Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[msommer]

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[ILUVBEER99]

How does the peanut gallery feel about the sharing of entire life stories so quickly?  Not a fan personally.

 

[STBootleg]

Successful Woo

 

[Willie Neslon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7JfkPRdHao

 

[Steeler]

This will be NRJ if they ever do the deed: LINK

 

[The Duff Man]

He put vodka on his arms, that is why he was able to hold out for a 90 min hug. 

Also, it is an disinfectant. 

 

[cstu]

How does the peanut gallery feel about the sharing of entire life stories so quickly?  Not a fan personally.

Women generally don't share all of their baggage up front if they want to have sex with you.

 

[ChiefD]

Wait, the baggage?

Is she a Landry?

Never even thought of this.

ABORT COLONEL, ABORT!!!!!!

Gotta watch those damn Landry's. They must have figured out who was behind the BBQ poll and now they are getting all of us back. Dammit Landry's!!!

 

[belljr]

I was a believer this was not a fishing trip up until the last hug

 

[top dog]

I can't keep up on all 80 pages... And with NRJ liking every post I gave up on quickly searching each page for his updates... Anybody have a cliff notes version?  Here's what I got so far:

• NRJ thinks neighbor is hot
  
• NRJ and MILF text like 14 year olds
  
• NRJ gets hug or something
  
• NRJ is now babysitting her kids while she goes out?
  

 

[boots11234]

Before we commence with today's hug, I wanted to ask if it wouldn't be inappropriate for me to find a new position for my right arm? Can we talk about that? I think we've been at this place for a while now - and it's great, I mean wow is it great - but I think it's time to take the next step. So I was thinking I might lower my right arm during the hug by about an inch. I hope I'm not being pushy. Truth be told, I formed a clot last night and that is a problem, if you know what I mean. I need that arm.

Fixed

 

[top dog]

OH, and there was a BBQ somewhere and Ric Flair wooing...

 

[James Daulton]

NRJ was fine until he put the ##### up on a pedestal.  

He's so paralyzed by the thought of making a move to early that will jeopardize the #####, he can't move forward.  If he hadn't put the ##### on a pedestal, he'd have gone for at the very least a real kiss by now.  If she rejected him, well her #####'s not on a pedestal so he just moves onto the next ##### (that's also not on a pedestal). 

 

[nysfl2]

I was a believer this was not a fishing trip up until the last hug

I'm a firm believer that hugging was just a euphemism for what actually went on during that 90 minutes 

 

[belljr]

I was a believer this was not a fishing trip up until the last hug

I'm a firm believer that hugging was just a euphemism for what actually went on during that 90 minutes 

I'll go with this now

 

[EYLive]

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. 

I hope the talk was 1.5 hours and there was a 3rd hug mixed in somewhere. Cuz a 1.5 hour embrace is real damn long. 

 

[The Hank]

#HUGWATCH

 

[shadyridr]

NRJ was fine until he put the ##### up on a pedestal.  

Why does everyone keep saying that?

 

[Brony]

I'm a firm believer that hugging was just a euphemism for what actually went on during that 90 minutes 

watching a movie?

 

[belljr]

#HUGWATCH

belljr and [ icon ]  hug this  Hug this​

 

[pantherclub]

I do not believe you are a divorced 40 year old man.

No it makes perfect sense

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I haven't ever tried that I know of 20 years, but if I held my wife for over an hour without trying to "be inappropriate" with her in some fashion I think she'd punch me.

 

[El Floppo]

belljr and [ icon ]  hug this  Hug this​

dammit

 

[pats3in4]

no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 

On the bolded: Thou doth protest too much, methinks.  Anyway, while slow and steady may win the race, just don't leave your jewels out to dry like you did Lance Corporal Harold Dawson and Private Louden Downey.

 

[TheAristocrat]

The FFA's Initial Response to NRJ's 90 minute hug

 

[EYLive]

"I hugged a girl and I liked it. I hope her boyfriend don't mind it."

 

[James Daulton]

Why does everyone keep saying that?

He seems paralyzed to act because he doesn't want to lose the opportunity to hit that.  If we was less concerned with hitting that then he'd be moving more naturally.

All imho from what's been posted obviously  And naturally I'm rooting for my FBG brother. 

 

[Jrodicus]

 

[Rick James]

I haven't ever tried that I know of 20 years, but if I held my wife for over an hour without trying to "be inappropriate" with her in some fashion I think she'd punch me.

Yeah, your wife is a feisty one. 

 

[AcerFC]

belljars hug this shtick is money

And Hulks dick hug, I meant deck hug how embarrassing was phenomenal too (with secondary propers going to VA) 

 

[Rick James]

I want to hug you like an animal,

I want to feel you from the outside

 

[Cowboysfan8]

 I'm not sure the time that I've hugged all the people I've ever hugged in my life would add up to that long combined

 

[belljr]

belljars hug this shtick is money

And Hulks dick hug, I meant deck hug how embarrassing was phenomenal too (with secondary propers going to VA) 

James Daulton, Bucky86, Rick James and 3000 others hug this  Hug this

 

[belljr]

:beatitintotheground:

 

[(HULK)]

I want to hug you like an animal,

I want to feel you from the outside

:spittake:

 

[belljr]

I want to hug you like an animal,

I want to feel you from the outside

 

[top dog]

I don't believe it is possible to hug for 90 minutes.  Your shoulders would start to burn.

 

[top dog]

I want to hug you like an animal,

I want to feel you from the outside

 

[Spike]

This will be NRJ if they ever do the deed: LINK

I'm picturing the look on Arnold's face after nailing Kelly Preston in Twins.

 

[CurlyNight]

no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 

Yeeeee! I knew it about the missed kiss! Hugs > than kiss in such a complicated situation where obviously such romance isn't appropriate right now..

 

[cstu]

I want to hug you like an animal,

I want to feel you from the outside

I nearly posted this verbatim. 

 

[CurlyNight]

Okay, I have to vent for a second NRJ:

1) You solicit help in your dating situation

2) You lay out a set of facts

3) We give our opinion based on the set of facts presented

4) You say we are wrong in our opinion and you made the correct decision because there are other facts we don't know about.

We are not wrong based on the set of facts presented. I would say we are probably right 95% of the time that you should have gone for a kiss instead of the second hug because that is what she was signaling. Krista4 confirms this from the female point of view.

THAT ALL SAID, WE STILL WISH SUCCESS IN YOUR QUEST!!!!

You are wrong based on the fact(s) he has not revealed..

 

[dhockster]

You are wrong based on the fact(s) he has not revealed..

HOW CAN I BE RIGHT IF I DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Okay, I have to vent for a second NRJ:

1) You solicit help in your dating situation

2) You lay out a set of facts

3) We give our opinion based on the set of facts presented

4) You say we are wrong in our opinion and you made the correct decision because there are other facts we don't know about.

We are not wrong based on the set of facts presented. I would say we are probably right 95% of the time that you should have gone for a kiss instead of the second hug because that is what she was signaling. Krista4 confirms this from the female point of view.

THAT ALL SAID, WE STILL WISH SUCCESS IN YOUR QUEST!!!!

This x1000. This. This. This. 

It's like giving the detective half the story and expecting him to find the murderer. And then getting angry when he doesn't. 

I've been backing NRJ this entire time, but I'm sorry, this is all too true. I'm with @dhockster here 100%. 

 

[Kanil]

After Ron's last update... what if neighbor's name is Keara?

 

[CurlyNight]

HOW CAN I BE RIGHT IF I DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'd say so far I'm one of the very few in here that has been right. Read his posts carefully with a dose of women's intuition..

 

[dhockster]

I'd say so far I'm one of the very few in here that has been right. Read his posts carefully with a dose of women's intuition..

Just because you agree with him doesn't make you right. And are you saying Krista4 doesn't have women's intuition?

 

[[icon]]

Yeeeee! I knew it about the missed kiss! Hugs > than kiss in such a complicated situation where obviously such romance isn't appropriate right now..

You are a crazy person. 

 

[top dog]

Wait... This new  neighbor is not named "Angie" is she?  Do these cirucumstances we don't understand don't involve her being devestated by falling in love with her employer who didn't realize that banging other chicks in front of her would be devestating, because she's a woman?

 

[CurlyNight]

Just because you agree with him doesn't make you right. And are you saying Krista4 doesn't have women's intuition?

Read my posts carefully. It's been more than just agreeing with him.. And no, as I stated a few pages back, we women think differently so she could have been right. We are all in here for the same goal of keeping these 2 together hopefully for more than friends, but not for less than friends..