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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

krista4 said:
I don't know why this is making me :lmao:  so much but it is.

brony, am I wrong about hugs?  I mean, I've seen Hallmark cards and read Snoopy cartoons and stuff, but I thought that was a bunch of claptrap.  Maybe I'm off-base on that.
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you're right.

 
Tapping out.  Two completely different threads, Rons and this one.  She needs her loins tended and you're offering hugs.  Pathetic. I may be single soon and certainly am not going to be looking for hugs!!  Did you get your balls in the divorce decree or does your x still have them?   

 
krista4 said:
I don't know why this is making me :lmao:  so much but it is.

Brony, am I wrong about hugs?  I mean, I've seen Hallmark cards and read Snoopy cartoons and stuff, but I thought that was a bunch of claptrap.  Maybe I'm off-base on that.
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I don't know much about hugs, aside from what I learned from Billy and Dolly in Family Circus. Just found that sentence humerus by itself.

 
As for the Saints Uniform, I think we have to give a man who has spent the last 30 years of his life in uniform a bit of leeway.  Frankly I am surprised he did not have on their pants, coaching shoes, a whistle and a clipboard. 

 
mozzy84 said:
why can't we know what the undisclosed info was that happened to her?
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Just waiting to see another FBG post:

 "Advice needed - My wife and I aren't even divorced and my kids tell me she is going to trampoline parks and hugging on some other guy."

Responses include "start hiding money" and "nomarriage.com"

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I better not EVER see one single one of you with a tshirt AND hat of your favorite ### #### football team. Lots of lies in here. Bunch of posers. 
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I rocked a SB50 champs hat with an Orange crush shirt this weekend.  Normally don't wear hats but I was going to be outside all day and I don't have enough hair to protect my delicate scalp from the harsh rays of the sun.

 
I'd be a little worried about a woman's mental stability if she truly NEEDED a hug from an acquaintance.  Proceed with caution if this is what you believe....

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I get it, You're an alpha male. You can beat your chest and stereotype me all you want with the bits of information I have chosen to share. I don't care, because you don't know me. I know that I'm kind, I'm confident, and I'm a great father to my kids. I know exactly what I bring to the table. I'm letting her know what I bring to the table while seeing what she, herself,  brings to the table. I'm willing to let it play out, rather than rush in, cause drama for my kids (and hers) over what would essentially be a fling if there weren't more substance there between us. I'm looking for more than a fling here. I don't know what it will be, but I like where it's headed so far.

I started this thread because I was genuinely not sure if the signs I was seeing (before all this really started) was interest, and I thought it might be fun to document. I did not start this thread because I needed help or advice on how to actually proceed with actions. That being said, I am open minded and I do appreciate outside perspectives and opinions, and I have read every single post in this thread. I'm blown away by the response rate here. I never thought people would really find this #### interesting. It's been pretty fun. 

Regardless of the steps, "slow play," or whatever else, I can't make it any clearer than this. 
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When you're alone in your bathroom, are you moaning loud enough for her to hear you?

 
Kanil said:
I rocked a SB50 champs hat with an Orange crush shirt this weekend.  Normally don't wear hats but I was going to be outside all day and I don't have enough hair to protect my delicate scalp from the harsh rays of the sun.
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How dare you wear anything on a hat that resembles or even slightly color coordinates with your shirt!!!!!!

 
Tip #1.
Calibrate your value versus your friend’s value before you plan your approach.

If she is a 9 and you are a 7, use High Octane Material.  Be more assertive.  Give her at least 3 negs.  Do takeaways at emotional spike points.   Push and pull more.  Open loop her.  Qualify her.  Get her seeking validation, acceptance and approval from you.

If her value is lower than yours, do not need to use negs.  Instead, be more playful.  Show more insecurities.  Make a sincere compliment.  So always calibrate who, what, and where you are picking up.  CALIBRATION is the name of the GAME.

Tip #2.
Approach a one set with an opinion opener.

It has to seem like you only want an opinion from a female and she just happens to be in the area. If you actively look at her, with a smile and ask her for an opinion, her anti slut defense and anti pick up mechanism will kick in and you will be blown out. After you have successfully opened her and she believes through body language and other subtle things that you just want an opinion.  You can hook her with stories, routines, and ball busting.  Qualify her. For example, take her answer and bust on it.

Tip #3.
Remember women do not sleep with men who choose them, as this violates the anti slut mechanism.

That is why women chase and have sex men who play “Hard to get.”  Basically by you playing hard to get and making a woman chase you, you seem to convey that you don’t want to get down her pants desperately, you have other chicks because you play hard to get.  When you switch the tables on a woman like this, she doesn’t feel guilty about sleeping with you because SHE CHOSE IT.

In society it’s the women who choose so she won’t feel like she is violating societal convention and will be more apt to justify playing with you. She will say “yeah but I chose him”.  She did because you pushed her buttons, acted like a challenge, did takeaways, pushed and pulled her, and this made her chase you so it seems like she pursued you for sex. This is what you must do in a pick up.  Play hard to get. Meaning ball bust, and qualify her. Then screen and accept her.

Tip #4.
Approach at 45 degree angle.

Only close the angle if she earns it by responding to your opener and material. If she doesn’t, turn your back to her and just walk away. Women do this to guys all the time and it makes guys follow and chase them to find out “hey what the hell” what’s wrong with me or what did I say to seek her validation.   The same thing will happen when girl or set give you a “I’m not interested” response. Immediately disqualify them and turn your back. They will chase you.

Tip #5.
Do takeaways at high emotional peak points.

Once you deliver your high octane material like Cocky/funny, and she is engaged or laughing at the peak of the laugher. Turn your back slightly away from her and break eye contact. She will attempt to re-engage you to chase you because she wants those feelings you gave her. Remember people will chase to re build rapport with you when you attempt to break it. Also, people of higher value break rapport, while those of lower value try to build it.

Tip #6.
Always follow these steps in your pick up:  Approach-Show value-Attract-Rapport-Extract

There should be touch throughout. Less to more but she has to earn it.  Your body angle gets closer as the pick up progresses.  Remember, anytime she does something that you do not approve of, re open your body angle, lean away, touch her less.  This way, she becomes dependent on seeking your acceptance or approval.

Tip #8.
Talk slowly and from your diaphragm. Use deliberate pauses and delays.

Do not say “Right” or “You know” when you speak

Tip #9.
If a girl asks you a question, do not be too eager to answer it. Shows too much interest.

Just ignore it and she will say “Hey ….did you hear my question” which means she is eager to seek validation from you by you answering or communicating with her. That is the position of power you want to establish… where the tables are turned.

Tip #10.
Do not smile too much when you meet a set or a girl.

It shows approval seeking, AFCtendencies. Only smile as a reward to what she says if it impresses you. This will condition her to seek your validation . She has to earn it!  Then she will become like an approval seeking guy.

 
Kanil said:
Too be fair, I'm not wooing a woman.  We've been together 11 years (which at your rate of speed would mean I got to see/feel her boobs last night).  :ph34r:
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:lmao:

Given the scenarios he's shared with us the true timeline would be him seeing the boobs long before he touched them(after an ample amount of texts to ensure she was ok with it).

 
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shadyridr said:
If you dont ask her out on a date NOW you will be forever in the friend zone.
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Whole-heartedly disagree. I trust NRJs take on this....it's just going slow(ish).

I added the ish because some of y'all are being ridiculous here. Between neighbors, kids, and divorce not finalized any sane person would opt for slow over fast (particularly if NRJs goal is a long term relationship and not an easy hookup).....AND IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS!!!!

 
Although I still believe he should've been more aggressive with Hug #2, i still think his chances of blowing this are next to nothing.  With that in mind, Should he resume manscaping or can it wait a few more hugs/weeks?   

 
On your next "date" with your coordinated NFL gear ask her to touch your jersey.  Ask her how it feels.  Then ask does it feel like boyfriend material.  

 
Mookie said:
Although I still believe he should've been more aggressive with Hug #2, i still think his chances of blowing this are next to nothing.  With that in mind, Should he resume manscaping or can it wait a few more hugs/weeks?   
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this should never be a question regardless of status, imo

no sensible woman wants a brillo pad down there 

 
Willie Neslon said:
It's been in the bag since the moment she accepted the bbq invite.
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She would have been yours if NRJ had invited you to the bbq and let you in on the cornhole action.  No way she passes up the opportunity to get it on with an athlete at the top of his game.

 
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renesauz said:
Mr Rodgers.  Only every single time I open the thread!!!
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When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

Fast forward to today.  The FFA are the "helpers" and this is a scary thing for you.  Let us help.  

 
The Colonel is gonna be watching the Saints on Sunday with Marisa and subliminally shout out when they make a good play:

Woo Dat!

 
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