Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

[Van Dyman]

Congrats and good luck.  You got this, bro.

 

[glvsav37]

"Several" bodily fluids?   

she accidentally sneezed on him.

 

[culdeus]

is poop considered a bodily fluid?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

is poop considered a bodily fluid?

Depends on what you ate. 

 

[ChiefD]

"YOU'RE ###### RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE BED!"

 

[DocHolliday]

Well done Colonel. Took you forever to close the deal but it worked out in the end. 

You would be foolish to post pics.  Not saying you shouldn't though. 

 

[Van Dyman]

"Several" bodily fluids?   

sev·er·al

ˈsev(ə)rəl/

determiner & pronoun
 

1. 
   
   1.
   
   
   more than two but not many.
   
   
   
   
   

 

[Skipdog77]

she accidentally sneezed on him.

It wasn't no accident. 

 

[Scoresman]

is poop considered a bodily fluid?

He said "several" which implies 3 or more, otherwise he would have said "a couple."  So we've got

Spit

Blood

Piss

Semen

Poop

Vomit

Pus

Snot

Ear wax

######l discharge (might be piss)

Spit's a given considering they kissed but what are the other two?

 

[EYLive]

He said "several" which implies 3 or more, otherwise he would have said "a couple."  So we've got

Spit

Blood

Piss

Semen

Poop

Vomit

Pus

Snot

Ear wax

######l discharge (might be piss)

Spit's a given considering they kissed but what are the other two?

You forgot sweat and tears. And also whatever that orange sticky stuff is that forms on your lips after playing World of Warcraft for 19 straight hours... anybody? No? Just me?

 

[EYLive]

Really played this whole thing wrong from the beginning.

Still destined for FriendZoneville.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

You forgot sweat and tears. And also whatever that orange sticky stuff is that forms on your lips after playing World of Warcraft for 19 straight hours... anybody? No? Just me?

Cheese doodle residue.

 

[Wrigley]

Wooooooo

Keep up the good work hero

 

[AAABatteries]

So the penis has penetrated the ######..... if you know what I mean

Not following you - can you flesh this out a little?

 

[AAABatteries]

Over at the Purse forum FFA...

Tremendous Backside:   Wait, does that mean what I think it means?

2Old2GetBalled:  You have to give us more than that.  Details, we want details!

The Randy #### Experience:  Size, please!

SWC-Section:  The first thing you should do is get one of those home test kits from the drug store and make sure you get a good stream of tinkle on it so there is no doubt about the results which can be confusing since positive is bad and negative is good and you don't want to mix them up and you can take that to the gynecologist, girlfriend.

HFS 

 

[wikkidpissah]

woo hoo!!

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Wait. I thought all the alphas said you were in the friend zone. How did this happen?

 

[xulf]

 

[Galileo]

You forgot sweat and tears. And also whatever that orange sticky stuff is that forms on your lips after playing World of Warcraft for 19 straight hours... anybody? No? Just me?

Not a bodily fluid.  Quit eating Cheetos and it will go away.

 

[Galileo]

Cheese doodle residue.

Doh!

 

[Navin R Johnson]

Don't worry. About 4, 5 months from now the Navin R. Johnson alias will start a thread about how to get out of a relationship with his crazy stalker neighbor girlfriend.

She hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!!

 

[Gr00vus]

She hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!!

 

[TheAristocrat]

Glad to hear it, NRJ.  Especially considering the sad state that is the New Orleans Saints.

Have you seen her in only your Brees jersey yet?

 

[lardonastick]

Well done, NRJ, and thanks for this amazing thread! Hope all goes well in your future endeavors, but seriously though:

Start hiding money.

 

[bagger]

"Several" bodily fluids?   

Is it pee?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is it pee?

Stain. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

Congrats!

We all get wedding invites...........

 

[Cjw_55106]

When is she due?

That's the odd part. She said about seven months. 

 

[Hoh]

That's the odd part. She said about seven months. 

Relax.  There's a good chance the baby isn't hers.

 

[CurlyNight]

Yay! You went with your instincts to go slow as opposed to the majority of advice in here. Best wishes! WoooooO!

 

[James Daulton]

Now that you got up in there, time to begin searching out the next conquest.

Never forget that you're a hunter NRJ.  You don't farm, you go out and slay your prey!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Good for you man, glad you hit that tough to get tattooed single mom. 

 

[xulf]

Now that you got up in there, time to begin searching out the next conquest.

Never forget that you're a hunter NRJ.  You don't farm, you go out and slay your prey!

Yeah, per JDs advice in other threads, go for an 18 year old 

 

[xulf]

Good for you man, glad you hit that tough to get tattooed single mom. 

Probably a poor choice of words since it was hinted she was in an abusive relationship...plus just a ####ty comment.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Probably a poor choice of words since it was hinted she was in an abusive relationship...plus just a ####ty comment.

I've only read the the hyperlinks, didn't realize the gal had been in an abusive relationship. Still happy he hit it though since it had a much different meaning than you are implying.  

 

[James Daulton]

Yeah, per JDs advice in other threads, go for an 18 year old 

That is the opposite of my advice!

 

[bagger]

Stain. 

Shadow.

dude how do you remember this stuff.

 

[sports_fan]

Looking forward to seeing pics of you guys at the senior prom

 

[bud29]

Way to stick the #### in the ######! 

 

[Capella]

Good for you man, glad you hit that tough to get tattooed single mom. 

lol

 

[Capella]

Shadow.

dude how do you remember this stuff.

God that 11 board was amazing for like a year and a half. I don't think I'll ever laugh harder at the Internet. 

 

[lakerstan]

He's all growns up and he's all growns up.

https://goo.gl/images/bSGczl

 

[Limp Ditka]

is poop considered a bodily fluid?

We'll let Dentist chime in on that one.

 

[gianmarco]

Sorry, but gotta ask. What was the weather like when it finally happened?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Mission Accomplished.  We can hard delete now with emphasis on the hard.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Don't worry. About 4, 5 months from now the Navin R. Johnson alias will start a thread about how to get out of a relationship with his crazy stalker neighbor girlfriend.

She hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!!

Completely missed this the first time around, but the fact that this alias already existed AND managed to check in here within two hours is pretty amazing.

GB this place sometimes.

 

[Keerock]

:noteiffeltower:

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

eo reason we can't see a shot from a three-quarters angle from behind, she in shorts, on her toes, bent slightly forward.  This could substantiate the Marisa Tomei claim while protecting her modesty and anonymity. 

Since we have seen pics of the Colonol's yard if he gets one there we don't even need the substantiating penny.

 

[jon_mx]

Can we atleast get a pic with her face blacked out?  

 

[Buttonhook]

Congrats NRJ.   You clearly were looking for a solid relationship and not a quick bang, so good on you.

If you are going to send a pic, and you really care about the FFA, do it while she's hanging some gutters in the pouring rain.