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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (4 Viewers)

In all seriousness, the hugs are obviously a tremendous development.  It's her way of showing she's interested and showing it's OK for you to make a move on her.  In other words, enough with the slow play here.

Lame as it seems, huge huge development IMO.  You've got this.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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For the sake of this thread, I pray to baby jesus that it was 1.5hrs hug on the deck.

 
Soulfly3 said:
Ps, vodka cleans that tip up, but, most importantly, it numbs it just enough that she'll be spraying your walls before you paint her face
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Wait what?  Is this a real thing that people do?

While I agree it would help disinfect your nethers, I'm having a hard time believing that it would delay the grand finale

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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Two days ago: 2 30 second hugs

Yesterday: 90 minute long hug

Today?  On pace for a 135 hour hug.  At least that is what the Sharkpool is projecting

 
damn, i just realized there are kids involved here.  obviously i am no longer qualified to offer advise.

good luck to Mother, Hugs and No Speed!

 
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i bet there is another guy who also wants her affections and he is training in a top secret gym and practicing hugging on a robot computer controlled hug impact monitor and taking hug enhancing drugs but at the same time the old colonol is out in the russian mountains in a rustic cabin hugging logs and large boulders in the snow uphill and you know damn well that when they meet is it going to end up with the hug enhanced guy shouting i hug for me and the bad guys chanting usa while colonial hugs marissa and moves in for a smacker freeze frame star wipe and were out take that to the bank bromigos 

 
Okay, I have to vent for a second NRJ:

1) You solicit help in your dating situation

2) You lay out a set of facts

3) We give our opinion based on the set of facts presented

4) You say we are wrong in our opinion and you made the correct decision because there are other facts we don't know about.

We are not wrong based on the set of facts presented. I would say we are probably right 95% of the time that you should have gone for a kiss instead of the second hug because that is what she was signaling. Krista4 confirms this from the female point of view.

THAT ALL SAID, WE STILL WISH SUCCESS IN YOUR QUEST!!!!

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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at this point, we gotta trust your judgement. Carry on.

 
Ok I'm a father of a 11 year old girl.  So I've slowly hit that point of young women look too young to be attractive to me.

But, I need FFA advice on how to Woo the 18 year old I saw in WAWA this morning.  She was ridiculous.

 
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Ren Ho3k said:
This really has been a good thread, very nicely curated.  I don't have kids, nor am I trying to bone my neighbor.  So this is pretty uncharted water for the peanut gallery.

I trust your judgment as always but I think she's ready!  She wants you Nathan dude!  You're goin down this road anyway so who cares!  Pull her in and do it already you big galoot!  
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I encourage use of the term "galoot".

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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Attire?

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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:lmao:  jesus christ.... 

This is going to explode spectacularly.... there is zero chance either of these two people are emotionally stable. 

 
belljr said:
Ok I'm a father of a 11 year old girl.  So I've slowly hit that point of young women look to young to be attractive to me.

But, I need FFA advice on how to Woo the 18 year old I saw in WAWA this morning.  She was ridiculous.
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Huh?  Sounds creepy.

 
Next update is going to be that Jessep beat off into the mailbox of the neighbor that lives between them while Marissa played the violin in perfect rhythm.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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Whoa, whoa, wait... wtf is this?  You know TODAY is Friday, right?

 
belljr said:
Ok I'm a father of a 11 year old girl.  So I've slowly hit that point of young women look to young to be attractive to me.

But, I need FFA advice on how to Woo the 18 year old I saw in WAWA this morning.  She was ridiculous.
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Lend her $3K

 
Ramsay Hunt Experience said:
I don't think I've cumulatively hugged the entire species a total of 1.5 hours in my life.  :notahugger:
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A 1.5 hour long hug?  How do you hug for that long and not have sechs at 40 years old?  It is not like that act is that sacred at 40. 

Still rooting for the champ.  I got the perfect song to add to your song mix for Sunday evening:



Sex Action

L.A. Guns


Sex Action."
"Wow!"

Talk about love
Talk about love

I've been around this great big world, yeah
Had my share of shaddy deals and girls, hey
Now I've been thinking about the coming attraction
The wink of an eye and the gleam of satisfaction

Talk about love
Talk about love

Here she comes
Never get enough of that
Sex action
Baby knows
Wherever she goes
She got sex action

Howze baby, I got the potion, woo!
You're a cool operator got the machine in motion
Now, we're all alone
Doing all the talking
She's got me on my back
Let her fingers do the walking

Talk about love
Talk about love

Here she comes
I never get enough of her
Sex action
Baby knows
Wherever she goes
She got sex action

Wow!

Talk about love
Talk about love

Here she comes
I never get enough of that
Sex action
S-E-X
Who's next at
Sex action

And it always feels so good

Girl she got style
Boy she got sleaze
Ah, she's knocking them dead
She's got me down on my knees

Uh-oh
Now listen

I'm a sex gun lover
In the heat of the night
Don't run for cover
I got you in my sight

 
belljr said:
Ok I'm a father of a 11 year old girl.  So I've slowly hit that point of young women look to young to be attractive to me.

But, I need FFA advice on how to Woo the 18 year old I saw in WAWA this morning.  She was ridiculous.
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Give her the six incher.

 
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He is Sting!  Barely had to change anything...

Though I've tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve
As I've done from the start

Every little hug we have is magic
Every little signal I explore
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know FFA advice I'll ignore

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand coffee dates since we first met?
It's a big enough machiatto
But my hesitance stops her from getting wet

Every little hug we have is magic
Every little signal I explore
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know FFA advice I'll ignore

I resolve to text her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll high five me in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the phone
Long before my thumb has tripped me
Must I always be alone?

Every little hug we have is magic
Every little signal I explore
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know FFA advice I'll ignore

[Every little hug we have is magic
Every little signal I explore
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know FFA advice I'll ignore

Every little hug
Every little hug
Every little hug
Every little hug
Every little
Every little
Every little
Every little hug we have
Every little hug we have
Every little hug we have
Every little hug we have
Hug we have is magic

[Eee oh oh]
Every little hug
Every little hugg
Every little hug we have is magic magic magic
Magic magic magic

Every little hug we have is magic
Every little signal I explore
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know FFA advice I'll ignore

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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Love the bravado defiance about the nay-sayers after just admitting that he hugged for 1.5 hours.   It's like getting taunted by Ned Flanders (no offense @Ned). 

FTR, i think NRJ has been playing this just fine.

 
or....

NRJ just might be the greatest story teller of our generation?

heck, mike brady had teh gh3y and even he likely got more action with carol and the rent-a-kids around. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
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If you wore underwear, you are dead to me.  DEAD I SAY

 
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Brony said:
Love the bravado defiance about the nay-sayers after just admitting that he hugged for 1.5 hours.   It's like getting taunted by Ned Flanders (no offense @Ned). 

FTR, i think NRJ has been playing this just fine.
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shocker that a brony thinks NRJ is crushing it

 
Is this where I subscribe to the heavy petting news letter?

#heavypetting

 
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worrierking said:
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:lmao:  at the bolded.

 
I can't wait to see this thread adapted to a broadway play: "Once, Twice, Three Hugs a Lady"

 
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