Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

[tommyboy]

Yeah, the only place acceptable for kids names is near the *****, that's where they joined the world.

in that Fox show "Son of Zorn"   Zorn asks his old girlfriend   "do you still have that ZORN tatto on your butt where the O is your #######?"   and she says "yes"

 

[xulf]

  I've never seen a bunch of grown-### men scared of tattoos. Interesting. 

Where on the neck exactly?  Like on the brackish area that is covered by hair if hair is down?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Where on the neck exactly?  Like on the brackish area that is covered by hair if hair is down?

Yep. Can only see it if her hair is pulled up.

 

[pantherclub]

Where on the neck exactly?  Like on the brackish area that is covered by hair if hair is down?

It doesnt matter bro, it just doesnt matter

 

[xulf]

Yep. Can only see it if her hair is pulled up.

Yeah, that's what I figured.  Everyone is making waaaaay too big of a deal out of that.

 

[pantherclub]

Yeah, that's what I figured.  Everyone is making waaaaay too big of a deal out of that.

She has bible verses on her forearm and kids names on her neck, I think we are right on target here

 

[cstu]

She has bible verses on her forearm and kids names on her neck, I think we are right on target here

You can only see it when she's wearing short sleeves.

 

[pantherclub]

You can only see it when she's wearing short sleeves.

thats year round in the bayou

 

[TheAristocrat]

"Hey, that guy is dating an attractive woman and seems happy."

"LET'S GET HIM!!!!"

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

 you sick *******! 

I can't remember if I said, but the neck tat is her 2 kids' names, FWIW. 

surprised she didn't go with one kid's name on her right calf and other kid's name on her left calf

 

[James Daulton]

To be fair, it wouldn't be FBGs if we didn't bust balls.  

Random FBG "Hey I won $100M in the lottery!"  FBGs "And now you have to pay $40M in taxes, haha loser"

Keep tagging that tatted up Southern Belle Nathan!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Nah, that's not why people are annoyed by this thread.

 Annoyed?! Dude, if you're annoyed by a message board thread, especially one you think is a fishing trip, it MIGHT be time to step away from the keyboard for a little while.

 

[Spike]

wacist. 

Spit up just a bit on this. 

 

[In The Zone]

Damn Colonel, you get to 100% Woo Complete and think you own the city. 

NSFW

Once again, Sweet Beard



BTW, Congrats.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Question on the kids name tattoos.  Are they written to be read right side up as one stands behind her, or are they written right side up when looking down over her head?

 

[belljr]

Question on the kids name tattoos.  Are they written to be read right side up as one stands behind her, or are they written right side up when looking down over her head?

 

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Question on the kids name tattoos.  Are they written to be read right side up as one stands behind her, or are they written right side up when looking down over her head?

What you did there, I see it.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

AFAIK there's no way to prevent your lame thread from popping up on the first page.  Why not delete it if you are not going to talk about anything in it?

are you ####### serious right now? come on

 

[belljr]

Question on the kids name tattoos.  Are they written to be read right side up as one stands behind her, or are they written right side up when looking down over her head?

Pretty sure one is one way and the other is the opposite.......WIN WIN

 

[The Hank]

Pretty sure one is one way and the other is the opposite.......WIN WIN

.... If you know what I mean

 

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 Annoyed?! Dude, if you're annoyed by a message board thread, especially one you think is a fishing trip, it MIGHT be time to step away from the keyboard for a little while.

  

My posting is all for shtick sake... this thread has been a blast and I'm glad our hero got his woo on! 

 

[Zegras11]

AFAIK there's no way to prevent your lame thread from popping up on the first page.  Why not delete it if you are not going to talk about anything in it?

Still the worst schtick ever.  #someonegivethismansomehugs

 

[Lehigh98]

Yep. Can only see it if her hair is pulled up.

So there was hair pulling involved... now we're getting somewhere you kinky *******.

 

[Phase of the Game]

AFAIK there's no way to prevent your lame thread from popping up on the first page.  Why not delete it if you are not going to talk about anything in it?

If it is lame why do you keep posting in it? Just to be an ###?

 

[IC FBGCav]

  

My posting is all for shtick sake... this thread has been a blast and I'm glad our hero got his woo on! 

I must admit the word woo annoys me.

 

[Phase of the Game]

I must admit the word woo annoys me.

me too....it rhymes with poo. 

 

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me too....it rhymes with poo. 

And Doo Doo 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

And Doo Doo 

and, depending on you own pronunciation, cstu

 

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and, depending on you own pronunciation, cstu

Who?

 

[Phase of the Game]

and, depending on you own pronunciation, cstu

 

[BeaverCleaver]

AFAIK there's no way to prevent your lame thread from popping up on the first page.  Why not delete it if you are not going to talk about anything in it?

What's your problem? Miserable about life?

 

[ArbyMelt]

What's your problem? Miserable about life?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the FFA is his life. He is probably on here 24x7, and living through other posters. 

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the FFA is his life. He is probably on here 24x7, and living through other posters. 

Is that not what we do here? 

 

[xulf]

cstu reaching MOP level in here.

 

[Skipdog77]

cstu reaching MOP level in here.

Never imagined myself saying these words, but that's an insult to MoP.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Is it asking too much to be entertained?  Who starts a 'look at me' thread and then does nothing to make people look?

You keep looking and posting.

 

[northern exposure]

AFAIK there's no way to prevent your lame thread from popping up on the first page.  Why not delete it if you are not going to talk about anything in it?

Regarding your advice about deletion, you might want to follow it regarding your posts. Oh and btw, not just your posts in this thread. HTH.

 

[Brady Marino]

Did LHUCKS take over cstu's account?

 

[cstu]

You know what, you guys are right.  My life is good, I should just be happy for NRJ and leave it at that.  It's his thread he can post as much or as little as he wants. 

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Are you saying Woo like Ric Flair? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2nqpnJNfHs

 

[Brady Marino]

It's his thread he can post as much or as little as he wants. 

I'm glad he has your permission.

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

Are you saying Woo like Ric Flair? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2nqpnJNfHs

I heard this is NRJ's entrance theme:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRDJLqMFXVI

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Nathan is the guest picker today on ESPN.  Came in on a jet.  WOOOOOOO

 

[Hu-Tang Clan]

Have you moved on to another woman yet?

 

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Has she added your name to the back of her neck? 

 

[MikeIke]

You know what, you guys are right.  My life is good, I should just be happy for NRJ and leave it at that.  It's his thread he can post as much or as little as he wants. 

Thing is ,  he finished his story .  He hasn't added any more,  he's done.  The Woo is complete .  It's only people asking for more than he is willing to give that are adding to this thread. 

In a way (a very,  VERY small way)  it's like AZ Ron's thread.  A story was told.  It grabbed our attention,  and we loved it.  But now the story is over. Accept it and move on . 

All good things must come to an end . 

Don't be sad that it's over,  be happy that it happened. 

 

[MikeIke]

I want graphic details of their sexual relations. Then the thread will be complete.

Saints jerseys were strewn about the outdoor BBQ pit as it started to rain . 

Marissa asked ,  "Colonel,  shouldn't we go inside ? There's a hurricane coming,  and I'm  afraid! "

As Col. Jessep violently,  yet tenderly,  lowered Marissa's gold and black thong to the weatherproofed deck planks he muttered,  "The only hurricane that is coming tonight is you ,  my dear . And it's going to be a Category 5! Prepare to get soaked! " 

 

[EYLive]

Saints jerseys were strewn about the outdoor BBQ pit as it started to rain . 

Marissa asked ,  "Colonel,  shouldn't we go inside ? There's a hurricane coming,  and I'm  afraid! "

As Col. Jessep violently,  yet tenderly,  lowered Marissa's gold and black thong to the weatherproofed deck planks he muttered,  "The only hurricane that is coming tonight is you ,  my dear . And it's going to be a Category 5! Prepare to get soaked! " 

OK, now I have completed.

If you know what I mean.

 

[belljr]

Dems the Winds of the hurricane!!!

 

[jonessed]

It's going to be a big wedding.