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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr = pretty meaningless update, carry on 

( @TheAristocrat, you'll appreciate this) So, today we met for coffee, as she had a break before picking her kids up from school. We were discussing random things, and the topic of documentaries came up. I asked if she had seen Making a Murderer on Netflix, and she said she had. So I told her of my fascination with the whole ordeal. She agreed that it was fascinating and so I felt comfortable disclosing at that point that I was reading through the trial transcripts. She says "that is totally something I would do" and then asked about what I had gleaned from my reading thus far.  :wub:  Crush points +5
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Yes!

 
When will the woo levels reach do levels?

See how I cleverly asked when you're gonna do her without actually saying; When are you gonna do her?

Subtle is my middle name ... I mean literally ... my parents were hippies.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I've gone back and forth on sharing this thread with her one day. Still not sure. What could possibly go wrong?? :lol:  
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numero uno when she reads the sweet poetry of swc there is no way she will not fall for me brohan so look all am i sayin is do not say that i did not warn you take that to the bank bromigos 

 
She probably won't tell you about the gang bang she was part of in college,  you probably shouldn't tell her about the 200 FBG circle jerk you started in the FFA

 
Funkley said:
Was helping my 11 year old last night with pre-algebra and it got me to thinking about Jessep and his MILF situation. If MILF, Jessep, hugs, back yard romance and naked are all in the equation, then solve for B.

Jessep + hug + B = MILF + back yard + naked + B
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Maybe your 11 year old should seek help elsewhere. That equation is unsolvable for B. :grad:

Jessep + hug + B - B = MILF + back yard + naked + B - B

Jessep + hug = MILF + back yard + naked

B = B

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I've gone back and forth on sharing this thread with her one day. Still not sure. What could possibly go wrong?? :lol:  
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Oh let's see a few possible responses:. 

1.  Oh so this was just a big game to you!

2. You think I am only an 8!

3.  So you just want to have sex with me so you can tell your internet buddies about it! 

 
jon_mx said:
Oh let's see a few possible responses:. 

1.  Oh so this was just a big game to you!

2. You think I am only an 8!

3.  So you just want to have sex with me so you can tell your internet buddies about it! 
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The funny thing is, even if he showed this to her 5 years from now, it's entirely plausible that he has not sealed the deal yet.

 
Kanil said:
The funny thing is, even if he showed this to her 5 years from now, it's entirely plausible that he has not sealed the deal yet.
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Son, we live in a world that has neighbors, and those neighbors have to be guarded by men with hugs. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Poster Kanik? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Marisa, and you mock me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Marisa's hug, while overly sappy, probably saved the neighborhood; and my existence, while wimpy and incomprehensible to you, saves neighborhoods.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
So early in the evening, Marissa finishes up some work she had to do, and she and her girls finally make it outside, where my son and I are goofing around in the front yard playing whiffle ball. After a bit, she comes over and kind of whispers that they are begging her to ask if they can jump on our trampoline. So of course we all head around to my back yard, and the kids are all playing. Marissa stays in pretty close proximity to me most of this time. Eventually it begins to thunder and lightning ( :rolleyes:  ) and it was also starting to get dark, so we all head in. 

She texts me a bit later, asking if the rain might interfere with hug plans for the evening.  I say hopefully not, let's just see what happens when kids are asleep.  At this point, I am thinking ok she HAS to want me to kiss her, but I am still getting mixed signals with her body language, so I'm conflicted on this point. That conflict would soon be settled. 

She went a little deeper into conversation than I like to go in texting, but since she initialized it, I followed her lead. Basically she told me that she is trying not to complicate things in her head. She did mention the unfinalized divorce and not being "ready for a relationship" but also having an internal conflict because she really likes me and things feel so natural between us, with which I agreed. I truly believe that this conflict of hers was what was causing her body language to be a bit closed off the past few nights for Hugfest. She mentioned something about kissing (which said to me: yep, she has been thinking about what I said to her the other night...this is good) and how it was part of her conflict, which i had already deduced. I said well, if it's any consolation, I wanted to kiss you again, but you were kind of holding me back, but don't take that as me not wanting to kiss you, because I do. We have a little back and forth, and it's close to 1AM at this point.

M: "well, if you want to come back over here real quick, we can just move on from this discussion. If not, we can wait. Up to you"  :eek:  

NRJ: Give me 2 mins.

I'm thinking are you kidding me!? There is no damn way I'm not going back over there, I don't care if we are in the middle of a hurricane and her entire back yard is on fire. I throw my clothes back on and put my contacts back on in a record time of about 23 seconds, and head over there. 

She is standing on her back porch and doesn't even let me get all the way onto the concrete and grabs my head and pulls me in and plants one on me. (aside: if you have seen the kids movie "Inside Out," then you know the part where it shows long term memories being stored, pretty sure this one was a long-termer for me. I wasn't thinking that at the time of course, but as I typed it out just now, it came to me)  She pulls back a bit and we stand touching foreheads staring into each other's eyes not saying a word, then I kiss her again. And that pretty much went on for the next 20 minutes.  

She had to go in, because her oldest had already gotten up once since going to bed, so she was worried she might wake up again. One more quick kiss and I head back home. 

M: Glad we got that out of the way Lol

NRJ: Yes good talk

So if you saw the flashes in the night sky last night, it might have been the storms rolling through, or it might just have been some fireworks down in bayou country.

PS- WHO DAT!!!
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nice dude

 
Getzlaf15 said:
When is her divorce final so we can mark our calendars "100%"?
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Well the 1-year waiting period ends soon, so it's just a matter of court filing after that. So there's no date set in stone. It's just a matter of waiting on the court to sign off on it. At least, that's the way it went in my experience. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Well the 1-year waiting period ends soon, so it's just a matter of court filing after that. So there's no date set in stone. It's just a matter of waiting on the court to sign off on it. At least, that's the way it went in my experience. 
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She's not going to :pickle: until it's official?

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Well the 1-year waiting period ends soon, so it's just a matter of court filing after that. So there's no date set in stone. It's just a matter of waiting on the court to sign off on it. At least, that's the way it went in my experience. 
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Sounds like a good night to have a bottle of champagne on ice ready so the cork can be popped. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I've gone back and forth on sharing this thread with her one day. Still not sure. What could possibly go wrong?? :lol:  
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Terrible idea!  Don't even think about sharing this thread!  You'll reverse all the benefits of being the cool, slow-playing neighbor and become the lonely creep next door that posts on messageboards looking for advice to pick up women from a bunch of middle-aged computer nerds.  Her friends' words, not mine.  

 
Capella said:
I've begun saying bromigo so many times my wife has threatened to leave me 
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i used to tell people to call there grandma and tell her she is a brohan but then i thought to my self swc what if someone really did that and then there grandma was like i aint no brohan you are out of the will well brohans i could not deal with that and on the path of the brohan we are all about low stress so long story short do not pick up the phone call your grandma and tell her she is a brohan because even though it could be awesome you could also end up not getting a hundred bucks or even more take that to the bank bromigren

 
This is going to seem like a departure, but I bet NJR seals the deal within 3 days of the ink drying on her divorce.

 
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