Odds

Zoo/Trampoline Date never happened -120
Date happened : Ended in friendly side-hug +100
Date happened : Ended in cheek kiss +140
Date happened : Ended in grown-up kiss +180
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for makeout session +340
Date happened : Met back up after kids crashed for teh secks +10000
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I'd put $10 on secks at those odds.

 
cstu said:
Seems like something you'd write to your wife/gf, but the neighbor you haven't even kissed yet.  Suppose if she already decided to bang you it doesn't matter.
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Agreed. I know the "don't slow play it" crowd is pretty vocal but there is such a thing as "too much, too fast", especially with a single mother.

 
You've got to trust your instinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now star
'Cause that's your best bet
Watch me now with a wicked and wild and I said
We come with the funky style that gets us known for the show
And we'll mix the hip hop reggae if we say it is so
And #### the naysayers cause they don't mean a thing
Cause this is what style we bring
Now it's morning but last night's on my mind
There's something I need to get off my chest
And no matter what may come to shine
The dream will always be mine

 
Good chance he put together a mix tape for the ride to the trampoline park. Nothing but oldie love songs. Why do Fools Fall In Love, Going to the Chapel, etc. 

 
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